How historically accurate is this movie?

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Better version

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dwarves are hard workers and therefore cant be black

they had niggers south of mordor

Just fuck my shit up.

Trying not to die in a 3rd world

Rolling for Best Korea

exiled to the shitty streets

i bet i get africa and born with aids

>2 China in a row
How fucked am I?

H-here I go!

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Jokes aside, several medievalists were involved in the project.

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It's based on population.

Take me back to my Aryan ancestors.

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It doesn't really show.

In fact, it doesn't stick to Tolkien that well either.

rawlin'

guess you don't only live once

Sauron did nothing wrong, history was written by the winners.

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LET'S DO THIS ONE TOO

Let's see.

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well done user, HOWEVER

Hoping to stay the same

Rollan

"Not very accurate unfortunately as Mr. Tolkien omitted depicting the realities of orc on elf rape and human on hobbit rape and countless other rapes that undoubtedly occurred. That's why I took pains to ensure that GoT would be much more accurate and not shy away from portraying the most intimate details of all the different rapes."

- George R. R. Martin

How historically accurate was undertale?

rollan

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>Constantly glorifies Rohan
>Portrays Gondor as weak
>Doesn't include the übermensch knights of Dol Amroth

Absolute propaganda shilling for lesser humans in Middle Earth. Peter Jackson is most likely a Sauron worshipper and an Orc too!

>fantasy series
>historically accurate
It was never reality, so how can it be historically accurate?
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JRRT's experience in the WW1 trenches probably turned him off of gunpowder and anything more lethal.

I dunno, many of the weapons of the valar, Maiar and dragons are probably more destructive than gun powder.
Think a bigger reason is that he wanted to create a new alternative English Folk lore which he thought had been lost in the Norman invasion, in which gun powder weapons fit badly.

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>It was never reality, so how can it be historically accurate?
What? Are you retarded? The movies are utter shite, the books are extremely accurate. Tolkien was not just some author who wrote great books, he was an Oxford professor and worked on Oxfords dictionary. He was heavily renowned in his field and was actually degraded for writing fantasy from his peers.

Just because there is a feature of gods and dragons has really nothing to do with armies and other historical accuracy.

He put a shit tonne of thought into every aspect of his work, and it's all relatively accurate.

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I guess I will be chinese.

India? could be worse

You know what? Being Indian isn't so bad. The male to female ratio in India is significantly more stable. If I can't find a woman on my own, my family will find me one and all I will have to do is to sell enough shit to get by.

Here we gooooooo

You lucked out and avoided being a filthy Paki. Now you're just a dumb nigger

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No nigger countries please.

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Live in the Shire, can confirm. Is a documentary.

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Tolkien meant for them to represent jews.
No, seriously.

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Oh boy

The quads are checked.

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Gondor's superior half elvish bloodline was already pretty diluted with regular humans outside of Aragon's house though

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>turkey
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Odin guide my roll!

hold the molly cause I'm already rollin

oh man

this mite hurt

might as well post in a good thread.

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I did it!

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Not very accurate. Mordor was never destroyed irl. It changed name to Turkey.

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