Is there a clan assault that neither 1. Has no space or tonnage for weapons 2. Is an immobile hamplanet with the mass and movement capabilities of a black hole
Justin Garcia
Bravo my team tBh suck my cück
Jordan Phillips
Warhawk
Joseph Bailey
IS Streaks are garbage- even with nine hardpoints, you're putting 18 SRMs to a Stormcrow's 30 into a target, nor are you fast enough to really catch up even with a max engine.
You're better off mounting some real SRMs and learning to aim.
Brayden Parker
Warhawk for now, Kodiak soon- though the Warhawk has a ton of fixed heat sinks that eat into it's equipment space.
Or, y'know you could just use a Timber Wolf and say "fuck off" to Clan assaults.
Brayden Moore
The only thing worse is ending a game with that high a score and realizing none of your team even broke 250 match score. At least you had a few people who didn't just chew paint chips.
Isaiah Torres
Kills secured
Cameron Price
Gratz Kakos "my man" Kolos
Nathan Allen
Can you even post with memes?
Dylan Cruz
Actively hunting new memes all the time
Nolan Parker
>PGI tournament review committee. >it takes them at least 6 days to look over all the teams.
Levi Clark
That's what happens when you have lots of teams. Most reviews for popular mobas can take weeks for each region.
Jonathan Brooks
It doesn't look unredeemable on paper, but remember you have an incredibly slow, huge target with poor maneuverability that is forced to close to about 200-250m before it is effective. Probably the definition of a situational mech, it might do decent on Mining but it'd be literally worthless on a map like Polar Highlands.
John Cox
Kodiak. Night Gyr isn't quite an assault but will carry assault levels of weapons. I guess it might be a little slower than you'd like though.
Caleb Bell
Shh, Vass can't handle the idea that PGI hasn't fucked up the review process. He also cannot comprehend what a "real" team is.
Bentley Sanchez
This isn't a MOBA. It's a clownshoes shit event. You could review everybody at golden demon 6 times over in that amount of time.
Joshua Garcia
It's a lot more optimized now, especially considering the graphics and AI improvements. There seems to be issues with server desync right now though
Jayden Roberts
Golden Demon wasn't a real tournament with any substantial amount of players. I mean I'm glad your LAN organizers checked to make sure you're Vassago Rain by glancing at you before waving you in but this is an actual tournament.
William Allen
Golden demon is games workshop's international top tier painting competition, not a gaming event for manbabies. A far harder and more complicated thing to judge than PGI flipping the 'accepted' switch for the teams in their shit event.
If the game had a billion people applying, sure, but it doesn't. It's just another case of piggy not having any manpower or knowing what the fuck they're doing.
>actual tournament. >winners already established. >the region with like 10 teams somehow guaranteed a finals slot. >no reinforcements or recruitment over a six month period. >they don't know the venue. >don't know what the tickets will cost. >don't even know if they'll have lunch at the event.
Kayden Brooks
>gaming tournament for manbabies Why do we accept this retard in our general again?
Jace Watson
So much wasted tonnage on that thing. Here. This way you get all the torso mounted wub and still have something you can fire while moving in so you don't look like a total idiot.
It'll actually move as fast as a Warhawk does, so that 64kph isn't going to leave you in the dust like whales do. Plus it's basically a light assault that fits in a heavy slot.
Lincoln Nelson
>look at someone painting >is it shit? >if yes reject >if no accept
so complex
Ryder Flores
64kph translates to 69.8kph on the 75 tonner chassis with speed tweak.
Adrian Powell
I'd say this is also where PGI goes over their logs and starts looking for lots of reports for potential cheating, nasty shit in chat, etc.
Given PGI, this'll take a while.
James Ross
Yeah, no, it's a bit more complicated than that.
Austin Kelly
ok yes, that can come into the golden demon
Sebastian Sullivan
Yeah, was giving base speed there, so near 70kph is just fine to keep up in most packs of mixed heavies. It's only slow for a Clan heavy, but that's not anywhere in the range of being sluggish.
Adrian Powell
Last month having no robots was suffering, at least we get the Kodiak now and it's a steady one per month like before.
Owen Russell
Shut up, Alison, you hack. Go suck Hanse's dick. You whore.
Jackson Martin
Dear Diary, Today the FP's are shit specially trying to finish the last 5 for the Invasion wins.
Michael Rivera
Stronk
Liam Carter
GD's have some pretty specific requirements- for example, if you use so much as one non-scratchbuild/GW(Imp. Armor, Forge World) piece in the model, it's DQ'd. And yes, they check every damn entry to see if there's kitbashing.
Or if the person entering it actually did the work. (Notably, someone tried commissioning work from outside their region and then entering it under their own name.)
GW is seriously anal about that for their painting competitions.
Landon Garcia
Ugh becoming depressed about losing game after game after game.
Christian Brooks
Great job my team
Mason Gonzalez
I believe that honestly, I got kicked out of a GW once for using non-GW brand plastic cement, they tried to force me to buy one or leave and I told them where to shove it.
Logan Sanders
>GW brand cement I only use Tamiya. Accept nothing else.
Easton Jones
Me too, I think it was a good experience honestly though, if I kept on going there to paint and stuff I may have turned into a dad.
Joshua Ortiz
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Chase Howard
wew
Leo Wood
lad
James Walker
I really miss walking into a little hanger to repair.
Elijah Carter
what are you talking about?
Grayson Allen
>power jenner clouds-
Adam Harris
...
Ethan Adams
>OXIDE CLOUDS
Joshua Walker
Mechwarrior 4, the mech repair bays.
Easton Morris
The only thing that really stops a Jenner pack is another light pack or Streakcrows.
I persecute the little fuckers on sight with every missile I can pummel their face with, starting with LRMs and ending with SRMs once they get into range.
James Rivera
>mixing LRMs and SRMs
Zachary Wilson
>kill all the emps. >team is still shit and loses. >look at scoreboard. >mfw.
Julian Hall
>MW4 >miss all time-sensitive story missions because I was too busy wrecking bitches in Solaris Every time
Joseph Hall
gg close
Adam Fisher
What else are you going to put on an Archer-5W? LRM 5x5 is enough to keep a constant rattle, which gives you enough room for SRM 16 or so.
Alexander Powell
>you didn't fucking kill the literal goldmech
Dishonor on your family! Dishonor on your cow!
Given, against a team with competent players + EmP, you needed at least a full competent team yourself. Mr. 4 and Mr. 1 damage were absolute shitters.
Dylan Scott
>I'll just shoot this mech in my sweetspot of 180-270 meters! >Oh wait now hes in 180m and I only have srm 16 on my heavy mech.
Carter Lee
It's got nothing but missile hardpoints. What, just wanna mount LRMs and a "shoot me" sign? Maybe some Streak 2's so you can really not scare people?
You can't mount lasers. You can't mount ballistics. Missiles only, final destination.
Easton Wright
Breaking news: All arty strikes, Long Tom included changing to disallow head damage.