/ink/ - Splatoon General

PATRICK IS NOT A FUCKING GIRL

Sea stars don't have genders?

Spaghetti-o's > Woomies
Dogs > Cats
Slides > Coasters
Hot dogs > Marshmallows
Decepticons > Autobots
Science > art
Planes > Cars
Pirates > Ninjas
Burgers > Pizza
Naughty > Nice
Past > Future
Blue > Red
Snowmen > Sandcastles
Patrick > Spongebob

Patrick does

He sexually identifies as the letter M

Nah, it should be set to W for wumbo.

Honest to fuck I actually prefer this cancer over the Octoposters

>want to try out jet squelcher
>shit this gun is pretty cool
>not the fastest at killing but its really good for area denial and backline support
>losing constantly because my team cannot fucking go half a second without dying
>have to go back to playing rushdown carry weapons just to stand a chance

Why is this game so fucking terrible

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How about that sex with Marie tho