nth for homolusting with the passion of a thousand suns
Jaxon Martin
Trips changes my bnet tag name
Xavier Gonzalez
PHARAH ISN'T A LESBIAN FUCK OFF MERCY FAGS
Parker Reyes
>got the only Reinhardt skin I wanted
OH BABY
Henry Cruz
>sfw board you do know if you browse nsfw, some images can get flagged and get you fucked right?
network administrators usually scrape peoples history to see if they are busy wanking at work or not
Chase Wilson
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Brandon Reed
THIS THREAD IS CLAIMED IN THE NAME OF ROADHOG
Blake Diaz
here comes dat rat
Alexander Johnson
THIS IS WHERE I PICKED UP THE DAMNED INGRATE
Carson Nguyen
Can Overwatch achieve eSports success of its own accord, or will Blizzard have to drown the scene in money to make it appear massively popular and competitive, like Heroes of the Storm?
I don't think Mei is really overpowered, but she most certainly are a no-fun-allowed hero.
Joshua Williams
I repeat >Browsing Veeky Forums at work If you do this you deserve that promotion
Parker Thomas
>making bad players panic with symmetra's rodeo lazo
yeeeehaaaw
Oliver Rogers
>Can Overwatch achieve eSports success of its own accord maybe if there's a competitive mode without ultimates.
Dominic Gomez
>edgeguy is a flamboyant homosexual
Carson White
YOU WANT TAKE PAYROAD? TOO BAD HERE TRAP, HERE BOMB, HERE GRENADE, FUCK U!
Zachary Fisher
McCree should get a joke skin where he says this for his ult.
Caleb White
>Join a match mid-game >No healer >No tank >Fuck it I'm picking Zenyatta >Carry my shitter team to victory and get POTG >Would have got all five gold medals had I been there longer
What the fuck
Dominic Miller
>literal worst skin
user, please kill yourself.
Chase Reed
h0tm0nk3ydick
Henry Martin
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Alexander Barnes
Do it. That'd be fucking amazing.
Ethan Rodriguez
I feel so bad for you
Gavin Foster
buy me overwatch
Christian Flores
Here's some facts about Jesse McCree, who is going to receive some well deserved buffs in the next update 1. His beard is adorable! 2. He is funny! 3. He is cute! 4. I love him!
Hunter Hernandez
Blizzard is going to try to milhouse this shit regardless.
Caleb Nelson
nice subjective opinion user i think its shit too
Oliver Young
>he fell for the blizzard classifications meme
everybody please laugh at him
Jacob Davis
>0 currency ??
Grayson Jenkins
>Can Overwatch achieve eSports success Who gives a shit, desu senpai
Juan Martinez
oh shit g'day
Thomas Powell
he's level 2
Jackson Green
Zarya is literally the worst
Joshua Price
>edgy people are homosexual you're surprised?
Joseph Robinson
Does Symmetra's weapon do more damage than Winston's? I cannot aim for shit and just want to follow people around and annoy them to death.
Jacob Edwards
She's really fucking annoying
Justin Jenkins
Homo ships are the only good ships for this game with the exception of Maybe LucioxD.Va and Mercyx76/Reinhardt/Torb/Genji. etc.
I have a combined playtime of less than 30 minutes and I have only played five matches.
Thomas Moore
>duplicate
Josiah Johnson
grey grey grey duplicate blue
Grayson Nelson
How the fuck do I Winston
Jack Jones
>I cannot aim for shit and just want to follow people around and annoy them to death.
You are ready to get aMEIzing.
Jonathan Bailey
I figured out how to genji >1. Go fast and jump around like a mexican trying to get over the trump wall >2. As you're a mexican jumping bean, be a massive dick/bully to whoever your target is >3. RULES OF NATURE
Adam Scott
No. Nothing about this game was designed with competitive play in mind, in regards to both the maps and heroes.
Adam Campbell
yup
Ryan Price
Winkyface ;) Here's some fact about everyone's favorite Diva: D.VA! 1. D.va has MEKA! 2. MEKA is CUTE! 3. D.va is cute! 4. I love her!!!
