>"fixed fortifications are stupid lol"
>*gets stuck at Metz for 3 months*
"fixed fortifications are stupid lol"
Jace Rodriguez
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Aiden Rodriguez
>Looks like Trump
What the fuck, I hate Montgomery now
Brandon Kelly
>Montgomery
Austin Cook
I know right. That's clearly Omar Bradley.
Jason Howard
>Montgomery
Nathaniel Ward
That's MacArthur you illiterate
Daniel Bennett
That's Erich Ludendorf you imbecile.
Grayson Phillips
>MacArthur
Now there's a overrated fuckup.
>spends his time in the Philippines embezzling money
>receives news of the attack on pearl harbor
>better hide in my office until my air force is destroyed!
>receives information of impending Chinese attack in Korea
>disperses his forces piecemeal, flies his personal airliner over the border and doesn't see any Chinamen out the window, awards himself the Distinguished Flying Cross for this
Not to mention he was a weaboo.
Wyatt Bailey
>now
faggot
Jonathan Hernandez
>people that can't even recognize de Gaulle
Why am I even on this board?
Landon Robinson
>We will fight them on the beaches
>Considers escaping from a beach his biggest victory
>We will fight them on the streets
>Barely any fighting on Streets till after D-day
>We shall fight them on the landing grounds
>Brittish landing grounds see no fighting at all apart from bombing
>We shall never surrender
>Surrenders Singapore
Matthew Cox
>We will fight them on the beaches
>gets a bunch of Canadians killed and captured, and a destroyer sunk, for no reason
Jeremiah Russell
>We will fight them on the streets
>Surrenders when the Japanese use the streets
Sebastian Harris
You see it says US on his collar...
Matthew Rivera
Which means Unités Speciales or Special Units, indicating De Gaulle's troubling learning disabilities.
Jason Cruz
A whole destroyer? Look, I get Canucks were brave fighters individually, but in the scale of the war, whinging about a single destroyer is asinine. It says something about the actual scale of Canada's force.
Juan Ward
It was just a prank bro!
Dylan Phillips
Ryder Martin
Hey the Canadians wanted a fight.
Christopher Davis
>fixed fortifications are stupid because you can go around them
>British proceed to fuck up the operation to go around them so badly that war is extended by another year
>user on a Turkmen carpet looming website calls Patton stupid for others fuck ups
Jordan Cook
>We must take the rur region
>Let's not invade through the north german plain but rather this extremely narrow and well-defended tiny patch of forest instead which we could easily go around with our army
>Oh what's that, our entire division got destroyed by a bunch of volksgrenadiers? Well we better send in another one with the exact same tactics as before
>*Proceeds to repeat this with dozens of further divisions for almost half a year straight, resulting in the longest continuous battle ever fought by US armed forces and one of the most costly disasters for the allies in the entire war*
What did the allies mean by this?
Colton Williams
HAP ARNOLD A SHIT, A SHIIIIIIT
>Monty
You forgot
>surrounding himself with incompetent fuckups
The St. Naziaire raid was fucking awesome and disabled their dockyards and repair facilities for a long time.
Oh hey, turns out "not sending a platoon of Matildas", not shipping a fuckton of antitank RIFLES (yes, IJA armor was that shit), not giving you TOTALLY AWESOME COASTAL DEFENCES HE shells, relying on MOTHERFUCKING CHANCE as an early warning system as opposed to a network of informants and radios and "FUCK THE COLONIES, PROTECT THE HOME ISLANDS FIRST" was a recipe for disaster! You can't even fucking blame Percuval for this, that's all Churchill.
Jacob Fisher
But the Second British Army was all the way up in Brussels-Antwerp. Patton had the First US Army pushing towards Bastogne at his north and the Seventh at Nancy pushing towards Karlsruhe at his south.
Anyways, if Patton was really a reincarnated Roman legionnaire (like he claimed), he'd have appreciated fortifications.
Leo Gomez
I was referencing Market Garden, where the fortifications would have became USELESS if Britain hadn't fucked it up so they could just go around and create a giant pocket which was the whole idea. What you posted is pretty irrelevant to the reference.
James Hernandez
>implying this is anyone other than Mustafa Kemal
spotted the armenians
Grayson Stewart
The Dieppe Raid, not the St.Nazaire
Nicholas Wood
Canadians were the fourth largest Allied Army in Europe. It's not the destroyer, it was the fact it shouldn't have happened. They were attacking a lightly defended place, only to get their shit pushed in so hard that the navy got an ass raping.
Luke Mitchell
Dieppe? That was Mountbatten.
Seriously, why did the Brits keep him.
Robert Cook
Dieppe? That's Lord Louis "Let's build a carrier out of frozen sawdust" Mountbatten.
Christian Young
>Be Erwin Rommel
>Decide one of the best ways to unbalance the British would be to inspire the North African locals to rise up and take up arms against their British masters
>Literally be the Axis Lawerence of Arabia, only less gay
>Find out that this bastard Rudolfo Graziani, the man who used chemical weapons against fucking Ethiopians because they were resisting, was harassing the locals
>The North Africans especially the Egyptians, decide it's better to trust the devils they knew
Brayden Myers
>Bro, it was just a prank
Elijah James
>trusting Italy
>ever
Brayden Gonzalez
Has Patton become Veeky Forums's FAMAS?