Hiring an escort

any benefit to hiring an escort other than to lose v card? what are the risks? can cops pretend to be escorts? i always think about it but then just go into the shower and jerk off and forget about it.

Absolutely none, you lose money from it, not worth it

A real vagina is a million times better than your hand.

But not paying for it is a million times better, unless you're paying something like $5,000 per night. Then the escort is better.

Losing your v card brings some stuff with it.
More confidence, experiencing one of life's many wonders, fun, something to jerk off to later etc
So I'd say it's money well spent, and don't worry about your first time being with a hooker, life's not a fairy tale so there's a lesson in that as well.

>more confidence
really? can you elaborate?
>don't worry about your first time being with a hooker
i dont want to get in trouble with the law and have everyone find out. if that happens i might do something very stupid.

>He doesn't live in a place where prostitution is legal just heavily regulated

I'd never have sex with an unregulated prostitute. Nothing stopping her from being riddled with STDs.

>regulated prostie
Is this a meme?

go somewhere it's legal, the girls are cleaner, no paranoia.

Vegas, Holland, Germany, New Zealand, New South Wales, Queensland, Victoria, Thailand

I completely lost my social anxiety after dipping it into saucy pussy, so yeah..

no. In Australia there are brothels where they have to abide by certain laws.

if you're currently single, but also not don juan casanova, it could be worth it to visit a whore once in a while. find a good one (a good whore is a diamond in the rough, desu), and stick with her, kind of like you stick with a good barber.

otherwise, you're probably having a suboptimal amount of sex for a young man. but if you do go once in a while, you can practice at being a better lover, you can learn how to control your body, you can do things that Suzie Wonderful from down the street wouldn't ever do, etc..

think about it, when you get married and settle down, you want to be the one showing your wife cool new tricks

it helps living in a country where hookers are legal, regulated, and not outrageously expensive tho

>being an USAcuck
>can't even relax and fuck hookers legally
kill yourself

Go for it. Apparently the erotic review is legit.

Use a condom. Tell her it's your first time. Just let the magic happen naturally.

Think of the possible outcomes:

>It sucks. You just wasted $200.
>Its awesome. Now you have a habit to feed. $200 X 1 week X 52 weeks =$10400

Its different if you live in europe where the entire situation is cheaper and better.

t. degenerate

>can cops pretend to be escorts?
yes so offer to pay her double

I treat myself to Nevada brothel pussy several times a year. Is it better than my wife's pussy yes... Is it better than her step sisters pussy... No.. However it is still pretty damn good.

backpage...
If you live in a city, and dont mind asians I highly reccommend the chinese ones who charge abou 140 hhr to 160 hr.

they are by far the best value, and dont negotiate or fuck you over...

try a massage parlor first.

walk in through the door, and be ready to walk away, sometimes the hookers can UGLY as sin, using a fake picture.

Reddit has a good hooking/prostitution forum.

Emilia Clarke is so fucking qt. Too bad she gets paid millions to get raped and viewed by millions on television

Huh, interesting.

It's very expensive, it's sterile, and rubber sucks. But why not if you have enough funds are aroused by it.

>can cops pretend to be escorts?
Dunno, not American. (But that's probably not very often.) Isn't it legal in Nevada?

>paying $5,000
I hope you get no condom for that price. Because condomless sex with a 6/10 girl next door >>>>> condom sex with a 10/10 pro.

>more confidence

Meh. I see what you mean, but that's not really true. You have more confidence because you have more experience at life (in general), not because you had sex once or twice.

Are massage parlors literally whorehouses?

basically

if you act like a cop though you can expect a standard massage and then getting kicked out afterwards

if you cool you can then get laid

first, tell them you are not a cop, that way they know you're not a cop :)

> cops

there's some rules to not getting busted. Never discuss any pricing or services up front. Call it a "date".

Once you meet, go right in for a kiss, or ask them to take their top off. A cop will not do this.

Just have some cash on you. First time for full service will be like $300 - $500.

But after you get things going with the hooker and you guys are cool, she will usually lower the prices and you can just meet on the reg for whatever. Getting blown and sex should not cost more than $250. Anything under $200 and you're gonna get used up garbage.

Ehhh.

They vary a lot. Depends on the particular spot and area of town.

Most just give HJ's, which police don't seem to care much about. But some will offer BJ's and full on sex.

You probably just slowly work things out with the girl massaging you. You want to do 1 hour, and they will often ask if you want a "special" massage, or "extra service".

Touch them first.

My tip is to stop being an autist and get there and have a crack at attracting a female. You're on a business forum. If you can't do something as simple as attract a female mating partner, then you have no hope in succeeding in business.

Not OP here. I just turned 19 last month and my net worth is €40k. Made 1k in the past 2 weeks through online business. 0 debt and in uni. Meanwhile, I never got a gf once. I believe that it is much harder to get a gf than to make money

I got an gf effortlessly. Conversely, I make close to no money and can't land a decent job.

>jerking off in the shower

I guess people are just different.

How to get a gf help me pls

Just like any other first world country.

>USA
>No legal prostitution
>Calls itself developed and first world

Jerk off.
It's free.

Go for it champ!

Thats the thing I just go into the shower and jerk it for 20 minutes. All you need is some body wash and imagination, can even put ur phone into a ziploc bag to help with it.

Thai's only cost like $40 though.

Escorts are awesome. Try not to act awkward and do not tell her its your first time.

Do not fall for the dinner first scam. You stay at your house or hotel and fuck, she knows how it works, but will try and scam you for more money if she senses weakness.

Go for it. Sounds like you need to get over this hurdle. Nothing wrong for paying for this experience. Most fun experiences in your life cost something. Normal relationships cost you time and money anyways.

So go get your dick wet and maybe it will give you the courage youre lacking right now.

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Don't do it man, you'll regret it and hate yourself.

What if you already hate yourself and regret all choices you ever made?

We have legal prostitution retard

I have like 4 girlfriends right now but I have little moneys.

>Nevada is the only U.S. jurisdiction to allow some legal prostitution.
>as of June–July 2008 there were 28 legal brothels in Nevada.
You have some but in general prostitution is everything but legal.

losing a V card to a prostitute doesnt really count, at least it shouldnt, coz how can THAT give you more confidence (which is the point of losing it because some girl whom you found attractive, found you attractive enough to want your dick) if you lose it to someone who will fuck literally anyone if they pay her, regardless your looks/behavior ?

>he's a Virgin
>he's going to lose his Virginity to a hooker

Fucking lol. Have fun being a loser

This is so true. I spend $250/wk on this