>What is Attorney Online? It's an virtual chatroom/courtroom mix we use to perform improv AA-like trials, Civil Cases, Logic Battles and more! Come join us on our server, Attorney Online Vidya!
>Gameplay footage? Streams typically run in the evening, US time. You can also check out recordings of previous cases via guardlytheguard and lawfuldickish on twitch.
You know half the shitposting in here is because of one person. And most of the shitposts are samefags brought on by one fucking namefag who is such a doublecrossing samefag scum who craves this secret attention brought on by the drama and shit he stirs that he does this shit not only in the thread but in cases and pretends to be names or some other namefag like the barok user or tsu user. He will multiclient the fuck out of a case just so he can get his memery in without the judge shutting his shit down. He'll use a fucking new OOC name so no one blames him but you can tell after a while by the way the fucker talks and cases that its always the same person and that namefag. I'm not gonna namedrop, because that's just what this fucker wants but you ALL KNOW WHO THE FUCK THIS GUY IS AND YOU ALL KNOW THE BULLSHIT HE HAS STIRRED UP AND ACTED OH SO INNOCENT WHILE DOING SO:
-Meming up cases with shitty testimonies -Coming in midcase and saying shit like "I need to use restroom lol" or some stupid shit like that -Multiclienting as half the case just to win and create his lol so ebin case wil go down in history -Literally impersonates mods so he can halt cases for a bit and stirs up pieces of drama -char swaps constantly in rec room to shitpost about his "shitty life", which most of it is probably a fake story for attention, the bitch -shitposts in thread -rigs polls to get his shitty OC in -rigs polls for DR -bitches about shitty 3d rips and claims he can do better but so far he's "Still working on that one char" for like 4 months now. The ass. -Has said multiple times that he is gonna leave AO because we're "Assholes" but keeps coming back and shitposts about how bad the place is and blames lupa -shitposts about lupa constantly -shitposts about mod abuse constantly -Shitposts about circlejerk -brings up emass when it has nothing to do with fucking anything just to bring up old drama -pretends to be lupa constantly
We all know who it is. Fucking namefag scum.
Robert Campbell
>no drama >thread 404's
Blake Watson
>The other thread unironically died at 75 posts
dead
deaaaaaaad
Kekechi pls go
David Garcia
Post captions
Ethan Adams
>75 posts Wew lads, when's the next name fag dilemma so we can keep these stupid things off page 10?
Cooper Hernandez
that case was awful, i'm glad that phoenix no longer plays.
Logan Morgan
Let's talk about good namefags
Juan Scott
Why don't more people play as stenographer?
meh trick
Owen Thomas
me tobehonest fampai
Carter James
>call a name fag good >wow literally who? >>naming yourself There's no winning. Yeah, Trick is a nice robot.
Henry Flores
Fuck off Gato
Samuel Rivera
fuckfaggot
Gabriel Phillips
>good >namefags
pick 1
Blake Smith
Fuck off Gato
Michael Martinez
(You) are a nice namefag
Ethan Price
Lewdton, Machi, Asougi, Rhoda
Benjamin Roberts
Recroom garbage.
Julian Powell
>>>>>recroom
Robert Cook
>"let's talk about good namefags" >mentions 4 characters
Funny how last thread was in mid-namefag drama then, yet still died. I believe that's the joke.
Daniel Clark
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Angel Anderson
Bumping this thread. >new server chat commands have effectively removed half the reason anyone comes to these threads.
Connor Roberts
we must shitpost screencaps more often then, even if they're not funny.
Ryder Gutierrez
Purr
Colton Evans
What game have you got your sight on this steamsale, /aog/?
Aiden Parker
Would anyone be interested in a meta guide on how to be a successful defense player?
It'll be a guide that exploits the game's mechanics to achieve results. Some people might read it and get annoyed though since some tactics there are pretty cheap and double-faced.
Xavier Murphy
>Caring about winning.
Jose Jones
Winning in Attorney Online happens when the trial's progress is pleasing to everyone and, by the end of the trial, everyone feels like the many hours they invested into the game were worth it.
I really hope you all want to win when you play this.
Nolan Powell
>bought CK2 a week ago at $39.99 >currently on sale at 75% off >the game plus every single add-on and DLC included from the past 4 years is on sale for $39.99
John Lee
This is what I'm talking about when I say there's a meta. I'd say go ahead Also a guide for when to play certain music could be nice, sure allegro/moderato is pretty wildly known, but things like presto might need explaining.
Gavin Brooks
Planning on getting both DR games
Ryder Taylor
Prepare for disappointment. They're just a shittier Ace Attorney except with none of the charm Ace Attorney characters and writing have.
John Murphy
Just go and play the Zero Escape series
Chase James
That's good, I thought you meant winning as in when def or pros literally almost kill games just so they win.
Carson Johnson
To be honest DAs who follow my guide will usually always get not guilties because of the way they exploit the system. It is all about social engineering.
Yes, shitty, I know. Maybe if I expose all the meta in a guide, it will change. I can only hope, because I personally don't like the current meta either.
Carter Myers
>not playing all three
Noah Thompson
As long as it's a good show and story for everyone involved, then that's great.
I just cannot stand people that will literally ruin it for everyone to get a "win"
Austin Baker
So how is Lupa gonna get new people to join the game?
Aiden Cruz
When the new client get's released :^)
Alexander Rodriguez
>implying we depend on Lupa to survive He already did much more than he needed to when he created the first AO thread, taught everyone how to play, then assembled a team and taught them how to manage a server.
If everyone reads the guide and learns from how they can be exploited, they can cover up their weaknesses and stop being exploited, so hey.
Kevin Ramirez
This is just a social engineering guide specialized in AO.
