/pgg/ - Pokemon Go General

shitposting edition

>official FAQ
support.pokemon.niantic.com/hc/en-us

>Is the server down?
ispokemon.online/

>general database
pokemongo.gamepress.gg/

>Is it worth evolving X?
pogotoolkit.com/

>Some questions answered
pastebin.com/spEFYmPw
Fresh with updates!

>Pokemon strengths and earning xp
thesilphroad.com/research

>IV Calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wbtIc33K45iU1ScUnkB0PlslJ-eLaJlSZY47sPME2Uk/copy

>Pokemon moves DPS
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vj1nsbsIE7FVPFWE-ZRFNgoszfgfDJ1MiT81d8XbPug/htmlview?sle=true#

>Information on spoofing
pastebin.com/KCVr1HjB

>Scanner set up guide
pastebin.com/QX93SCMV

>Scan request Discord channel
discord.gg/GfREGwz

>underage babby scanner app (still buggy)
github.com/mchristopher/PokemonGo-DesktopMap/releases

Other urls found in this thread:

mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go
cnet.com/news/this-man-wants-pokemon-go-players-to-get-off-his-lawn/
ispokemon.online/
ispokemon.online/https://ispokemon.online/https://ispokemon.online/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

holy shit I can log in for the first time in 5 hours

I'm that flight that you get on, international
First class seat on my lap girl, riding comfortable
'Cause I know what the girl them need,
New York to Haiti
I got lipstick stamps on my passport,
You make it hard to leave
Been around the world, don't speak their language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
When you will talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Get jazzy on it
You know the words to my songs
No habla inglés
Our conversations ain't long
But you know what is

1st for spoofing

First

First for drama.

Where can i find info on this game?

Xth for Instinct

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CONNECT FOR LIKE 4 HOURS

While we wait, lets all have hot gay sex

>Still posting the worst servers status link

ONE FUCKING JOB RETARDS, CHANGE THIS FOR THE NEXT TIME

mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go

Spoofers BTFO

Instinct or extinct

How far and what distance is a safe spoofing distance? My capital has no lures when it gets late at night and my sleep schedule is messed up so i'll be up all night and wanna camp lures

>this is what walkers have to deal with

>gay sex
>with anyone here

I get lowering ur stands for a bigger pool but this is just too much.

>People are dumb enough to think they'll slaughter a cash cow like this game.

>Instinct being the majority

Mystic or Autistic

>yfw Niantic killed Pokemon Go in under a week

How far in what time limit* like I know I can't just teleport 30 miles in a minute without getting softbanned but what if I wanted to travel, say, 100 miles to the next capital city?

As long as I'm on top I'll stay.

Captcha servers down too btw.

2rd for walking around in a spoofed unknown city,

>my life is better than your life and you are stupid for doing something that I don't

That sign should be a banner here

any distance is a "good" distance but you have to be mindful of the timeframe
example: I want to go to new york,central park but I live in Oregon
SO you wait about 2 hours and DONT PLAY THE GAME
then spoof and you're golden
then wait another 2 hours NOT PLAYING THE GAME
and you're back home.

This smacks of some bitchy fat woman.

>tfw spoofing on the yard

...

Mystic is autistic.


Anybody else on the east coast still not able to login even though the servers are up?

Anyone met any girls so far? I met one who was really pretty.

yurop up

...

GUYS THE GAME IS _UP_

Valor or....squalor?

they're back down, fampai

New york doesn't interest me since i'm in Ireland and would take 8 hours of not playing to account for a plane journey, i'm thinking of trying out dublin since belfast is barren at night time but I dunno what timeframe would be good, I just know that it takes like 2 hours to drive there, should I go by that to be safe?

literally from reddit
like STRAIGHT FROM THE FRONT PAGE
REDDIT CONFIRMED Veeky Forums USERBASE
Veeky Forums BTFO

Thanks family, don't know what I expected

Permaban for spoofers soon?

everyone get the update

all it says is text fixes

That sign isn't gonna last more than a week without being defaced.

