>get in game >playing defense >meh setup: 1 mercy, 1 roadhog, 1 pharah, 1 junkrat, 1 zarya >do you want me to go lucio for double healer or do you just want me to go damage? >"just go whatever you want" >ok >goes soldier 76 for having a midrange damagedealer
>game starts >enemy team is running double winston >change to pharah pretty quickly because got no chance as soldier obviously >retard 1: why two pharahs noob >"pharah is good against winston" >retard 1: report user >retard 1: report user >retard 1: report user
>we're losing because team is shit >retard 2 (mercy): FUCKING NOOBS YOU GOTTA STAND ON THE OBJECTIVE SO IT DOESNT MOVE >"we can't, we get killed if we get close" >retard 2: NOT IF THE ENTIRE TEAM GOES IN AT THE SAME TIME >retard 1: report user >retard 1: report user
Isaiah Baker
If you only solo queue I'd wait a while before trying ranked
Julian Turner
>yfw >first competitive game >Hanzo/D.va/Zenyatta on Lijiang tower
Liam Clark
fuk off blogger
Wyatt Clark
WHO HERE
William Barnes
best girl alert
Asher Lopez
>tfw you love Pharah
Ayden Taylor
Who designed this stupid ass ranked system So we lose the first round. Then the enemy team attacking only has to take the first point to win the entire game? What the fuck it wasn't even sudden death Why wouldn't they have to take point B?
Wyatt Ward
EU still isn't fixed. It ain't patching.
Andrew Brown
Should I main Hanzo in ranked? He is useful on every team comp right?
Bentley Reed
how can I get the max fps on this game? I've turned everything to low but still only get about 120-140. I'm so used to a constant 200 on Quake.
Daniel Carter
>fav drink >milk
more like semen
Christian Collins
subscribed!
Julian Sullivan
So guys, did you win or lose your first placement match?
Won here.
Noah Roberts
>fav season summer
Discarded.
Sebastian Bailey
Weekly brawl is so fucking boring
Henry Garcia
Ranked is full of retards already.
Blake Walker
Post overbuffs!
Camden Sanders
nice blog
Luis Ward
The problem is youre such a mongoloid that your opinion literally carries no weight. In fact, your lack of experience and input significance is such that it actually detracts from any meaningful conversation. Your opinion is akin to a black hole of dumbassery that envelops and destroys absolutely anything of significance that comes near it by sheer virtue of its existence. Your participation in any thread genuinely lowers the quality of said thread and reduces the quality for all posters. So please kindly fuck off and let people that matter have some discourse here. Veeky Forums doesn't need more shit posters than it already has.
Oliver Baker
REMINDER TO THROW YOUR PLACEMENT MATCHES FOR QUICK GOLDEN WEAPONS
Logan Brooks
works for me but i'm in the UK
Justin Cox
>Her hobby is drinking "milk"
Thomas Baker
0-2 so far
one of them went to sudden death but the 2nd was a fucking 3-0 stomp on nepal
What are these God tier choice of Waifu though Perfect wife and mother material
Kayden Hughes
They all just gave up 10 seconds into us getting the point
John Gutierrez
Im already playing on EU lol.
Kayden Bell
>0-2 >it's ogre >we somehow manage to flip the table >3-2 >MVP >now I have this white thing on my portrait
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
Brody Bailey
The problem is youre such a mongoloid that your opinion literally carries no weight. In fact, your lack of experience and input significance is such that it actually detracts from any meaningful conversation. Your opinion is akin to a black hole of dumbassery that envelops and destroys absolutely anything of significance that comes near it by sheer virtue of its existence. Your participation in any thread genuinely lowers the quality of said thread and reduces the quality for all posters. So please kindly fuck off and let people that matter have some discourse here. Veeky Forums doesn't need more shit posters than it already has.
Juan Martin
Why would you give the wrong height when that's one of the things that's official?
Aiden Bennett
They asked me a question you fucking niggers
anyways, ranked is going to be more cancer than LoL
Alexander Thompson
>83% 10 seconds in you dont say
Anthony Reed
what's her official height? I'll have to fix it, then
Christian Ross
>playing ranked under prestige Its another game really.
Alexander Lee
>Implying this isn't the best time to go into solo queue >All your fucks have been sent on vacation >You're hauling hundreds of buckets to collect all the tears
user its like you don't know how to have fun with SUPERSRS MLG kiddos.
James Cooper
poor guy
Brayden Perez
>join game >enemy team has level 8 >literally everyone else is 60+ >call this shit out because it's fucking stupid >"i bet he's so much better than you user" >"god user you're so fucking garbage" >end up winning
Am I the only one who hates that people so far fucking below get put with people so high up? Fuckin stupid man
Mason Evans
Does leaving give you a loss? What if you just close the client or pull your ethernet?
Gavin Bennett
That's when they started to leave. First it was two guys that joined together then their reaper.
That Lucio was the only guy that stuck until the the last 10% of the match before he left too.
