>finally get a job
>large company (100k+), in compensation in HR
>great pay and benefits
>literally a minority as a straight white male
>tons of hot women in office and total bro gays
>get constantly hit on
Is HR like this everywhere It's a pussy goldmine and all the Directors and managers are guys probably slaying it.
Yeah man, true stories.
Coz women in HR will 'hit on you' and have sex and not hold it against you in the next sexual harassment lawsuit which they're fucking experts on.
Hr lol.
HR?
Lifes to short. Learn a real skill
>Learn a real skill
Like basic English, and knowing the difference between 'to' and 'too'?
Learning lots of transferable skills actually, senpai.
I forgot the best part. I have access to EVERYTHING in the company on every employee. I had no idea they keep so much info on everyone. It kind of boggles my mind I even got a job here desu.
don't shit where you eat, OP
I hear this all the time, but why? If I keep it casual and honest what could go wrong?
>what could go wrong as a straight white male in a group of feminist womyn who probably enjoy drama
>great pay and benefits
kek, get a real job
>in relationship with a normal woman
>have a rough awkward breakup
>never have to see her again
>in relationship with coworker
>have a rough awkward breakup
>have to see her every day
>everyone I work with knows embarassing details of my sex life
>she tells her side of the story to everyone I work with
>they all think I'm the world's biggest asshole and refuse to even consider my side of the story
>she files a sexual harassment suit out of spite
>I get fired and taken to court
that's what could go wrong idiot