if lifestealer is inside riki ( inb4 ) when riki dies, then lifestealer dies too
y/n
Luis Foster
reminder that forced 50 does not exist
Zachary Bailey
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
hey guys I'm drunk as heck what up
Adam Wilson
>watching LoL LCS tournament >two teams engage and blow all their ults and skills in a big teamfight >nobody dies >team who "lost" backs off, team who "won" goes to get objective
What the fuck?
Owen Ramirez
Is he going to be okay after this?
Camden Rogers
>lolesports blows dicks wow so surprising
Connor Barnes
>d2g is dead >Go on /a/ >acquire ez and instantaneous (you)s from dumb AnimeNEETs used to their dying hugbox
Sebastian Price
>Na'Vi >good
Josiah Reed
What hero is the dude weed of dota?
Jace Miller
Lolbabbies cant into statistics and logic, hell one of their teams names is expressely against logic
Connor Peterson
>coordinator updating
could it be?
Dylan Rogers
timbersaw
Gabriel Wright
no one would die in dota too if you had a free blink from minute 0 that doesnt even break
just imagine it for a second
Asher Richardson
I am quite literally a feeder
David Harris
you have 10s to explain how this hero is pub viable
Carson Gray
dont kill people pls muh sensitivity
Liam Rivera
Wow you Clinkz doturds are pretty smart. Deso+Solar >>> Anything Orchid related.
Ended the game before I could build BKB and replace my soul ring.
Nathaniel Gomez
Probably legion commander or ursa, somply because pinoy and filipenises play them and i cant beat either of them because i blow ass so they spam all chat with monkey speak and rap and drug references
Gabriel Diaz
there is no reason to not upgrade to treads
that 950 gold is one of the most cost effective use of gold there is
OFFICIAL OUR GUYS LIST >Casters Blitz GrandGrant Purge LD >Teams MVP.Phoenix Digital Chaos Evil Geniuses Newbee
Evan Nguyen
>Team Freedom disbanded RIP MIKE
Eli Walker
>Evil Geniuses
Jaxson Baker
>haven't played in a year >im drunk and there are no other games on my cousins PC >play a game, win (im still better then 80% of d2g) >dota 2 coordinator is down >updated >game is not scored
Why do you cuckolds play this game... I don't even care about my acc or my mmr and i still got pissed of.
Dominic Gray
>Reddit Geniuses >our guys
???
Adam Cooper
>GrandGrant >LD >Purge >Even Blitz to a degree >OUR GUYS
That caster list is fucking disgusting. Three people I wouldn't miss if they stopped casting permanently. Blitz is SOMETIMES passable.
Ethan Smith
PPD is anti reddit incarnate.
Austin Morris
>purge
he literally spent 15 minutes at manilla talking about how reddit users are the smartest dota fans
Nolan Harris
>has a reddit account >is anti reddit
???
Samuel Hall
he has literal subreddit and he literally BLOGS everyday
Daniel Morales
ppd is literally an admin on reddit and he asked EG to get THE CREATOR OF DOTA REDDIT TO MANAGE THEM
EG IS LITERALLY TEAM REDDIT
Hudson Howard
Speak some goddamn sense. How is the guy with his own subreddit, who even posts on reddit occasionally ANTI-REDDIT INCARNATE. How is the guy whose twitch mods ban anyone for being rude and who will block you on twitter for any sort of negativity ANTI-REDDIT INCARNATE.
He is a pasty bespectacled care bear who fits in perfectly in San Francisco.
He's a double agent guys can't you see the bigger picture?
Jack Wright
HOLY SHIT
KOROK IS OUT OF PRISON BUFFED AS FUCK TELLING EVERYONE THAT OPEN QUALIES BELONG TO HIM NOW
Chase Morris
>Can literally see him and Sir's relationship collapse with that 33.33%
Asher Murphy
>reddit is obscenely pro-EU and anti-USA >hates when white people win and control minorities
reddit is canonically anti-EG and pro-yuro
Henry Evans
>posting screenshot of a youtube video ??? ?? ?
Xavier Thompson
why would anti-reddit mean our guy
Dominic Anderson
KYS blitz is one of da best
Evan Gutierrez
summer
Jackson Williams
Actual non-exhaustive list of confirmed our guys and our guys to an extent >Cap >Blitz >OD (known redditor as well) >That fat fuck with the hot gf on the GD studio >Bruno >James >Matumbaman
Feel free to add to the list
John Cooper
>reddit is shit tier website that any random cancer can make le subreddit and control it
>based ppd cucks redditors out of being able to claim an EG subreddit >reddit furious as fuck because reddit is an anti-USA, pro-EU website
bravo, PPD.
