holy shit I can log in for the first time in 5 hours
Jose White
I'm that flight that you get on, international First class seat on my lap girl, riding comfortable 'Cause I know what the girl them need, New York to Haiti I got lipstick stamps on my passport, You make it hard to leave Been around the world, don't speak their language But your booty don't need explaining All I really need to understand is When you will talk dirty to me Talk dirty to me Talk dirty to me Talk dirty to me Get jazzy on it You know the words to my songs No habla inglés Our conversations ain't long But you know what is
Mason Martin
1st for spoofing
Carson Morris
First
Joseph Green
First for drama.
Asher Stewart
Where can i find info on this game?
Wyatt Lopez
Xth for Instinct
Oliver Gonzalez
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CONNECT FOR LIKE 4 HOURS
Jaxson Garcia
While we wait, lets all have hot gay sex
Jack Gomez
>Still posting the worst servers status link
ONE FUCKING JOB RETARDS, CHANGE THIS FOR THE NEXT TIME
How far and what distance is a safe spoofing distance? My capital has no lures when it gets late at night and my sleep schedule is messed up so i'll be up all night and wanna camp lures
Benjamin Torres
>this is what walkers have to deal with
Jason Cook
>gay sex >with anyone here
I get lowering ur stands for a bigger pool but this is just too much.
Oliver Howard
>People are dumb enough to think they'll slaughter a cash cow like this game.
Cameron Wilson
>Instinct being the majority
Ryder Richardson
Mystic or Autistic
Adrian Morgan
>yfw Niantic killed Pokemon Go in under a week
Brandon Stewart
How far in what time limit* like I know I can't just teleport 30 miles in a minute without getting softbanned but what if I wanted to travel, say, 100 miles to the next capital city?
Levi Smith
As long as I'm on top I'll stay.
Captcha servers down too btw.
Andrew Hernandez
2rd for walking around in a spoofed unknown city,
Bentley White
>my life is better than your life and you are stupid for doing something that I don't
That sign should be a banner here
Isaac Barnes
any distance is a "good" distance but you have to be mindful of the timeframe example: I want to go to new york,central park but I live in Oregon SO you wait about 2 hours and DONT PLAY THE GAME then spoof and you're golden then wait another 2 hours NOT PLAYING THE GAME and you're back home.
Brody Jackson
This smacks of some bitchy fat woman.
Blake Young
>tfw spoofing on the yard
Gavin Nelson
...
Cooper Garcia
Mystic is autistic.
Anybody else on the east coast still not able to login even though the servers are up?
Connor Allen
Anyone met any girls so far? I met one who was really pretty.
Xavier Clark
yurop up
Anthony King
...
Grayson Collins
GUYS THE GAME IS _UP_
Nicholas Myers
Valor or....squalor?
Jeremiah Nelson
they're back down, fampai
Chase Campbell
New york doesn't interest me since i'm in Ireland and would take 8 hours of not playing to account for a plane journey, i'm thinking of trying out dublin since belfast is barren at night time but I dunno what timeframe would be good, I just know that it takes like 2 hours to drive there, should I go by that to be safe?
Benjamin Wright
literally from reddit like STRAIGHT FROM THE FRONT PAGE REDDIT CONFIRMED Veeky Forums USERBASE Veeky Forums BTFO
Nicholas Ortiz
Thanks family, don't know what I expected
Alexander Diaz
Permaban for spoofers soon?
Henry Garcia
everyone get the update
all it says is text fixes
Samuel Butler
That sign isn't gonna last more than a week without being defaced.
they can't even bother to make the game work correctly
Christian Thompson
yep, 2 or an hour and a half at least, 2 for the test run then if you want to be risky 1 and a half that's what I did
Jaxon White
nvm, i can log back in
west coast btw
Alexander Price
wtf i hate spoofers now
Aaron Campbell
reddit is for funposting Veeky Forums is for shitposting see /v/ and /tv/
Cooper Rivera
Alright thanks, i'll give it another hour just to be safe even though i'm sure I haven't played in an hour and a half as it is, but I forget what time I stopped playing
Jeremiah Reed
servers are up for me now
Kevin Wright
Fuck this game. I'm just going to spoof everywhere until I get banned.
Oliver Lopez
guys theres a lapras in my room!
