/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

Hebrew Hammer edition

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=zUnSGz8vW0U

New /gerg/ game, from the makers of Shadowrun Returns
battletechgame.com/

Mechwarrior Living Legends:
mechlivinglegends.net/

Living Legends Installer + Gamespy fix:
forum.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php?topic=19022.0
forum.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php/topic,20422.0.html

Living Legends Server Stats (Use this to check if anyone is playing):
stats.spikx.net/mwll.html

The HAWKEN zombie marches on:
playhawken.com/

Heavy Gear Assault:
heavygear.com/

M.A.V. (Now with more Chromehound legal rights!)
bombdogstudios.com/index.php/blog/

MechWarrior Online:
mwomercs.com/

How to start MWO:
youtube.com/watch?v=imffSrJ4O7s

New Player's Guide to MWO:
docs.google.com/presentation/d/1bmIEjECA6IbWRm92vmylZNv2QYVc5gXO7CT9jMITOrM/edit

Get your all seeing eye here:
mwomercs.com/cyclops

Kong PodKast #25: Heavy Gear Stuff
kongkast.libsyn.com/kong-kast-25-gear-bays-black-market-and-pets-oh-my

MWO Mechlab:
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab

MWO Heat Simulator:
keikun17.github.io/mwo_heat_simulator/

Kanajashi's Video Tutorials:
youtube.com/watch?v=RGPYOrhEFtg

Mumble Info:
kong.stepoff.com
port:7777

Other urls found in this thread:

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=394&l=fe6f34914c505dc59d988aef4a25a6129f3a9302
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=100&l=24d896a215602c8315099d34795297110036001e
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=355&l=de12566279a0757ec247e20d1df8f4559636b2bf
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=378&l=0162ed22dd6df8775289eeb24450c542285530cb
mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=355&l=326bbb75c36d5f5221fd6d108725d24482030a70
mwomercs.com/forums/topic/227934-change-to-long-tom-damage/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

1st for arctic cat is cutest mech and i want to kiss him

Does it still run like shit dipped in molasses?

>o7

it's one of THOSE pubs

Who is the biggest slut in Kong?

greg-chan

>It's an "old men play trial direwolves" episode

You can't be a slut if you don't get any even when you're so desperate user

Being in Clan Wolf is depressing. :(

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Protip: Urban Mech is best light.

>2 large pulse lasers
>4 machine guns
>good speed
>good armor

Smoking clan ass every day.

Slayer of Daishi.

Ruler of Atlas.

The Steiner Baby Buggy.

Lord of the Underhive

King of the Cans.

Epic. Epic for the win. Why don't you post your face so we can laugh how retarded you look?

Sheik of Shitters

Treasure within Trash

Thinking of getting a highlander with this build, thoughts?

Marvel Krauthammer coming through.

>srm2

Do the laser quirks even affect pulse lasers?

Just get a battlemaster nigger. Higher weapon mounts spread evenly over the torso. That does far more than the jjs that lift you at 10m/s

>screencapping smurfy instead of linking

energy quirks affect all energy weapons
laser quirks affect all non-PPC energy weapons

Including flame?

I forgot flamers even existed.
>relevant for one week and never again

Only energy quirks should affect them.

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=394&l=fe6f34914c505dc59d988aef4a25a6129f3a9302

please rate

want to use it to run lights off

>paying for an archer to do this nonsense with
you dumb old man. Use this instead.

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=100&l=24d896a215602c8315099d34795297110036001e

>Try to run lights off
>You begin the trademark Archer babywalk over to them
>They just stand slightly out of range and laser you to death

Really?

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>XL and CASE

Muh Sides

Guys is MWO p2w?

Stop asking its not, unless you play IS

It keeps the engine intact and reduces repair costs...

Not in MWO

Anybody know a good build for a Highlander IIC A variant for FP?

>repair costs

nigga

Quad lpl and if you still have tonnage use it on streaks or ironic lrm5s, aim for maximum heat sinks. I think 22+ is a healthy amount.

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=355&l=de12566279a0757ec247e20d1df8f4559636b2bf

Rate shit mech

Yeah but LRMS for FP?

>ironic lrm5s
>or streaks

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=378&l=0162ed22dd6df8775289eeb24450c542285530cb

Is there a clan assault that neither
1. Has no space or tonnage for weapons
2. Is an immobile hamplanet with the mass and movement capabilities of a black hole

Bravo my team tBh suck my cück

Warhawk

IS Streaks are garbage- even with nine hardpoints, you're putting 18 SRMs to a Stormcrow's 30 into a target, nor are you fast enough to really catch up even with a max engine.

You're better off mounting some real SRMs and learning to aim.

Warhawk for now, Kodiak soon- though the Warhawk has a ton of fixed heat sinks that eat into it's equipment space.

Or, y'know you could just use a Timber Wolf and say "fuck off" to Clan assaults.

The only thing worse is ending a game with that high a score and realizing none of your team even broke 250 match score. At least you had a few people who didn't just chew paint chips.

Kills secured

Gratz Kakos "my man" Kolos

Can you even post with memes?

Actively hunting new memes all the time

>PGI tournament review committee.
>it takes them at least 6 days to look over all the teams.

That's what happens when you have lots of teams. Most reviews for popular mobas can take weeks for each region.