It was actually a guy.

cnet.com/news/this-man-wants-pokemon-go-players-to-get-off-his-lawn/

hahahahaha

they can't even bother to make the game work correctly

yep, 2 or an hour and a half at least, 2 for the test run then if you want to be risky 1 and a half that's what I did

nvm, i can log back in

west coast btw

wtf i hate spoofers now

reddit is for funposting
Veeky Forums is for shitposting
see /v/ and /tv/

Alright thanks, i'll give it another hour just to be safe even though i'm sure I haven't played in an hour and a half as it is, but I forget what time I stopped playing

servers are up for me now

Fuck this game. I'm just going to spoof everywhere until I get banned.

guys theres a lapras in my room!

Just let me on, thanks for the update. Then I realized my phone wasn't charging

If you're smart about it, you'll never get banned.

I am in the game but can't see pokestops and shit
fucking niantic REEEEEEEEEEEEE

i don't have a computer, just a rooted note 4, how do i spoof?

It's REALLY hard to get banned with spoofing.

You'll get softbanned aka an unintentional glitch where pokestops aren't usable and pokemon flee after the first ball is thrown, but that only lasts for like 30 minutes before it goes away.

>Mfw 3 steps glitch still not fixed

Hang yourself.

There are a million guides. Look them up.

download lucky patcher
download fake gps
install fakegps as system app

you need to buy fakegps though

These normie cucks shitting up my servers. Prior to the actual release I enjoyed my evening still around the local pond.. now I can even log in past 8pm, they stabilise around 1am again.. fuckin 9-5, family supporting ass wipes need to fuck off and get another pastime.. I bet they don't even own a Pokemon game!

>he bought fakegps
HAHAHHAAHHAH FAGGOT THANKS FOR THE SHEKELS

No you don't you can just get a fake gps apk

Servers are still down for me

So I had a suspicion and I decided to go test it, and yep, seems like Vaporeon was nerfed by this patch. "Text fixes" my ass.

Time to go take back some of these vape shitter gyms at least.

If you go to the tutorial video on youtube and scroll down in the comments, someone put the fakegps in a dropbox you can download for free without paying

Nice meme

Explain how you tested it.

I STILL CAN'T FUCKING LOG IN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fuck

just in battle with a golem and it froze during catpure

Went to a gym and used my Vaporeon and it attacks slower now.

Nice proof

I did it guys. I won. I was able to break away.

I uninstalled it from my phone. The horror is over.

>go to zoo
>place is full of stops and xm clusters
>servers shit themselves all day
yep, sure am becoming a master

Now uninstall it from your pc

>walkers

LMAO

I someday wish I could join you.

>went to a gym
>actually logged in
>servers are down everywhere
Ah so we moved from shitposting to the "I'm going to make up some random lie i know I can get (You)'s from"
here anoher (you)

9/10 times freezeball
Anyone else?

>Memeporeon nerfed into the fucking ground

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

no

If i was spoofing in Central Park, then waited 5 hours before relocating to LA would that be an adequate amount of time to avoid softban?

>have a friend who is convinced, absolutely convinced, that the curveballs-at-higher-difficulties
thing is a glitch tied directly to server stability
>despite the mountains of evidence to the contrary
>despite the code that literally causes curveballs to happen no matter the ball trajectory at higher levels
>literally can do nothing to change her mind
>whenever servers are wonky, uses anecdotal evidence to 'confirm' it's a bug tied to server performance

Good god I'm autistic for getting so upset about this.

where can i download fake gps pro senpai

samefag

It's up for a lot of people user.

>Go out for 4 hours
>Incented at all times
>Get basically shit
Well this is starting to suck

it's not even about that.
relocate to LA instantly, log in, then wait 30 minutes.

softbans aren't as complex as you think, they're not automated by some logical computer where X amount of minutes to travel Y amount of miles = ban or no ban

it's just a stupid side-glitch that happens when you're in a new area.

I will be waiting for you my friend. There will be grief counseling and Digimon shaped cookies.

>5 hours
christ just wait the standard 2 and you should be fine
from google

Hey are the servers down? I can't seem to log in. Is it just me?

what area in EU is the best to spoof to get Mr. Mime?

servers r down

Im just paranoid about being listed for a future banwave i guess, thanks user

yes, or lightly overloaded at least
ispokemon.online/

ispokemon.online/https://ispokemon.online/https://ispokemon.online/

Who is this qt smug anime girl

i dont know if these websites are safe family

@149093457
No (You) for you until you actually try harder
1/10 see me after 404

Its right in the middle of peak time so you'll probably have to wait a while.