Colton Sullivan
Just let me on, thanks for the update. Then I realized my phone wasn't charging
Caleb Gray
If you're smart about it, you'll never get banned.
Austin Cruz
I am in the game but can't see pokestops and shit fucking niantic REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brody Johnson
i don't have a computer, just a rooted note 4, how do i spoof?
Brandon Hill
It's REALLY hard to get banned with spoofing.
You'll get softbanned aka an unintentional glitch where pokestops aren't usable and pokemon flee after the first ball is thrown, but that only lasts for like 30 minutes before it goes away.
Ethan Johnson
>Mfw 3 steps glitch still not fixed
Grayson Richardson
Hang yourself.
There are a million guides. Look them up.
Christian Ortiz
download lucky patcher download fake gps install fakegps as system app
you need to buy fakegps though
Parker Martin
These normie cucks shitting up my servers. Prior to the actual release I enjoyed my evening still around the local pond.. now I can even log in past 8pm, they stabilise around 1am again.. fuckin 9-5, family supporting ass wipes need to fuck off and get another pastime.. I bet they don't even own a Pokemon game!
Charles Lopez
>he bought fakegps HAHAHHAAHHAH FAGGOT THANKS FOR THE SHEKELS
Matthew Reed
No you don't you can just get a fake gps apk
Mason Williams
Servers are still down for me
Sebastian Harris
So I had a suspicion and I decided to go test it, and yep, seems like Vaporeon was nerfed by this patch. "Text fixes" my ass.
Time to go take back some of these vape shitter gyms at least.
Cameron Morgan
If you go to the tutorial video on youtube and scroll down in the comments, someone put the fakegps in a dropbox you can download for free without paying
Jordan Lewis
Nice meme
Sebastian Powell
Explain how you tested it.
Matthew Phillips
I STILL CAN'T FUCKING LOG IN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Landon Baker
fuck
just in battle with a golem and it froze during catpure
Cooper Morales
Went to a gym and used my Vaporeon and it attacks slower now.
Ian Collins
Nice proof
Asher Richardson
I did it guys. I won. I was able to break away.
I uninstalled it from my phone. The horror is over.
Benjamin Taylor
>go to zoo >place is full of stops and xm clusters >servers shit themselves all day yep, sure am becoming a master
Ayden Morris
Now uninstall it from your pc
Charles Long
>walkers
LMAO
Anthony Garcia
I someday wish I could join you.
Adrian Anderson
>went to a gym >actually logged in >servers are down everywhere Ah so we moved from shitposting to the "I'm going to make up some random lie i know I can get (You)'s from" here anoher (you)
Chase Wilson
9/10 times freezeball Anyone else?
Angel Cooper
>Memeporeon nerfed into the fucking ground
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jonathan Kelly
no
Hunter Taylor
If i was spoofing in Central Park, then waited 5 hours before relocating to LA would that be an adequate amount of time to avoid softban?
Benjamin Gonzalez
>have a friend who is convinced, absolutely convinced, that the curveballs-at-higher-difficulties thing is a glitch tied directly to server stability >despite the mountains of evidence to the contrary >despite the code that literally causes curveballs to happen no matter the ball trajectory at higher levels >literally can do nothing to change her mind >whenever servers are wonky, uses anecdotal evidence to 'confirm' it's a bug tied to server performance
Good god I'm autistic for getting so upset about this.
Christopher Flores
where can i download fake gps pro senpai
Alexander Johnson
samefag
Christian Reyes
It's up for a lot of people user.
Justin Russell
>Go out for 4 hours >Incented at all times >Get basically shit Well this is starting to suck
Lucas Myers
it's not even about that. relocate to LA instantly, log in, then wait 30 minutes.
softbans aren't as complex as you think, they're not automated by some logical computer where X amount of minutes to travel Y amount of miles = ban or no ban
it's just a stupid side-glitch that happens when you're in a new area.
Jaxon Smith
I will be waiting for you my friend. There will be grief counseling and Digimon shaped cookies.
Nicholas Hill
>5 hours christ just wait the standard 2 and you should be fine from google
Levi Robinson
Hey are the servers down? I can't seem to log in. Is it just me?
Joseph Williams
what area in EU is the best to spoof to get Mr. Mime?
Evan Sullivan
servers r down
Dominic Thompson
Im just paranoid about being listed for a future banwave i guess, thanks user