It doesn't look unredeemable on paper, but remember you have an incredibly slow, huge target with poor maneuverability that is forced to close to about 200-250m before it is effective. Probably the definition of a situational mech, it might do decent on Mining but it'd be literally worthless on a map like Polar Highlands.

Kodiak. Night Gyr isn't quite an assault but will carry assault levels of weapons. I guess it might be a little slower than you'd like though.

Shh, Vass can't handle the idea that PGI hasn't fucked up the review process. He also cannot comprehend what a "real" team is.

This isn't a MOBA. It's a clownshoes shit event. You could review everybody at golden demon 6 times over in that amount of time.

It's a lot more optimized now, especially considering the graphics and AI improvements. There seems to be issues with server desync right now though

Golden Demon wasn't a real tournament with any substantial amount of players. I mean I'm glad your LAN organizers checked to make sure you're Vassago Rain by glancing at you before waving you in but this is an actual tournament.

Golden demon is games workshop's international top tier painting competition, not a gaming event for manbabies. A far harder and more complicated thing to judge than PGI flipping the 'accepted' switch for the teams in their shit event.

If the game had a billion people applying, sure, but it doesn't. It's just another case of piggy not having any manpower or knowing what the fuck they're doing.

>actual tournament.
>winners already established.
>the region with like 10 teams somehow guaranteed a finals slot.
>no reinforcements or recruitment over a six month period.
>they don't know the venue.
>don't know what the tickets will cost.
>don't even know if they'll have lunch at the event.

>gaming tournament for manbabies
Why do we accept this retard in our general again?

So much wasted tonnage on that thing. Here. This way you get all the torso mounted wub and still have something you can fire while moving in so you don't look like a total idiot.

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=355&l=326bbb75c36d5f5221fd6d108725d24482030a70

It'll actually move as fast as a Warhawk does, so that 64kph isn't going to leave you in the dust like whales do. Plus it's basically a light assault that fits in a heavy slot.

>look at someone painting
>is it shit?
>if yes reject
>if no accept

so complex

64kph translates to 69.8kph on the 75 tonner chassis with speed tweak.

I'd say this is also where PGI goes over their logs and starts looking for lots of reports for potential cheating, nasty shit in chat, etc.

Given PGI, this'll take a while.

Yeah, no, it's a bit more complicated than that.

ok yes, that can come into the golden demon

Yeah, was giving base speed there, so near 70kph is just fine to keep up in most packs of mixed heavies. It's only slow for a Clan heavy, but that's not anywhere in the range of being sluggish.

Last month having no robots was suffering, at least we get the Kodiak now and it's a steady one per month like before.

Shut up, Alison, you hack. Go suck Hanse's dick. You whore.

Dear Diary, Today the FP's are shit specially trying to finish the last 5 for the Invasion wins.

Stronk

GD's have some pretty specific requirements- for example, if you use so much as one non-scratchbuild/GW(Imp. Armor, Forge World) piece in the model, it's DQ'd. And yes, they check every damn entry to see if there's kitbashing.

Or if the person entering it actually did the work. (Notably, someone tried commissioning work from outside their region and then entering it under their own name.)

GW is seriously anal about that for their painting competitions.

Ugh becoming depressed about losing game after game after game.

Great job my team

I believe that honestly, I got kicked out of a GW once for using non-GW brand plastic cement, they tried to force me to buy one or leave and I told them where to shove it.

>GW brand cement
I only use Tamiya. Accept nothing else.

Me too, I think it was a good experience honestly though, if I kept on going there to paint and stuff I may have turned into a dad.

pgi_mechs_resized.jpg

wew

lad

I really miss walking into a little hanger to repair.

what are you talking about?

>power jenner clouds-

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>OXIDE CLOUDS

Mechwarrior 4, the mech repair bays.

The only thing that really stops a Jenner pack is another light pack or Streakcrows.

I persecute the little fuckers on sight with every missile I can pummel their face with, starting with LRMs and ending with SRMs once they get into range.

>mixing LRMs and SRMs

>kill all the emps.
>team is still shit and loses.
>look at scoreboard.
>mfw.

>MW4
>miss all time-sensitive story missions because I was too busy wrecking bitches in Solaris
Every time

gg close

What else are you going to put on an Archer-5W? LRM 5x5 is enough to keep a constant rattle, which gives you enough room for SRM 16 or so.

>you didn't fucking kill the literal goldmech

Dishonor on your family! Dishonor on your cow!

Given, against a team with competent players + EmP, you needed at least a full competent team yourself. Mr. 4 and Mr. 1 damage were absolute shitters.

>I'll just shoot this mech in my sweetspot of 180-270 meters!
>Oh wait now hes in 180m and I only have srm 16 on my heavy mech.

It's got nothing but missile hardpoints. What, just wanna mount LRMs and a "shoot me" sign? Maybe some Streak 2's so you can really not scare people?

You can't mount lasers. You can't mount ballistics. Missiles only, final destination.

Breaking news: All arty strikes, Long Tom included changing to disallow head damage.

mwomercs.com/forums/topic/227934-change-to-long-tom-damage/

>PGI makes a good change.

>It is this kind of behavior that we will be fixing in the May 19th patch, not just for the Long Tom but for all strikes.

Consumable seller, are you telling me that my airstrikes will no longer hit fuckos in the head?