/owg/ - Overwatch General

>up 4 ranks tonight
finally some luck with the retard lottery, Jesus Christ
didn't have a single leaver in 6 matches

Fuck you Mei you ckink popsicle humping retard. Shove your wall up your gaping ass cavity and never take it back because you are shit with them!
Fuck you Pharah, fuck you with a brick. Justice..ughh. Justice rein...ughhhh. You don't have to fucking telegraph your q by hovering in front of widowmaker for five seconds.
Fuck you Rheinheardt you senile son of a bitch. Your shield should be used at least sometimes, as smacking people with a hammer for two whole seconds before dying from the turrets may not be the best application of your skills.
Fuck you Mercy you slutty piece of floating shit. If you want to put your pistol to good use so much - put it in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Fuck you Hanzo, you anime loving cocksucker. Spamming left click all match instead of drawing your bow is a very poor attempt at cosplaying junkrat
>52% of team's damage. I tried to be a soldier now. Fuck me too.
Sorry for the blogpost, had to vent after the most retarded match of my life.

35/35 for long range heroes
50/50 for close/medium range
75/50 for reinhardt, symmetra, winston, and tracer

>yesterday
>8 game lose streak
>retards, retards everywhere
>fuck it's lets try """""competitive"""""
>exactly the fucking same, except your cannot just leave, and added dumb slav slaving on the voice chat

Any girl would be OK.

>dropped from 68 to 63 in one day
JUST

Do people actually struggle vs Mei? She is never picked at all in my matches so I don't get the hate

SUMMER SKINS WHEN?
>Tracer
Orange/yellow bikini with side-tie bottoms
>Pharah
Black bikini with sports bra and boyshorts
>Mercy
V-cut white one-piece
>Widowmaker
Skimpy violet bikini with halter top
>D.Va
Classic blue/pink bikini
>Mei
Some bikini that embarrasses her because it can't fully contain her thiccness
>Zarya
SPETSNAZ wetsuit

>lose first point on hollywood due to mercy pocketing our shit fucking pharah
>call pharah shit and say how unlucky it is for mercy to pocket her of all people
>she pockets me as mccree and we fucking shitstomp them on the 2nd point
>mercy does a "user why'd you go to the enemy team :(" on the next map

healsluts stop your catfishing its 2016

>2 instapick Genji
>"please let me play him"
>lose

>YA LO LEE
>Reinhardt with 3 gold medals
>team does jack shit including rank 58 Pharah that does nothing of use
>payload is 2 meters away from checkpoint because no one is capable of pushing
>sides switch
>enemy team steamrolls ours and wins
>still 3 golds by the end of the match

>Hollywood attack
>hanzo
>other guy picks WM
>neither switch before the match starts
>leave

How's that competitive going, anons?