please delete all your lewd D. Va pictures and cease thinking of her sexually
D. Va is -ONLY- 1 of the 3:
1) Your little gamer sister who you are very proud of and close to (in a completely non-sexual way)
2) Your gamer daughter who you are very proud of (in a non-sexual way)
3) Your gamer best friend who constantly beats you in every game and only keeps you around because she needs validation (and secretly she likes having a friend, she has few since she has a very arrogant attitude and you're the only one who puts up with her (in a NON-SEXUAL WAY))
D. Va is for beating you in games, not for sexual
Bentley Barnes
Where can I find a real life Genji to cuddle
Elijah Perez
>No hollow circle sight option for aiming
REEEEEE
Aaron King
No i'm even worse.
Charles Evans
>CSGO is actually good
Hah. It is the single worst thing that has ever happened to video games.
I only play reinhardt and i only play him aggressively, if i see another reinhardt i will instantly dash at him to prove i am better.
Liam Gray
>Typical Reaper edition
good job with the mindless copy paste
Angel Mitchell
got macro working for 76 so i have the shortest amount of time between bursts to have recoil reset every 4 shots
pretty op mid/long range desu senpai they cant detect mouse macros either so im safe
Brandon Hughes
Widowmaker nerfs when it sure is fun to be killed by a tiny dot that didn't even appear inside of ping time
Juan Adams
Shit McCree mains say.
Kayden Moore
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Easton Myers
>loot boxes give me gearbot, two victory poses and two highlight intros >total time played as bastion: three minutes
Fucking rng man
Adam Torres
>MFW I realized how much fun it is fucking up Offense Hanzos with Winston
Why don't we all do this and maybe the instapick Hanzos will go away.
Caleb Miller
I want D.va to spank me.
Justin Kelly
I constantly fight the urge to charge the other Reinhardt until I give in to the temptation when my shield is about to break.
Joseph James
Why tumblr ship them?
Camden King
Do you really need a macro for that? It's already pretty easy to do that, are you just lazy?
Ayden Howard
Xth for Genji shipping
Ayden Bailey
The dot is the most accurate though. That is exactly where your shots land on pretty much all weapons.
Blake Gonzalez
Symmetra too good
Zachary Davis
repost because id like input on this idea What about semi-triggerable, then? As in, can be triggered after 2 seconds, or auto-detonates after 4? Prevents martyring your pilot-mode for a guaranteed 3-4 kills, but also allows some degree of control.
Jeremiah Sanchez
How it must feel to have written that backstory only to see tumblr and other yurifags just use her as shipgarbage.
Most people don't even know her backstory.
Ryder Long
> saly maker You know you do your job well as Mei, when a guy in the ennemy team begins to insult you. Mei is a subsmissive slut who has an insult fetish and love to be degraded
Jackson Long
>shipping
Connor Parker
Can we talk about how cute Zarya is? I want to give her hugs.
Kevin Lee
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Thomas Foster
If the damage and range scaled based on time then it could work.
Gavin Brooks
I'm very familiar with her backstory.
Samuel Rivera
I want to cum on Widowmaker's backstory
Jack Gomez
>this art
any more? thanks for this. I need all of the mei
Jeremiah Turner
she can beat muh dik
Ayden Bennett
>He full commited to the 3 most irritating things to deal with from a defense
I could only hope to gather a fraction of the tears you have
Wyatt Bennett
I mostly want it for Widowmaker, I got used to having the circle sight when I played TF2 and I'd prefer it over the dot.
Christian Wilson
The only good ship is Bastion x Torbjorn's turret
Christian Russell
Hopping on the Mei train
Isaiah Nguyen
>three HUNDRED competitive wins for a golden gun >for most people that's six hundred games played
Which hero will you be saving up for?
Juan Lee
> being this a yuri lover faggot
Ryan Bennett
They ship junkrat and roadhog, dumbass
Henry Thomas
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Daniel Walker
>get drunk >play overwatch >waste 10 euros on loot boxes >wake up today >hate self
PlayStation network really should have a "you seem to be pissed up, maybe you should buy this tomorrow" function.
Jose Brown
God damn it Mei
Kevin Jenkins
sleep tight reaper
Hunter Anderson
A person on tumblr criticizing shipping faggotry?
What sanity is this?
Anthony Robinson
Posting them ranks then
Ian Adams
its impossible to stop shooting for split second to reset recoil every single time after 4 bullets
Carson Scott
>Everyone wants to avoid the widowmaker >They dont see this as something being wrong with her
Nolan Howard
>start playing as a hero >start to git gud >start to have fun >you now want one of their legendary skins >tfw
what's her name?
for me, it's mccree.
Aaron Miller
She's actually asking if you find her fat, on that picture.
The best train, if you ask me. Love that girl's hands...