Justin Nelson
reddit literally manages team EG
like their manager is the person that created reddit
like how can you get even more reddit than that, your captain would have to be an admin there OH WAIT
William Jenkins
what went wrong
Jack Harris
>no tobi, ourrest of guys since forever
Kayden Torres
fuck off reddit
Cameron Taylor
Someone fed the pudge some early kills
Brayden Green
PeterPanDam?
more like RedditVanDam
Colton Barnes
singsing, now and forever beesa and rime obviously mason probably
Adam Allen
LOL
Jonathan Reyes
Yeah but Flash has around 250-300 range so why don't they follow
Joseph Parker
>8 deaths on timber"literally immortal"saw >losing to 4 (FOUR) melee str heroes as timbersaw Please do not pick timbersaw again!
William Lewis
>PeterPanDam You mean PumpkinPatchDan?
Ryder Thompson
first item bloodthorn
oh and eosin and kalle
Ian Turner
>twitter.com/GranDGranT/status/744283497133674496 NADota getting buttblasted that valve isn't going to give them any more open qualifier spots than the other teams. Based as fuck desu. Hopefully they'll learn to actually keep their teams together after this shit.
Jason Young
Kaipi are our guys
Jace Rivera
>d2g still suffering from cognitive dissonance trying to explain how reddit, an anti-american website, can be pro-american esports
Leo Peterson
>playing at 5am in the morning
How?
Jacob Roberts
They're very happy with the esports scene as long as it's anyone but america winning it. Look how happy they are about what their roster lock has accomplished.
Adam Roberts
this, reminder any and all aussies are our guys
?
reddit hates grant more than anyone
Dylan Hughes
>tfw someone picks storm into am on ur team
Parker Gonzalez
i dont think thats what meant. anyways ive just realized that all of the people that reddit hates are na >grant >ixmike >ritsu >mason
Evan White
Don't for get based Nahaz, they hate him too.
Andrew Campbell
LD and Tobi
Carter Morgan
Ok how do you play meepo? I really want to learn him for fun and profit, so how do you play him?
they'd be pretty happy about EG then >2 americans >2 nonwhite immigrants including a LITERAL paki muslim terrorist >1 european
Sebastian Gonzalez
everyone hates nahaz
Ethan Wright
Put poof on quickcast set up control groups practice for like 5 mins in demo mode lose games because he's trash right now
Parker Cruz
>yurodota will be unaffected by the confirmed upcoming brexit as brits are useless at esports
Jose Miller
universe was born in wisconsin
Brody Hill
>Wait until 5am >Queue for match
Sebastian Ortiz
>ritsu >na FUck off you dirty indian
Jeremiah Wright
They have 3 americans retard.
Gabriel Miller
How can you say that when Beesa is on track to stomp the NA qualifiers?
Landon Turner
>ppd American >fear American >universe American >aui north American >arteezy north American
Oliver Cooper
isn't beesa albanian or something
Nicholas Cruz
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
born in north america, played in north american pubs and on north american teams
Nathan Phillips
>wisconsin isn't part of the USA ?
Jaxson Lewis
>international ranked >get matched with 2 finns >they INSTANTLY start shitposting, spamming the laughing crying axe emote along with thumbs up >spam spurdo style shit >random tusk/dk >we get first blood by diving as far as T2s >they proceed to lose the fuck out of their lane >we proceed to lose the game >everyone is flaming each other
God bless finland. Those guys were as funny as they were crazy.
Andrew Foster
he might be jew but he is OUR JEW
Julian Torres
what the fuck are you talking about
can you read and realize that he's talking about NA teams getting invites just for sticking together despite not playing anything
how does that translate to complaining about valve not inviting more teams, they're literally inviting anyone they can
Justin Wilson
Approximately how long do patients in the ER have to wait?
Jordan Price
>Where you are born determines your race, genetics, nationality nope
Austin Russell
What the fuck are you on about? I said that they're upset that valve isn't giving them more open qualifier spots instead of just inviting any old team you dunce.
Lucas Butler
>born in country >somehow an immigrant to that country
that fully wew'd my lads
Christopher Powell
Make him competitively viable without making him OP in pubs where his current win rate is fine.
>pretty much only mid >can't last-hit or even deny >forced to use Arc Lightning to last-hit and pseudo-harass if possible >entirely reliant on mana for farming >is one of the slower heroes >Static Field no longer disables Blink which is huge >cannot contest runes effectively >Pipe absolutely BTFOs him
Jacob Carter
Ludwig
Carter Harris
1000 generations from now, non-whites will still be immigrants. Thats really just the way it is