>News - Another update has been announced for Splatoon, a balance patch to be released alongside the new weapons on July 7th. Patch notes: nintendo.com.au/support/index.php?action=help&helpcatID=353#Q0 nintendo.com.au/software-update-details-for-splatoon-ver280 - Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7. twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736467166631858176 - New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music. - A collaboration with CoroCoro drops early this summer! The 'CoroCoro Roller' is a Splat Roller equipped with Splash Walls and Inkzooka. There will also be the CoroCoro Cap (Damage Up) and the CoroCoro Parka (Cold-Blooded).
Marie > Octolings > Common Inklings > Shit > Callie
Lucas Green
Friends with Octolings! Teaming up in Spla2n to over come the nautilus threat!
Noah Wilson
The N-Zap gets the award for most improved, right?
Hudson Ross
Fuck off, there will be no boring squids in Splatoon 2. No dumb Octarians either. It will be ONLY Octolings.
Luis Rogers
Callie > Tomboy Inklings and octolings with tans and navel and armpits exposed as if they were in their workout gear > Fancy Inklings and Octolings with their armpits exposed > Joe Shmoe Garden Variety Inklings > Very rare Inklings > Inklings > Uncommon Inklings > Inklings with tumor tentacles > Inklings with cancer > Inklings with disabilities > Inklings with mental disabilities > Marie
Jaxon Rogers
I think you're mistaking ">" for "
Austin Hill
nope
Bentley Butler
Well then you're simply completely wrong.
Matthew Flores
interspecies sex
Robert Barnes
Keep that filthy wretched Squid away from that pure Octoling.
Xavier Rogers
Kill all squids
Cameron Parker
(Retard)
Andrew Morales
Typical delusional, easily triggered Calliefag. Your waifu is worthless and dead.
Cooper Rodriguez
absolutely, might actually switch to it when it comes out
Alexander Gray
destroy all octoscum
Grayson Rivera
>always talks first >won the most Splatfests
Baka Mariefags.
Ryan Perez
Callie lost the first Splatfest.
Hunter Butler
Now you're straight up just lying. Don't reply to me ever again.
Nicholas Thompson
>One year into the game's life >STILL liking Calloser
Hunter Taylor
>almost a year later >catfags are STILL in denial
Hudson Cruz
>rainmaker >no squads >people complain about no squads smhing my head
Jose Miller
??? That wasn't the first splatfest.
Colton Martin
Stop acting retarded to make Calliefags look bad, they're retarded enough as is.
Jason Gutierrez
Packing up for Paris
Justin Baker
First Splatfest was Cats vs Dogs. Of course you wouldn't know that, since you don't even own this game. No Calliefags do.
Fixed.
Justin Ramirez
Fixed again!
Ryder Sanchez
The first Splatfest was Rice vs Bread.
Benjamin Nelson
Maybe if you're a fucking gook, lol.
Brandon Perry
Marie would be ashamed of you.
Carson Kelly
>implying a stacked option like that counts >japan Calliefags, everyone.
Ian Turner
I want Marie to be ashamed of me as she stomps on my dick.
Dominic Sullivan
Goodnight Callie. You're okay.
Aiden Sullivan
I'm Marie's agents I could schedule you in for tomorrow if you're willing to pay 9999999 coins to Spyke in the next 5 minutes.
Samuel Cox
Marie is her own Agent. And her own Manager. And Financial Consultant. And Marketing Adviser. And Callie's Keeper. She's also an Agent.
Tyler Jones
>sheldon's new ranged blaster has burst bombs.
dreams do come true
Jonathan Myers
i wanted a normal blaster
Jaxon Bell
Marie is socially inept to be an agent as you've seen from her appearances.
Caleb Perry
i wanted a rapid blaster
Grayson Perry
>Marie >Socially inept Well that's baloney.
Gabriel Harris
Callie is cute. I want to squeeze her little face and take her to a movie and let her puke in my popcorn.
Dylan Phillips
Ok.
Luke Reed
If putting Kraken on any weapon makes it instantly meta, then this game is busted
Zachary Gomez
The game is broken, but the N-Zap wasn't bad in the first place.
Joseph Bailey
It was very much below average
Parker Flores
look how excited people were for the fresh squiffer because it got a kraken
Aaron Martin
Look how many people use it now
Jace Brooks
Fastest run speed in the game, good accuracy and fire rate, and didn't get as fucked over by defense in comparison to the Tentaek. It's really annoying if you run 4 mains' worth of defense.
Robert Gomez
that's fair look at the distribution of specials though, they just shit kraken all over everything and call it a day
Julian Morgan
This will be its chance to put those stats to use, all that held it back before was loadouts that are mediocre in Ranked
Alexander Torres
Kraken is easily the most powerful special being a panic button that can kill.