Logan Peterson
I like that idea also, but then is that too many factors for blizzard to have their braindead playerbase conceive? I feel like that's a three-tier system of ult, and ults currently are all "A REALLY SIMPLE THING THAT MAKES U GOOD AT GAME FOR A WHILE."
Wyatt Cruz
>Fighting it
Isaac Stewart
this is the best mei artist ive seen in awhile... got a name?
Sebastian Walker
Anime convention
Ian Carter
Six games on tor, some commitment there.
Samuel Taylor
Yeah but what I'm saying is light bursts aren't hard to do and allow you to kill things at any distance anyways
Is this macro really that game breaking
Landon Green
>Tfw just bought yellow vigilante >Mfw people think they can 1on1 me just because fan is nerfed
Jace Turner
>tfw I have more unlocks for toblerone than any other two characters put together, including one of his pirate skins which i'm sure others here would kill for, despite the fact that he is literally dead last character i want to use
RNG is the true suffering
Cooper Harris
>guy on my team picks Torbjorn on Hollywood attack >never, ever changes off despite never getting a turret up for more than a few seconds >we lose because we don't have enough DPS (and the people who picked attackers were shit) at the last point >ask why Torb picked a fucking useless hero the entire game and never switched >"im drunk lmao this is the only way i can contribute"
You're not contributing to jack shit, you fucker. I was playing Roadhog and got silvers/golds in elims/damage, all we needed was one of our retard Reapers or Torb to go Rein and just block the hail of Bastion/S76 fire and we could have won. I hate people.
Landon James
Contributing
Ethan Rodriguez
Remember to thank your tank, /owg/
Ryan Perry
>doing well in my placement matches >teammate leaves next match, still counts as a loss >next match is the most imbalanced game of Overwatch I've ever seen >I get gold with 2 elims
COOL
Easton Lee
sleep teep reep
Jason Brooks
Reaper. I'm just sick of his edgy shit and I think going Mariachi will tone down the edge a little.
Logan Edwards
>implying tumblr it's the fanbase in general. exaggerate the most obvious surface level traits to the point of memefication
Nathaniel Carter
I imagine I wouldn't be fit for Ranked since I only play Support and if someone already plays I'd be fucked.
Angel Cooper
meant to quote
Anthony Wright
Or don't go near internet if you know you have poor self control while under influence.
Luke Johnson
Seems like roadhog players are always the biggest whiners
Brayden Anderson
>when someone uses their nigh unavoidable multi kill ult just to get you when you're at low health already
Angel Harris
I stink and I need a team
Liam White
No, not really. But you can probably find him/her with reverse research I suppose.
Ryder Clark
I want to lick her smelly armpits and make her cry
Ryder Hall
Daily reminder that it is the current time.
Asher Miller
I don't mind, means one less ult on my whole team for about a minute
Luke Nguyen
Roadhog >Mfw 960 gold
Ryan Russell
What does the gold stonehardt weapon look like?
Elijah Sanchez
>genji players
Jackson Price
I only pick Roadhog if my team insists on not picking either tank or support in the first four slots. I'd rather play Lucio but I don't like attempting to heal a team of flankers and retards.
Matthew Lewis
ITS 7PM
Brandon Anderson
nth for d.va is literally an ugly twitch-whore gamur gurl slut degenerate
Adrian Ortiz
Soldier. I wish he had legendary skin with his mask on.
Oni 76 skin when.
Liam Baker
:^)
Jaxon Jenkins
>see other team has the same class you are >focus fire on them even if they aren't good Is this the best feeling in the world?
Tyler Bailey
>tryhard tracers
fucking nothing beats this autism
Logan Morris
Mi o sutete mo, myōri wa sutezu
Samuel Sullivan
>45% winrate >R2xxx
why?
Henry Ward
>start playing d.va >don't git gud >have fun anyway >both my favorite skins are the 250 tier ones and i've already gotten one and a d.va player icon and my preferred win pose
feels good man
Kayden Roberts
Shit. Like all the others.
William Nelson
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Carter Sanders
>it's "five Winston's and Lucio on koth" episode
Sometimes i wish they would limit hero stacking to like two or something, shit like this is just chore to play against.
Isaiah Martin
>Don't do stupid things.
If only life was this easy.
Luke Campbell
Death comes. Stack reaper and Zarya.
Sebastian Thomas
>All these people with shit luck Meanwhile, everything is alright in my world.
Look at it this way. Statistically there must be someone who has received nothing but Zarya Punk skins: you are not that someone.
Elijah King
>Not 3:35 AM >Falling for the time zone meme
Isaiah Bell
I will always try to protect my doctor.
Jason Mitchell
>mfw i play as mccree on king's row defense after i post this >mfw i get a QUINTUPLE kill with deadeye >mfw POTG >mfw multiple response of "holy shit!" and "that was the best one i've ever seen"