- Would you rather Spongebob or Patrick? The Splatfest for EU and NA is still underway! - Team Tuna Mayonnaise Onigiri has won the latest JP Splatest! - A large balance patch has landed, updating the performance of numerous weapons, abilities, specials, and more! nintendo.com.au/support/files/Splatoon_Upcoming_software_update_April_13_2016.pdf - A number of new weapons have been released, including the Permanent Inkbrush, the Soda Slosher, the Bamboozler 14 Mk III, the Refurbished Mini Splatling, and the Tempered Dynamo Roller! - The Squid Sisters will be performing live at the Nico Nico Super Conference's Ultra Music Festival on April 29th, except this time they'll be as they were as children! twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/712950899811856385 - Splatoon Toys have been revealed courtesy of Jakks Pacific: nintendoinquirer.com/blog/2016/03/25/new-world-nintendo-toys-revealed-wondercon-2016/
With this new system she could win because it's damn hard to predict
Hudson Phillips
Octoling mating dance when
Landon Murphy
Who patrick king here
Owen Murphy
Doubtful.
Parker Gonzalez
>not queen
Gabriel Perry
I always prepare myself for 18 snails if I get 6 more then good but I don't expect them
Elijah Murphy
PATRICK IS NOT A FUCKING GIRL
Jack Gray
Sea stars don't have genders?
Jaxon White
Spaghetti-o's > Woomies Dogs > Cats Slides > Coasters Hot dogs > Marshmallows Decepticons > Autobots Science > art Planes > Cars Pirates > Ninjas Burgers > Pizza Naughty > Nice Past > Future Blue > Red Snowmen > Sandcastles Patrick > Spongebob
Chase Foster
Patrick does
Ayden King
He sexually identifies as the letter M
Brayden Thompson
Nah, it should be set to W for wumbo.
Daniel Perez
Honest to fuck I actually prefer this cancer over the Octoposters
Brandon Edwards
>want to try out jet squelcher >shit this gun is pretty cool >not the fastest at killing but its really good for area denial and backline support >losing constantly because my team cannot fucking go half a second without dying >have to go back to playing rushdown carry weapons just to stand a chance
Why is this game so fucking terrible
Hudson Hall
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Mason Myers
How about that sex with Marie tho
James Hernandez
She liked it, really. It was nice while it lasted.
Ian Morgan
I want to drink Marie's milk!
Jackson Gonzalez
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John Turner
She'd love that
Dominic Fisher
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Gavin Campbell
>Me and my team
Angel Campbell
...
Jordan Jones
>Five players Hax
Levi Thomas
There's not nearly enough Marie pics like this
Luke Moore
Maybe it is an enemy trying to flank them like a pro
Cooper Evans
clearly a squib that couldn't make it before the squad filled up
Aiden Evans
I think it's still up in the air. I'm on Patrick and I had about a 1:3 win/loss rate and got at least 8 mirror matches. One time I even lost 6 matches in a row. I don't consider myself a bad player either, but sometimes Spongebob is just filled with better players who completely shut down me and my team.
Austin Morris
There are not enough Marie
One is not enough, Isn't she?
Colton Hall
After the Lemon Tea vs Milk Tea Splatfest in Japan, it was practically affirmed that Marie was the milky squid, therefore had all the titties.
There was also way too much art of Callie pissing as a result of the 'lemon juice' aspect of things
Ryder Reyes
No. Never enough.
God bless Japan. It might just be my imagination, but I swear Marie has a slightly bigger chest in-game too.
Luke Edwards
Good thing too; I prefer Callie and I think she's cuter with little boobs.
John Foster
>Too much art of callie pissing as a result of the 'lemon juice' aspect of things
Jesus Christ how horrifying. I was expecting some but damn, not expecting this much. I wonder if they also draw Callie drinking said pee tea.
Jaxson Sullivan
None of her drinking it graciously. There is however art of her drinking Marie's piss though, but that's a different matter entirely.
William Turner
Big tiddies suits her better, considering she has shorter hair
Kayden Moore
I wish I were a Bara Squid
William James
It almost seems more fair that way; long tentacles are probably a more erotic feature than breasts in the Inkling world. For Callie to have her record-breakers and tits would be overkill on Marie's behalf. Which is why Callie packs the better butt.
Jacob Davis
got a link?
Benjamin Watson
How long are Callie's tentacles?
John Anderson
This is my first Splatfest, does the connection always get worse this late at night/early in the morning? I feel like every other game I'm having connection issues, and I've made sure it's not on my end.
Also, the Spongebob players must have woke up because earlier there was more back and forth and now every game I'm playing I'm getting slaughtered. Finally broke 10k in Squid Jump so I'm proud of myself and my Miiverse post actually broke 200 Yeah's which was neat.
Dylan Brown
Long enough for both a hug and a tentaclejob
David Johnson
Long enough to get stuck in her butthole while she showers
Jace Lee
Americans go to sleep, Europeans are awake Connections get harder to maintain
The connections are always hit or miss, you are playing at a weird time where murricans should be asleep (2am-5am) and the brits should of been awake for a few hours now (10 am in London, give or take a few hours)
So there will be ping/disconnects
Brayden Rivera
Supposedly the height of the ordinary Inklings is 5 foot, putting Callie and Marie at roughly~ 6.1-6.5 foot. If you unwound Callie's tentacles they drag on the ground behind her; almost 1.5 times the length of her entire body. That amounts to TWENTY-ONE total feet of tentacle.
