/ink/ - Splatoon General

JESUS CHRIST

STOP SWIMMING RIGHT INTO THEIR GODDAMN INK

USE ALTERNATIVE PATHS

WHY ARE YOU SO AWFUL

GOD

FUCKING

CHRIST

WE'RE IN S RANK

>s rank
>user is s rank
>he's having all this trouble in s rank
you have lost my respect, caps user

Callie would end any Octoling she sees, it's her job. She took an oath as an Agent.
But I don't think user, or any user, could prepare themselves for the level of unadulterated violence Angelsquid is capable of.

To keep the theme of Samurai to a certain degree, All above brushes, Bamboozlers and Splat/Hero Roller

HOW CAN YOU BE SO AWFUL AS TO GIVE UP A 50 POINT ADVANTAGE

STOP RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE

FOR FUCKS SAKE

ALTERNATIVE ROUTES

GOD PLEASE SUICIDE ALREADY

Oh right

>isn't good enough to carry his team to victory in S
>complains

>Lobby randomizer
Okay that's new

>It's everyone's fault but mine that we lost!
I love this mentality

Plot twist; user is talking about his own mistakes, and contemplating ending his own life all the while.