If you could offer a piece of advice to anyone throughout history, who would it be and what would you say?

If you could offer a piece of advice to anyone throughout history, who would it be and what would you say?

To:Varus
Don't trust Arminius, he is a dirty german that want's to see our destruction.

Sincerely user.

dont drust venishuns x-DDDDd
t. future

Stop Yakub

Hitler
Don't invade Russia.

Constantine
>honestly, go easy on them, fucking is totally fine with God
>you and I both know you don't really believe in that shit anyway

To: Nobunaga

Don't trust Akechi Mitsuhide, keep your bodyguard with you at all times. Also, name an heir other than Hideyoshi, sure he's a great general but he can't plan for shit and will fuck up the invasion of Korea and then plunge Japan into a new dark age.

>Napoleon
>Just take a breather, wait to invade for ONCE

nice dubs and I was actually going to say this too

Don't eat the fruit your stupid cunt.

Disease is spread by tiny, tiny creatures, not by demons. Alcohol can kill these creatures, as can boiling water before you drink it.

Burn the heretic!

Marx
listen to Bakunin

uranium is useless

don't bother the u.s.

Dear National Socialists of Germany,

Don't allow Hitler to be your leader.

wait to attack Russia after winter

Don't get on the boat

they never learn

They were already told that and did it anyway

This meme has to die
THEY ATTACKED DURING SPRING. They only took so many casualties because when winter finally rolled around they weren't properly equipped due to Hitler thinking he could roll over the Soviets like he did in France, Poland, etc.

dON'T CROSS THE RIVER

Makhno: Don't believe Trotsky, he's a dirty Marxist.

To pay some random arab criminal to kill baby Muhammad in 570 before he invents the world's most dangerous religion and value system.

Tell my parents to never meet

This

To the Negus of Aksum/Abyssinia/Ethiopia Ashama/Armah: if a bunch of scruffy dirty whitish looking people come from the north and start speaking cryptically using religious imagery and figures you are familiar with, cut their heads off.