David Miller
5'7"
Nathaniel Cook
>same month as me >one inch shorter than me so i don't have to bend down to kiss her on the cheek >also likes to drink
i love Mercy so much.
Cooper Carter
What font is that and where can I get it?
Leo White
I'M ALREADY 0/2 FUCK THIS SHITTY MODE.
Jaxson Richardson
It's literally impossible for a level8 to play ranked. Right now ranked doesn't display stars. He was level108 or 208 or maybe even 308.
Josiah Gomez
>4 golds in first comp match > i'm literally the only one who knows you can stand on the payload to stop it from moving
Kayden Bailey
I wonder if this means near-empty comp games will give me more opportunities to boost achievements with pubs.
Brody Green
Are you going to care about Comp?
Benjamin Lee
it's an italicized version of big noodle titling. the official use in-game is at a more extreme angle, though
Levi Foster
WHO /2-0/ HERE ? 4 GOLD MEDALS I WAS RIGHT IM THE ONLY CONSTANT
Jacob Diaz
>griefing because you can't git gud
It's just a game right?
Evan Cox
That was in a different thread, it doens't carry over faggot.
Owen Bailey
solo queue makes me want to kill myself
Jose Cox
>Get shit on by a really good team a few nights ago >Look him up on overbuff s-s-so how about that forced 50% guys?
David Lewis
lookit this loser
Carter Watson
can you still choose the prefer player option or was that removed with avoid?
and if so how do I do it?
Jose Turner
>"genji is shit on defense" >go genji anyways >end up carrying my shit team >go genji on offense >we stomp >people still fall for the "character is bad on defense/offense" meme
Isaac Sanchez
PS4 when
Anthony Lopez
>tfw you'll never group with soe
Caleb Nelson
>competitive mode isn't 5v5 >your placement matches will be ruined by widow pickers on KOTH and attack >solo queue will never be fun or viable
Lincoln Russell
>Symmetra is boring >but she's one of the best heroes in the game
fuckkkkk
Jace Myers
>Winning the first round of a KOTH match post update >"IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU JUST WON THE ROUND, WE ADDED A BIG FUCKING SCREEN THAT SAYS YOU OWN THE ROUND!"
Isaiah Martin
>Playing ranked >When maps are basically forced and you can't leave or else you will get penalized
L O L im not playing with such unbalanced maps
Angel Barnes
>get in comp >disconnect before it starts because ddoZ >1/10 matches played WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Jason Campbell
I hate people that think the tags mean anything.
Jeremiah Baker
Not hard to do good with.
Bentley Long
>a teammate has left >you can leave this match without penalty >it still counts as a placement match
Eli Edwards
because you failed to take A and they succeeded
which makes them better than you
welcome to comp
Luis Cook
Except I wasn't playing ranked. This was about a week ago
Nathan Adams
>KOTH is a thing in comp >to make it worse it's best of 5 in comp
Ian Nguyen
fixed
Lucas Young
>everyone playing ranked >mfw I'm only level 20
Alexander Howard
Now everybody is a Zarya main.
Like fucking hell man, I feel stolen of my waifu.
Hunter White
>126 lbs at 37
Dylan Thomas
>finish a 5 round KotH >All that XP >1 comp point
I'll never buy that golden hammer, am I?
Nolan Turner
Widow is arguably better on attack.
Enjoy being a shitter.
Grayson Robinson
Where can you see this?
Joseph Evans
>level 28 on my team picks hanzo I hate this fucking game so much. Ranked needs to start at level 100, or at least 50
Connor Flores
>symmetrical game modes are bad for competitive
Kevin Martin
sure is hard to leave games before you can lose.
Sebastian Reyes
>First ranked game on volskaya industries
HAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU BLIZZARD YOU CUNTS.
I got 4 golds as mccree and we still lost.
Brayden Johnson
o pik hanzo every round fuk u
Michael Reed
lmao
Luke Lee
Yes, that's what "without penalty, but with a loss" means. It'd be retarded if someone could leave a losing game so their five teammates could dodge it. The harsh leaver penalties should take care of the issue pretty quickly.
Blake Bell
That counts as a loss, and he's part of the top oceanic overwatch team.
His whole team is nuts.
Anthony Ortiz
First comp placement match is 2 hanzos, and one of them rage quits a few minutes in.
Wow this is off to a great start
Michael Cox
>get level 25 yesterday >join competitive right away >pick mercy and only use med pistol and heal no one >everyone on their mics are losing their shit >get absolutely slaughtered >ggwp ;) 10/10 update
Landon Taylor
No. Quick Play already has salty as fuck players I can't imagine how mad the MLG ESL "skilled" ooga players will get when their team loses and they start blaming me since I'm not a pro at FPS games/didn't follow their genius strategy.
Michael Kelly
Oddly satisfying to uncover each of those spoilers one by one
Elijah Gonzalez
It's 300 fucking points.
Assuming a 50% winrate, that's 600 games of BO5s.
You're playing 1800-3000 rounds for one cosmetic.
I'm crying because of my OCD need to have everything unlocked.