/twg/ - Total War General

>tfw somebody uses a picture you made as the OP

As much as I love the game, the launch was abysmal, and the European theatre easily had the worst campaign map of the entire series (one-region France, Spain) but I'm with you.
Easily my favourite TW by far.

Anime!

That's not TWWH.

I didn't play it at launch so I can't say anything about that, but with Darthmod it legitimately became my third favorite game of all time. There was always so much to do in it, the size of the campaign map was ridiculous, everything really felt alive. The rosters were also pretty unique once you left western Europe.

We'll make that call when we get out hands on it.

And of course, people who prefer historical line battle will likely place Empire and Napoopan higher, since enjoyment is subjective. Which is ok.

Aksum cucked da world. Hataz did! He took an Aksum army to Britannia. There wuz NO ONE left to cuck, da wimmiz wuz his.

But Hataz is dead. His Empire is gone. And so we live in EVIL days. The bulls of Aksum have cucked each other instead of their proper enemies, those who ENVY the big Aksum cock.

Hataz must weep, if da dead weep. I would weep in his place, but I would also hope. Da world turns. What wuz may come again. Da fates still spin da web of men's lives. So now perhaps da gods wish Aksum to cuck again. Perhaps a new Hataz will become the bull, bring the BIG AKSUM COCK where there are LITTLE ROMAN BOYS. Recuck the world to a better place.

Perhaps.

It still is, I literally just started it up for the first time in years, click 'continue campaign' (no idea what that was) and it crashed.

I started the Founding America campaign thing anyway, jesus I forgot how annoying moving units in this game can be. It's like how in sieges in Attila you get caught on all the buildings, but for Empire read any piece of errant topography.

I do love the time period though, it was the TW game that got me into the series.

It was the part where it caused fucking bluescreens because it was so badly made.

>like how in sieges in Attila you get caught on all the buildings
Better than the pre-warscape days.
Jesus christ.