Personally I wouldn't use social engineering because it's sort of tryharding, but considering how seriously many others take this game, they will probably try.
Evan Russell
YEAH, WE CAN STOP GETTING FOOLED BY THE WOOLWINE STATE PONYFUCKERS IF WE UPDATE OUR STRATS! THIS YEAR WE'LL FINALLY WIN THE ATTORNEY BOWL! BECAUSE WE'RE IN A COMPETITIVE ELITE SPORT WOOO WOOO VIDYA STATE BOYS REPRESENT
Mason Flores
FIGHTING GREGS OO OO OO
Blake Perez
Shitty cases when?
Adam Lewis
CALM DOWN
Jackson Johnson
No, fuck this. Fuck it entirely. You're saying the defense should be bitches to everybody, and that's not true.
I fucking HATE sweaty lawyer Defense benches, and I especially hate a lack of confidence.
Benjamin Carter
>implying a cocky defense has any chance of winning
Levi Edwards
>Kekechi
Does he even still play? He was like the only dude to use Warden and there hasn't been a Warden player in forever.
Related Note, Can we remove the unused OC?
Grayson Ortiz
>sweaty
William Gonzalez
>He likes muh flawless "I'M SO COCKY AND INVINCIBLE" defense benches
Have you even played AA? Damage emotes exist for a reason. Defense always starts out at a disadvantage and build their case (and their confidence) as time goes on, and near the end they're the ones in control.
If you use your cocky and confident emotes exclusively, it just makes you look like an idiot.
Honestly, starting out weak and eventually going into an unstoppable theory machine is one of the few things Names does well.
Brayden Collins
You misinterpreted the guide. It shows how you can make everyone else your own bitch with small things that can be summed up with "be nice"
Ryan Morris
He cases still like once a week but he stopped going by Kekechi in OOC. Nowadays He charfags around as Callisto Yew and participates in the absolute shit that is the rec room.
As for removing unused OC I'm not really for that. Although OC is not used as often as canon chars, they are still used. The only OC I don't think anyone but lupa uses is Snow
Kayden White
>if you guzzle enough semen you might have the world wrapped around your thumb
Anthony Phillips
>names >unstoppable theory machine
Anyone can say theories, if the verdict winds up being guilty, then they aren't very unstoppable.
Owen Walker
Yep, it's exactly what it says, great reading comprehension.
Jordan Baker
>He charfags around as Callisto Yew and participates in the absolute shit that is the rec room. Guy barely even comes into the recroom outside of when he announces his progress of ripping, and by then he's also in the thread. He hasn't been in recroom for the last 3 weeks.
Thomas Fisher
He charfags as the ron paul girl in the rec room and jerks over his waifu
Names I literally saw you say this in game a few moments ago, stop talking in 3rd person you shit.
Isaiah Diaz
>one person is the only person who can say this.
That's some spicy hot memes there mate.
Isaiah King
Why do you just have these on hand....
Unless
OBJECTION!
You, yourself, are Names!
David Cruz
I'm not Names.
Nicholas Scott
metafags are cancer, this isn't assfaggots.
Justin Morales
"I'm not Names." -Names 2016
Lucas Nelson
>Names is the only one who played those cases.
Do you not realize that plenty of people besides Names enjoy cases with him?
Aiden Brown
>enjoying a case with names hi names
Luke Ramirez
I'm not Names and I still think Names is a good player.
Call me Names if you want. If Names is reading this, he will know I am not him.
Ethan Harris
t. Names.
Carson Flores
I'm Names
Christopher Wilson
The fact that you knew he was names proves that he isn't a good player. A good player doesn't attach an identity to his games, nor does he play so repeatedly that you can identify him without him saying so. Namefags are cancer and so are fags who play the same way every time.
Here's a few more though, the good outweighs the bad.
Dumb Adachiposter.
Jack Jackson
>the good outweighs the bad
we're talking about Names here
Jack Rodriguez
Boy I sure love this shitposting, it truly attracts more people to the game when we talk about dumb shit that doesn't matter.
Tyler Price
>He lets his preconceived notions about a player cloud him from the facts.
Jayden Powell
Names is a shit player, though.
Michael Ward
>preconceived
they exist for a reason, pal.
Josiah Young
Nine documents exist to say otherwise. You can bury your head in the sand all you like, but that won't change the fact that he's not bad.
Juan Wright
To whoever has a pure heart and is reading this, is there any actual way to make the shitposters leave the thread?
It'd be good to have a healthy thread where we have some good discussion about cases and AA.
Hunter Allen
>not bad >has abandoned me and my bench multiple times
yeah i'm gonna dislike a guy for absolutely zero reasons
Brayden King
fuck off names.
Robert Ortiz
That wasn't him, he only plays Young Mia.
Try again.
Samuel Brown
>he only plays young mia >has played maya before >has played white multiple times >has played godot >has played young ema and old ema
have you actually cased with him?
Thomas Cruz
The point is that he has never played older Mia, and thus you cannot accurately say that this screenshot is of Names.
Checkmate, Wright.
Tyler Gray
>"he only plays young mia" >"no" >"W-WELL"
William Lewis
>He hasn't rebutted the claim that he has never played Older Mia >He thinks I was referring to "he only plays young Mia" in the sense that he never plays other characters, rather than he only plays that VERSION of Mia >He's THIS DENSE
Jackson Lopez
only: adverb 1. without others or anything further; alone; solely; exclusively:
>only plays young mia >gets told otherwise >trying to backpedal and move the goalposts
face it, you don't know what you're talking about, and have nothing to add to the conversation because you're ignorant on the matter.
Tyler Moore
Not the person you are discussing with but you can't play both Mia and Younger Mia at the same time unless you iniswap.