/ink/ - Splatoon General

>Any Japanese Splatoon fans that plan on picking up the Splatoon Live in Makuhari -Squid Sisters Live- album from Ebten will be able to grab themselves this sweet purchase bonus poster for free!

Nice meme.

Meanwhile in NoA.....

I eagerly await an upload of the album.

Cont.

Burst Bomb or Splash Wall to fix H-3?

BB

Stack damage to reach 49,9 per shot and kill forever.

Splash wall would make it a slower 96 gal and burst bomb would make it a slower l-3. I say disruptors or it's just ripping off other weapons.

I want to cum in Callie's milkshake

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I thought L and H weapons are supposed to be dynamic, a splash wall doesn't fit them much

>male takolings

She'd especially enjoy it made with love, I'm sure

>Male Takolings disguised like females

is the disruptor/inkzooka combo the least liked loadout in the game? none of the weapons with that loadout are used.

>Callie finds out you came in her milkshake
>Starts asking you to do it every time she gets one

Go back to obsessing over tentacles

Are the Wii U's and Dioramas really news worthy? I mean they're Japan only...

I want to grate cheeze on it!

they're both talking about callie.
and talking about callie is what i do, not obsess over her tentacles. that's just a part.
that's not a tummy!

Those dioramas will be up for import probably.

There is just a bit too much talk of cum in this general
Cute girl and all but wanting her to drink the stuff jesus christ you people

A tummy is a stomach is an abdomen. And Callie's is the strongest and the tightest and the indestructiblest and the best! If you like the idea of bloated girls than power to you, but invincible girls are the best girls.

>implying anything japan-exclusive is impossible to get here
i don't know what i'd do if that were true

>If you like the idea of bloated girls than power to you, but invincible girls are best girls
I hate these "I'm reasonable but my opinions are still better" kinds of posts

My brightness was turned down too much and at first I thought this was meant to be one of those jumpscare images.

tummies are soft

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It's a form of haughty courtesy. Stating whatever you like is second grade is still better than saying you shouldn't or shouldn't be allowed to like it.

>bloated
jeez, talk about high standards

Soon?

A tummy is whatever is found on the opposite side of the back.
What you're thinking of is a "foopa".

i am most definitely not thinking of a "foopa" thank you very much

Soon

You should just make a Callie Tulpa

I'm going to marry Callie before she carries me over the threshold!

>CoroCoro Cap (Damage Up) and the CoroCoro Parka (Cold-Blooded).
This is the only confirmed gear?

A flat stomach isn't that high of a standard. In fact it's more like a requirement of pop stars, which Callie is. So...

how soon?

>You will never win the annual Carbon-Roller-Pushing marathon alongside Callie

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RIGHT NOW CHECK CNN

>tfw shill user died

you couldn't even push a carbon roller.

Who?

im still here, just became an octoling
there was at least one other one, wonder he went

Kill yourself.

Can't say for sure how heavy the roll section would be, but considering the frame is built like a lightweight high-performance bicycle, I can confidently say I'd be able to easily push a Carbon Roller.
I got fit user, Callie told me to.

There are always shills

Nice blog.

I don't think they're talking about you Woomyhud. You fucking whore.

The only blog part was the last eight words.

off thyself

Well why not?

HEY GUYS

WE'RE WINNING

WE'RE WINNING SPLATZONES

MAN

THIS IS SO FUN

I'M GOIGN TO PUSH INTO THEIR BASE

HAHAHAHAH

I'M SPLATTING UP THEIR WHOLE BASE

HAHAHAHHAHA

I HAVE THEIR WHOLE SPAWN PIONT COVERED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA- OH

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Also lost my shill squid in a harddrive failure

>Spawncamping in Ranked
You goddamn retard.

good

what

But how can I know the specials and savings if there's no shill?

I HOLD A SPLATZONE

ALMOST ALL FUCKING BY MYSELF

FOR HALF THE MATCH

AND THE THREE OF YOU CAN'T HOLD THE OTHER

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

what are you even talking about WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO HELP US?

I think you're the one that needs to kill yourself at this point. You have the worst luck of any man alive. Have you ever won a game?

IT'S ALWAYS A FUCKING SPLATLING

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

OH AND GUESS WHAT THE SHORT RANGED SHOOTER ARE DOING

IGNORING THE FUCKING BEACONS

WORTHLESS

ALL OF YOU

good night /ink/
you can't escape friendship

Die in your sleep race traitor.

No, he sucks too much

Octolings are the flat chests of the Splatoon world

Actually they're the same.

i think i'm gonna switch default images for my goodnight posts
with annie, disgusting lies and now even circlejerk varieties of the regular, i think a change is called for

What lies

Idea: This picture, but edited to be user strangling an Octoling while Callie watches and squees in delight

the original insinuation of the octoling picture, that i would rather snuggle a filthy octoling than my sweet little callie plush.

No, it would be Callie mercilessly bludgeoning the Octolings face in with her bare fists while user tries to hold her back.

I added the plush there, and you are still snuggling

>Implying user would try to hold her back for doing God's work as well as removing an intruder from their house

D-do I keep it?

just burn this shitty meme

What weapon(s) are you using with that set?

JESUS CHRIST

STOP SWIMMING RIGHT INTO THEIR GODDAMN INK

USE ALTERNATIVE PATHS

WHY ARE YOU SO AWFUL

GOD

FUCKING

CHRIST

WE'RE IN S RANK

>s rank
>user is s rank
>he's having all this trouble in s rank
you have lost my respect, caps user

Callie would end any Octoling she sees, it's her job. She took an oath as an Agent.
But I don't think user, or any user, could prepare themselves for the level of unadulterated violence Angelsquid is capable of.

To keep the theme of Samurai to a certain degree, All above brushes, Bamboozlers and Splat/Hero Roller

HOW CAN YOU BE SO AWFUL AS TO GIVE UP A 50 POINT ADVANTAGE

STOP RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE

FOR FUCKS SAKE

ALTERNATIVE ROUTES

GOD PLEASE SUICIDE ALREADY

Oh right

>isn't good enough to carry his team to victory in S
>complains

>Lobby randomizer
Okay that's new

>It's everyone's fault but mine that we lost!
I love this mentality

Plot twist; user is talking about his own mistakes, and contemplating ending his own life all the while.