Compare that to ones like inkstrike where they're easily avoidable and barely make a difference then yeah it seems powerful.
They should buff specials like wail and inkstrike so they put up a fight against other specials people pick over them.
Jaxson Long
they should stop giving kraken to goddamn everything first
Owen King
haven't had a Wii since February. what have I missed, as far as the meta lol goes?
which skills are effective and which aren't? I like blasters, is attack gear still king? I'm really interested in trying that new range blaster with burst bombs
Easton Hall
Echo is typically pretty good, and splat bombs are good for breaking walls.
Christopher Cruz
I agree with that. The gals would be fine without kraken for example, bubbler is a fine replacement.
Asher Hughes
N-Zaps are the worst designed weapons in the game. Literally copy pasted from Nintendos past and it looked like shit to begin with
Julian Gutierrez
Defense meta fell apart after the e-liter nerfs and now it's run/swim on everything and still damage on chargers/blasters.
Blasters are still fine still but are mostly used on tc now.
Evan Moore
stay mad faggot
n-zap is 2cool fo u
Carson Morris
Just you wait till we get spla2n and they add amiibo support where you can get weapons and gear related to the amiibo scanned. If you don't like the zappers you'll hate that.
Brandon Carter
Defense meta is still here after the Gal nerf.
William Sanchez
That sounds cool desu
Ayden Scott
You can edit gear slots directly now.
Brandon King
Normal Blaster is shit. You take the Luna for speed and power, or the Range for range. Only an idiot would use the Blaster that had neither.
Ayden Gonzalez
Is it? I rarely see people stacking damage now.
Well once the new kraken n zap hits everyone will use that over gals anyway so that will be the new meta with cold blood or haunt on everything
Dylan Bell
I don't think everyone will. The N-Zap still has pretty short range, and doesn't have an annoying sub like the 96 Deco and Custom Jet do.
Defense is a trap for morons. It's a waste of slots for how much you need to stack to make it worthwhile. Just use Swim Speed instead and AVOID taking damage in the first place.
Everyone runs Damage Up on Gals anyway. The difference between an extra shot is almost nothing for most weapons, it only helps against blasters that can't space, and quickscoping chargers.
Lucas Rodriguez
N-Zap has the same range as the Tentatek.
I could honestly see the new Zapper being the new meta weapon. It's incredibly well balanced, benefits hugely from the speed meta, and useful to boot.
The only thing that holds it back is the 'sometimes useful' nature of Point Sensors.
Caleb Sullivan
remember to restart your wii u after editing. if you go online without you will get banned.
if you avoid that then there's no risk
Sebastian Baker
Don't listen to this faggot. He method he just told you actually bans people. You're supposed to go online immediately afterwards so that the network detects the edits as rolls.
Easton Wilson
(you)
Parker Hughes
(you)rself
Ethan Cox
As expected from a guy trying to get people banned
Jaxon Foster
Works on my machine.
Aiden Cruz
The N-Zap line is pretty much an in-between for the Splattershot and Jr. lines; it has the range of a Splattershot, but the fire rate and damage of a Jr.. Pretty cool if you ask me.
Anthony Rogers
>network detects the edits as rolls.
You could at least TRY to make it sound legit.
Adam Walker
So we now have a blaster with burst bombs is this the end or does nobody care any more
Carter Thompson
that's not the nes zapper people are here for
Jacob Brown
fucking finally
Dominic Cox
There's a better range blaster with splat bombs and kraken. No real reason to use burst bombs on a blaster when it hits for more damage around corners anyway
Aaron Taylor
Flounder heights
Jonathan Torres
burst bombs are exactly what blasters need to compensate for close range incompetency
Samuel Myers
pretty much this. burst bomb changes the way a blaster can move around. since floor and walls make the shots fizzle, blasters have a minimum effective range around them they have to keep potential enemies at. burst bombs gives a blaster a chance at fighting someone who ends up inside that ring
Josiah Diaz
Not a single weapon with sprinkler so far
Ryan Green
sprinkler rush when?
Landon Powell
Sprinkler doesn't suit a heavy splatling, nozzlenose so if anything it should be on the sploosh.
Angel Gutierrez
Sprinkler main when
Giant sprinkler over the entire battlefield Special When?
Evan Morris
We needed a new Sloshing machine with sprinkler and Wail
Leo Bailey
Does anyone have the chart of all the used kits?
Jackson Wilson
here
Hudson Campbell
Beakons need more love
Ink mines too, you should be allowed multiple out at once.
Hunter Foster
no sprinkler or suction bomb + kraken
Parker Foster
Suction/Kraken was added in the last update.
Alexander Ortiz
So all we need is sprinkler + kraken and sprinkzooka