Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

"Ashe Mallory" Edition.
>"waaah i hate goon lights"
>Ashe Mallory is abducted and turned into a qt
>nuklear wants to see where powergaming turns into metagaming
>mikecari whines and feels threatened because they used his captain as an example
>"FUKKEN YAHIR"
>SUPERMADCRAB kills the server

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/87FjnR7M

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=lnbl9CZ9tOI
soundcloud.com/george-and-jonathan/jamn
youtube.com/watch?v=qY725AQDLZg
youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c
youtube.com/watch?v=2QN9UpJEmBc
youtube.com/watch?v=PsgBy3MOtEw
youtube.com/watch?v=lCLgF2dLhfM
youtube.com/watch?v=fHOk9VAmMo8
youtube.com/watch?v=F7khL9Ms4ow
youtube.com/watch?v=RYkQVFi0-sY&
youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
youtube.com/watch?v=RCDNFJbPopM
youtube.com/watch?v=-dyO9SWiY7k
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Combat
youtu.be/gPN-ec4FLWA
m.imgur.com/Z0Qi7gq,Ke8eKrY,zhGocer,KhbNzKA,LXWOv4R,hO7JO2s,Wy5wNj9,9bApmeg,RaEgLj5,PYWvSMq,3ZuBgjM,JQvecKu,TFKvrkH,xObanjx
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>its a waifu / husbando thread

Cancer.

I don't see you coding waifus out.

I have found the company that one day grew into nanotrasen.
Prove me wrong.
youtube.com/watch?v=lnbl9CZ9tOI

>mikecari is being a shitter as usual

Is he the next MrC0urier?

TELL ME ANONS.
WHAT SONGS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ON THE JUKEBOX?

Give me the name of all the waifus

>last round
>try to help a security officer at brig
>portable flashers in the way
>get stunned multiple times

>waifus aren't valid yet

Yes-Roundabout

Jamn
soundcloud.com/george-and-jonathan/jamn

If its not there already
youtube.com/watch?v=qY725AQDLZg

youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c

youtube.com/watch?v=2QN9UpJEmBc

She is mine

>george and jonathan
I actually saw them in concert years ago, they were really good. Felt bad for them though, they were the opening act for two other bands so basically no one was there that early and also no one was drunk enough to be getting down on the dance floor

Work Drugs - Rad Racer
youtube.com/watch?v=PsgBy3MOtEw

youtube.com/watch?v=lCLgF2dLhfM
not jukebox but this should play while people are trying to get to the shuttle

Ashe Mallory is the best.

WE UP

hi felicity

it's back

Freezepop - Less talk more rock

The booru has been bloated with badly drawn furry pictures. We need to roll back.

Okay new idea
Instead of making tajaran catgirls we just add animal ear hairstyles

Why would you ever want this unless you're a furfag

Hi whoever you are.

hi kingston

How do you roll?

TRINITY!!

You and Ashe. Next Purge.

20s baby

We can tell you're the real deal, only people with severe brain damage can like that unrobust slut

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>It's the year 2125
>We're all on a mining colony
>The Bar isn't cybergoth scene
>We're not traffic signalling to the beat

youtube.com/watch?v=fHOk9VAmMo8

This thread now belongs to the true space patriots, the robust, the ones who don't shitpost for attention and get their fucking jobs done in the name of glorious Nanotrasen.
I will grind the enemies of my corp beneath my boot, let their finest come to meet their end beneath my boot.

Why isn't this image edited to have sec robusting the clown?

Do you guys think Nanostrasen is an extension of the British Empire and therefore part of the Anglosphere?

youtube.com/watch?v=F7khL9Ms4ow

Of course NT is staffed with only Anglo blood at upper levels

>British """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Empire""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

I want this to be a song admins play when zombies are around youtube.com/watch?v=RYkQVFi0-sY&

youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

This is literally making my ears hurt, what the fuck?

Pussy

>No Weatherwoman position
>You won't operate the stations space weather monitoring controls to warn every one of rad storms, and meteor showers.

youtube.com/watch?v=RCDNFJbPopM

Why even play?

I WANT TO MARRY BLUEBERRY

DEAD: Marty McFryman complains, "security is shit. I got arrested for trying to get anti-tox. I ghosted rather than deal with being locked away and forgotten about."
DEAD: Sandy Sand complains, "damn i actually liked security"
>mfw I set Security to high and watched as Sandy left the mime buckled cuffed without a timer because her PDA exploded and she needed minor surgery.