Alexander Edwards
Mei is probably the cutest girl in the update, but she would be cuter if she had a bigger belly that slighlt stuck out of her coat. Also, they should have picked a Chinese speaker who didn't sound like an old hag.
Logan Johnson
>Add some guy from here a while ago >See he's on, invite him to a group >Throughout 9 games, insta-locks mercy >He's not awful but think it's kind of odd >Look at his profile >Never played anything but Mercy in a dozen hours
Jack James
>X isn't bad on this map/situation, I've watched pros do it all the time
If you say this unironically you need to lay down in traffic.
Christian Jackson
Nightmare
Aaron Powell
>tfw I will never have a good win ratio Just hit 30, rate me senpai-tachi.
Brayden Hughes
>queue solo >enemy wins their attack >every one on their team stays >they lose defence >6 people simultaneously leave
Ethan Long
at first it does meh damage, but then it deals pretty good damage and if you keep it long enough it just destroys people.
India confirmed for super power in 2030
Elijah Reed
>>Carry
Ryan Gomez
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Noah Garcia
Be annoying, press Q when you're low and be even more annoying. Annoy and kill Widowmakers to the point they switch.
James Cox
>find enemy tracer, lucio, mercy, etc >jump on them >hot monkey dick >jump out
Josiah Bennett
only when fully charged
winston is 60dps iirc and symmetra is like 120
Kevin Jenkins
>all greys
I want off this ride.
Jacob Kelly
At full charge, it'll kill literally any non-tank in 2 seconds.
Charles Taylor
McCree players are so bad they can't even win with 4 of them in a team.
Carter Richardson
>Reinhardt >most balanced hero End your d*ng life you sco*ndrel, he's a mandatory pick
Hudson Bell
>pros >weeks-old game Busy, busy traffic.
Connor Baker
Fuck doing the other shit.
Ethan Wood
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Thomas Hernandez
Yeah, but only because he's the only tank who can actually tank
Hunter Powell
>duplicate
Pharah = you
Sebastian Rivera
reminder that lol was a casual baby moba when rito started paying out the nose to become electronic sports. the game still tries really hard to compress skill gaps but manages to have an esports scene.
Nolan Green
>Feel pretty good about my junkrat gameplay >Friends tell me I'm a good Junkrat, not the best but better than usual pub junkrats >Find out about masteroverwatch >Go to masteroverwatch thinking I'll see something at least average >See pic related Not sure if I should berate myself for devolving to spam happy or be happy I'm not lower.
Jackson Murphy
>identify the white women >jump on the white women >monkey molest the shit out of white women until dead >toss down a shield to protect yourself against incoming police gunfire >repeat
Tyler Torres
>Genji gets a pre-robo skin that shows his face >Reaper gets a past skin that shows his face >Reinhardt gets several skins that show his face
>But Roadhog doesn't get a past skin that shows his face and Zenyatta doesn't get a humanized skin
Blake Diaz
I love shitty D.VA art so much.
Landon Ross
>75% leavers penalty >In a casual match
Holy fuck you autists
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Harass and bully every Widowmaker player so they never pick her ever again.
Jeremiah Anderson
>He thinks "carry" means some faggot MOBA hero type
Carrying your team is an ancient sports expression m8.
Caleb Moore
Total score is just "Who has played junkrat the most"
Score/min can be more of a metric, but it's still super skewed
Benjamin Garcia
Just had my best game yet lads
Daniel Reyes
>will basketball be considered a real sport if the NBA has no money involved The answer is no
Parker Russell
for such a pain rip user
Kayden Baker
For those who missed, all overwatch porn in one rar
A-MEI-zing! Here's some fact about everyone's favorite China: Mei! 1. D.va has ROBOT! 2. ROBOT is CUTE! 3. Mei is cute! 4. I love her!!!
Xavier King
I'm in some weird mmr where every capture point map ends in about 2 minutes either way
Brandon Powell
How the fuck am I supposed to play this dog eating cunt? Keep in mind I just bought this game last night so I don't know what I'm doing in general, but everything else has felt so much better than D.va She does like no damage.