Austin Wood
They're way too thick to fit in any buttholes. But lord knows every Squidgirl ever has tried.
Ryder Barnes
Me too bro
Juan Gonzalez
I'm an American and I usually play around this time, and I've never had an issue - I guess there are just too many people on for Splatfests. The EU and NA aren't playing against each other, correct? Or is it one big lot of all of us playing?
Matthew Carter
>Supposedly the height of the ordinary Inklings is 5 foot, putting Callie and Marie at roughly~ 6.1-6.5 foot. No way
Aiden Roberts
Yeah, this is the first time NA and EU are together for Splatfest
Kayden Cook
will back up, both NA and EU are sharing a splatfest this time around for the first (and hopefully last) time
Nicholas Ramirez
>Marie! Marie help! >What is it Calli- OH MY GOD >Marie it hurts so bad! Please help me! >Wha... how... WHY!? >I don't know! It uh... felt... nice... but now it's stuck! >I-I'll call an ambulance! Or a tow truck...
Hunter Barnes
Callie and Marie are head and shoulders taller than the other Squids ingame.
Kayden Adams
Won't be the last time. The game is unplayable for Europe if they are alone because the game is just that dead there.
Parker Bailey
Yeah but are the Inklings really 5ft tall?
Camden Sanders
Can't really know for certain. Not much to compare them to since everything in the game is in cartoon proportions.
However the closest bet is that a Sunken Scroll mentions Inklings can jump 5 feet, which is conveniently their own height.
Landon Evans
Time to derail the thread Gyro or Sticks?
Bentley Cooper
Sticks is so much easier
Daniel Fisher
Both
Adam Williams
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William Walker
Gyro for Y-axis movement (and sometimes a sharp x-axis movement with the help of my computer chair) Stick for X-axis movement
Luis Gray
I'm used to sticks, can't play with gyro at all.
Luis Powell
Gyro, you don't get the precise minute adjustments with sticks alone
Xavier Carter
I wish all Shooters had Splatoon controls now.
Cooper Diaz
>I am carrying with the H-3 Nozzlenose How
Kevin Mitchell
Either that or Wii remote + nunchuk
Isaac Roberts
>Decide to use the Berry Splattershot for the first time This thing is a fucking monster. I actually pity anyone on the other end of it This thing can do things that it shouldn't even be able to do.
Nathaniel Hughes
That awful Ink consumption though. If you use Subs a lot like me, it's borderline unusable.
Samuel Wilson
>start using Wasabi Splattershot >go 10-1
James Nguyen
>yfw connection lost the moment your team is winning
And this shit is, lately, occurring frequently too
Cooper Cook
I'm well used to it coming off of Splatlings and I don't normally use Subs unless they're utility like Ink Wall, etc, etc.
Chase Rogers
It's a shame because Suction Bombs are best used spammed. And the SSP charges the Special that literally lets you spam them so damn slowly.
Noah Turner
What's the weapon you have chosen for this splatfest and why.
Oliver Watson
I usually use Neo Splash-o-Matic, but this time I decided to try Wasabi Splattershot
Bentley Phillips
This Splatfest is fucking shit. I'm constantly getting my shit pushed in so it's no longer fun, and the European connection is fucking abysmal. I literally can't stay with one team more than once because the connection craps out.
Maybe I shouldn't have ranked up to S ;_;
Julian Parker
How the fuck are Spongebob and Patrick not at least vaguely even in popularity? I seriously got 75% Patrick mirror matches on my way to royalty.
Kevin Allen
>full save scummed gear >even the splat shirt is all damage ups
Some people take this shit very seriously.
Levi Turner
My guess is everyone expected Spongebob to win so they picked Patrick
Logan Cruz
And then Patrick wins anyway
Asher White
I got lucky and got all 3 damage ups on the splatfest tee without even trying
It has a high tendency to roll damage ups
Dominic Lewis
Marie is such a cutie
Gabriel Sullivan
slow ass threads with NA and EU with a joint splatfest... oh well
Nolan Morales
It's dragged on for too long; nothing else to do now
Joshua Bennett
Joint splatfest with a shitty theme!
Luis Murphy
Getting a natural tripple on the splatfest shirt has happened twice for me already
Michael Howard
well that was a reasonably close match, i guess damn it aimu
Michael Bennett
iamu* it's already fucking morning over here what am i doing with my life
Elijah Fisher
This splatfest made me realize how much I hate Depot.
Samuel Johnson
This splatfest made me realize how much I hate Turf War.
Levi Murphy
This splatfest made me realize how much I hate Splatoon.
Angel Kelly
Might be the pack of idiots you're paired up with. Sometimes I want to strangle them.
Justin Garcia
Funny, this splatfest has made me realise how much I appreciate that stage. I just love hurling down on people and splatting them. I guess it all depends on weapon choice