DELETE THIS

ADMINS ADMINS ADMINS

Thats why it needs to be on the emagged juke

Kazuhira Miller whispers, "We're diamond dogs now, Boss."

no bully, it was my first time
at least it wasn't as horrible as the first time i did virology

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>spend a week learning the game
>finally learned the basics of medbay and how to make someone not die
>remake account
now, how do I learn to make people not not die? fucking niggers seem to pull me once and i slip and die after they tank 6 oxygen tank blows to the skull

a shining light to our brothers in arms, even in death

ATTENTION PERSON WHO I TOLD ABOUT THE WATER TANK

I TOLD YOU IT WAS OUT IN SPACE BUT I'M SORRY ANYWAYS, I TRIED TO SAVE YOU BUT COULDN'T FIND YOUR BODY

>Remake account

Lmao, the admins know all the ckeys you use m8

Yes, but the players don't

What is your concern exactly? You can just random name you know. Are you that stupid faggot that has his Ckey and Character name the same thing?

you really shouldn't play medbay until you have been around for a few months
start with genetics. you're main responsibility is cloning, aka the easiest part of medbay

I'm not that guy. I was just pointing out that using a different ckey does accomplish something.

>Datius Boius couldn't even kill his monkey'd target

No it doesn't. It does fucking nothing. Just random name you idiot.

considering i've used a computer for more than a year and i know how to trick hardware hashing, no they don't LMAO

>aka the easiest part of medbay
And then it runs out of biomass.

youtube.com/watch?v=-dyO9SWiY7k

>running out of biomass
This is literally the easiest thing in the world to fix and I'm constantly baffled at how many people are unable to fix it

hope you enjoy playing through a vpn

Not everyone follows their objectives

But he went out to his target

um ive used a computer for like ten years and i can hack you no matter what hashing you use kid and so can the admins
t. 127.0.0.1

Monkeys are immune to radiation
That treenigger had no hyperzine and just a radgun.

>first time
YOU
DO
NOT
GO
SEC
IF
YOU
DO
NOT
KNOW
SPACELAW
YOU
COLOSSAL
FAGGOT

IT'S IN BOOKS FUCKING EVERYWHERE FOR A REASON
READ THEM YOU NIGGER

>Not just having the wiki open and checking the time for the crime

Nerd

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Ashe is cuter with a catbeast head!

I don't think you understand
I'm not the person who changed ckeys
I was just saying that ban evasion is not the only reason one would want to

MEGAMADCRAB strikes again!

CELTXNIGGLY SITTING IN A TREE
K I S S I N G

Niggly turned down celt though

ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Combat

>People whilst being strangled are fairly defenceless, so without outside intervention there's not much they can do.

Is this true? is strangling truly robust?

It's possible to resist out, but it's difficult
But actually getting a stranglehold on somebody without them already being stunned or otherwise disabled is not an easy task

Nah that's just a meme they are only friends

I want to hug Cynthia

what else would they be after Niggly turned him down?

Strangling, once you have a hold, is pretty much impossible to escape from, however the person has to be stunned for a good while for you to get the hold on them, so it's far easier, faster, and safer, to just slam them into the window to kill

>Risking getting blood all over the scene and on yourself because you're too impatient for a clean kill

Oh wait we don't have any good detectives nevermind carry on

>Niggly dating a slut like Celt

I WANNA FUCK DANA'S PLUMP WET PUSSY

SQUISHY
JIGGLY
CUDDLY
FLUFFY
CUTE CUTE CUUUUUTE! /)0u0(\

No one ever pays attention to blood or anything.
Ever.
You can literally walk out of a murder scene covered in blood and no one will bat an eye.
Be dressed in yellow gloves, gas mask, black boots and no ID? Oh boy that's a harmbatonin'!

youtu.be/gPN-ec4FLWA

its very spess, slightly russian, and pretty catchy.

You get hit with a small oxy tank twice and you're fucking drenched in blood
It's kind of hard to care after a while

How do you change/set the ID requirements for an airlock?

delevered
m.imgur.com/Z0Qi7gq,Ke8eKrY,zhGocer,KhbNzKA,LXWOv4R,hO7JO2s,Wy5wNj9,9bApmeg,RaEgLj5,PYWvSMq,3ZuBgjM,JQvecKu,TFKvrkH,xObanjx
Warning: maximum degeneracy
also, when did we start caring about lore and names? What's wrong with calling mars people Martians? Why must they have to have some snow flaky name before they get merged?

>he came through
and soon I shall

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Reminder we could have killed all of you fleshies but didn't

I trust you borgs.

>shaft miner encounters a goliath and basilisk combo
>right before they get dropped by the tentacles, they pick away a nearby gibtonite deposit and set it to tick away
>explosion
>miner dies
>goliath survives

>get converted
>get thermite from fellow chemist bro
>raid armoury
>skirt around station in my bag
>see bones in SME room
wait what
>it's the guy who flashed me and was promoted to CE
>also in the pile is his PDA
>a One human module
>a Purge module
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