Join EG -> 3rd place TI, buys Midas and tries tolo solo Rosh while they lose base
Leave EG -> Join Secret, EG wins DAC and TI, Secret gets 8th at TI
Leave Secret -> Join EG, Secret wins Major, EG 3rd or some shit.
Leave EG -> Join Secret, LOSE EVERYTHING
Can you fucking explain it to me, why is this fucking retard wanted by any team?
Blake Morris
You really can't deny that mechanically he is one of the best players in the game right now
But really he just breaks fucking teams
Brandon Morgan
nice team dotards
Sebastian Long
Stay classy Twitch chat
Ryan Young
>Blow echo >Kill no one >PL runs at your team What do?
Ryan Harris
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
ITS 2 0 1 6
I MEAN COME ON
Owen Harris
ah yes
David Lewis
Did you watch the games he played on puck today? Literally 4k trash tier, I have no idea what you have that can back up "he is one of the best mechanical player right now". Look at w33, he is miles ahead of rtz on a mechanical level, what w33 lacks is decision making from experience.
Rtz has nothing dude, get real.
Aiden Hughes
i can understand secret losing to wings, but to navi?
just how
Easton Rodriguez
Don't ever repost twitch chat here again
Nathaniel Thomas
>Being in twitch chat Stay there fucking cancer
Michael Martinez
Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.
They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.
They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.
By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.
Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.
Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.
They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.
People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.
Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.
Brandon Baker
no seriously what is he thinking in these moments
Michael Flores
DID YOU SEE W33 PURGING CLODSNAP? A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS
Ayden Adams
>Only 1 method to deal with PL >Blow it on your initation all the time >Proceeds to get run over by PL Jesus christ. Wings get your shit together.
Cameron Howard
Now that Arteezy is the Anakin of Dota, when will his moment of redemption come?
Jace Wilson
Secret is a bad team and Navi is a top tier team Simple as that
Dylan Cook
navi is miles better than wings
Camden Jackson
would be believable if it had been LoL instead of DotA
W33, Miracle, Fata, Mu, whoever plays mid for Wings, Sumail, Dendi are all better than him
Adrian Long
w33 is neastea of dota
Blake Edwards
That was a pretty comfy read, thanks user!
Dylan Watson
>pick 4 cores >win ????
Julian Lopez
DC 2-0 odds at 3.73
my fucking dick.
Liam Green
>Wings in charge of actually finishing heroes off
Leo Ward
>Doom borrowed Nyx Hahahahaha. That was funny.
Alexander Cook
Just go back to re.ddit already
Adam Torres
Jerax is MINE
Ayden Butler
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Nicholas Morris
>farm farm farm and rarely pulls game-changing plays >"mechanically" good at getting your cs doesn't automatically translate into being the best player
Chase Butler
fuck man I only made 20 cents from their first series & I went to bed after secret lost what the fuck is going on
John Bennett
misery #1 tactical feeder of the year
Julian Morris
THE FUCKING HEART ON THIS TEAM
Justin Martin
thats how a team bonds you fucking heterosexuals
Henry Ramirez
Is that long haired fuck their coach or an actual player
Blake Barnes
Resolution, the man who does not die.
Michael Parker
Alright, /d2g/, practice your Euro rhetoric now: >NA teams aren't NA when then win >CIS teams are only Yuro teams when they win
Alright, now you try!
Jackson Peterson
Wings just can't kill the Gyro
Landon Foster
Solid argument fanboy. Solid fucking argument.
Leo Wright
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ENVY GOT SO FUCKING SALTY HE GOT JAMES FIRED FOR SAYING HE WAS A WEAKNESS IN HIS TEAM
Robert Lopez
You're living in the past. Navi is already past the point where they need to prove themselves. They're a T1 team, and if not that then a very strong contender for that position.
Secret is the one's living on the players' past fame.
Evan White
>DC is the only team where the players don't like they are about to kill themselves when they win
Only team with soul on the Dota 2 scene?
Caleb Reed
That team spirit
Samuel Murphy
Moo
Zachary Brooks
black looks so uncomfortable kek
Zachary Garcia
>tfw at comfy 3k
where the bitches at
Charles Campbell
CAP WE LOVE YOUR SMUG FACE
Nicholas Thomas
>Black's expression
Dylan Bailey
It's the team's designated boipucci, DC ravages it when they lose and tenderly make love to it when they win.
Jose Martin
yes, dc are our guys
Chase Anderson
Cap is so fucking based.
Cameron Watson
>wake up >Secret out >Na'Vi 2:0's both matches Are Na'Vi, dare I say, back?
Jacob Thomas
Post your guy Cap
Evan Jenkins
he's the average anime shitposter. he has self destructive tendencies. his waifu, Artourzee, will never touch his boipussy.
Daniel Lewis
Based smug cap
Luke Edwards
I'm glad Misery and w33 found a good team Definitely better than that shithole Secret
Lincoln Flores
apology for poor engrish
when were u when dota becomes of the kawaii?
i was at enemy jungle farming creep when juggernaut ulti
AND I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE, IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT
Dylan Howard
I dont hate sunsfan, but he's so fucking irritating
But im so fucking happy for DC. W33 and Misery, getting kicked from team for whom they won fucking major, doing 10times better than secret, really brings a smile on my face
Isaiah Ramirez
JESUS CHRIST BLACK^ OPEN YOUR T-SHIRT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
He is literally trying to hang himself
Sebastian Thomas
but merloobi said wings is top dog amazing team most likely gonna win major
Isaac Lewis
just woke up
what did i miss
any new memes?
Noah Edwards
I mean, come on, DC started to perform well when they took player from EU scene and kicked typical NA players like TC. It's just blatantly obvious that the EU scene has more good players while NA is pretty much just all stacked to EG.
Dylan Parker
THIS fuk that guy who steal money
Daniel Stewart
CUTE HUGS
Brayden Adams
someone post black
Michael Lee
see
Connor Ramirez
Merlini is a watched up shitter.
Adam Barnes
BUDMO
HEY
Blake Foster
someone WEBM that DC team bonding cute !
Michael Gutierrez
THE JEW WON
Jeremiah Howard
>Secret out seriously? that is fucking hilarious
Jaxson Ross
Only team that's as our guys as Liquid can only be Penix
Luis Cook
asshole cap is best cap
Daniel Howard
Can you believe what he used to look like?
Isaiah Bennett
anime was a mistake
Mason Turner
lmao EE or RTC will always throw
Jason Taylor
now that you mentioned it misery really looks like Lucius Vorenus
Blake Bailey
benis :DDD
Landon Cox
Really though, what the fuck is wrong with him? I do think it's this cunt's fault but I have no evidence.
Luke Barnes
>shitcan tier 3 team beats a shitcan tier 3 team >back tell me when they beat someone worth watching
Connor Richardson
Nyx getting doomed while burrowed is the funniest shit ever
Gavin Morgan
Vintage
Bentley King
Wow Soe even experimented with short hair back then
Jonathan Walker
This can't be real.
William James
No, it's because the NA scene is a huge circlejerk.
New players are prevented entry because of people like Trash Carry aka Top Cuck being picked up and imploding teams.
Ayden Martinez
DC has made Dota Great Again
get fucked Secret, fucking backstabbing kikes
Christian Smith
These 2 are literally the /ourest guys/
Noah Lopez
Will next game be the game where Shadow Demon makes his glorious come back?