What does Veeky Forums think about the Kekism religion?

What does Veeky Forums think about the Kekism religion?

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It lacks a values, taboos, rituals and so forth. It has only a belief part not a practice part.

I think everyone who ever proposed talking about it should be lynched

Additionally what about myths, legends and stories? Kekism has a background story, but it could do with some proper epics and legends.

I want this meme magic to end.

It has a very basic Holy Book.

fuck up cuckold

shit posting is the practice.

It will inevitably end when trump loses the election

That is not enough, all successful religions have sacrificial elements to increase group cohesion.

>Plane crashed near a town named Bains
>/tv/ post-rationalize it as a sign from Bane
>Baneposting surged in /tv/
>"Where were you when memes transcended reality"
>/pol/ sees this happenings
>Combines /r9k/'s pepe, /tv/'s meme magic, /s4s/'s dubposting to form KEK
>Worships KEK to smite its enemies and support its American presidential candidate
>literally using its mythology to serve its own political agenda
/pol/ is like the faggot who shows up late into a great party and ruins everything

Shit Posting is not the practice of Kekism.
White Supremacy is the practice of Kekism.

yeah nah youre a cunt.

Kek is actually a Egyptian God.

You and I both know that is not the KEK I or /pol/ are talking about

At least it punishes unbelievers good.

Actually I do know.
For I am a Kekist.

probably why your mum is an unbeliever.

Is Kekism similar to discordianism that it encourages schisms and cabals?

Is it like the Romans that other deities are incorporated or is it more like the Abrahamic religions in which there is only one? Do Kekist even know?

>implying you worship the actual Kek instead of /pol/'s version of KeK

If you really were a Kekist, then why didn't you reply my with "KEK WILLS IT!"?

No it's just heavily based on Egyptian Mythology and white supremacy.

In our faith, Kek killed all the rest of the Egyptian Gods and ruled over Ra's half of the human race (white). After the crumbling of the Egyptian Civilisation, Kek tried to reveal himself to the people, when the Internet was created, he used it as a way of communicating to us. This is what Kekists refer to as "Meme Magic"

And that is my point. /pol/ took something done in such ironic fashion and corrupted into doing it with such unironic zeal. Worse still are those who use Kek to drum up support for Trump. If there was any truth to meme "/pol/ is satire" it is gone. Now /pol/ takes everything too fucking seriously

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So there is a kind of schism between the original Kekists and the blasphemous neo-Kekists?

No.
Allthough there is a rivalry between the Kekists and the Keekists.

>Can't reply with a coherent response
>Better post a gif as damage control
I have said my piece about Kekism. Hopefully whatever semblance of board quality /pol/ has before election year will return once 2017 comes around

this /pol/ stole a meme from /r9k/ and jizzed all over it, now it's ruined

PRAISE BE TO KEK
PRAISE BE TO KEK

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Is there a kind of Ragnarok in Kekism? A belief in end times?

No, Kekism states that there is no beginning and there is no end.

Is it true that NEETs play an important role in Kekism?

they are the priestly class

Probably not.

MEME MAGIC

Is there any evil within Kekism, or disobedient deities even monsters? Think of stuff like Hydra, the devil, fenrir, loki and medusa.

Checked

Agdoad.

There's the whole gamut of Egyptian mythology. Sobek the crocodile god, Sekhmet the lioness goddess, or Seth the desert god are probably the biggest assholes.

Praise Kek
The frog is the key of human evolution. Amphibs were fish who dared to step out of the sea.

Praise Kek.

It's funny because the name of the Egyptian god can just as easily be read as Kuk.

Indeed but there's no actual Egyptian pronunciation of "Kek"

and kuk is swedish for cock

Kekism = Autism

Is autism a necessity for a Kekist?

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How are new member initiated? Is Kekism still only a Veeky Forums thing? Do Kekist convert others?

I wouldn't think so, in some cases it's the only based religion.

Kekism is not a Veeky Forums thing anymore.
It's a recognised religion.
And it does covert others, as long as they are white.

It's a meme, it recruits its own followers. Now that you know of it, you are a Kekite. Deal with it.

How do I go about converting all the non-believers to Kekism?
Is there an equivalent to baptizing?
Is shitposting worshipping our lord Kek?

So it is a decentralized religion, interesting.

I wish to you many Keks. May Kek have mercy on us.

We woke up KEK, our practice is pure chaos. His memes are posted now we wait for Lord KEK to reset the human world.

T. Been kekite since the first thread

Iniciation requires you lick all the sweet sweet DMT from a mexican toad

KEK's children find him.

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No, there's plenty of practice. It just takes place online and isn't codified or recorded anywhere.

Is it true that some 4channers suddenly feel possessed by frogs? Is it Lord Kek trying to speak with us?

He isn't trying, he is.

We are not documented, we have values, rituals, taboos, so forth.

He has been trying to talk to us for 2000 years.

Is it true that Milo Yiannopoulos is a false prophet and idol?

Praise Kek
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Was ebolah the messenger herald of KeK?

Everything was made by Kek.
How strange that Ebola never hit Egypt...

She is a daughter of KEK, she sleeps for now.

>/x/-mad people are better at magick shit than themselves

Is Kekism the result of a memeing Chaos magician?

Many meming chaos magicians

Is the frog the only animal associated with Kek or are there more animals?

Cats

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Are the french the holy enemies of Kek?
>Help muslims and negroes
>Fought the Reich
>Eat frogs
>Lefties

>Kek kills all the other Gods and then has a race war with niggers.

This religion will soon be on the news, Y'know.

Kekists have no concept of nations.
They believe every person is the same, if their in the same race that is, it's the actions that counts.

No, Turks are.

It's a shitty reddit-tier circlejerk.

Seeing how Kekism is apparently tied to white supremacy. Will white supremacist gangs change their tattoos from pagan and nazi symbols to frogs?