I suck at green-text.
I was driving home from work, about 1230 AM (just after midnight for you retards). Less than a mile from the house I saw a deer, maybe the fifth or sixth of that night. I live in rural Iowa, so our deer are big motherfuckers. Anyway, driving along and I spot this deer. It's in the ditch on the left side of the road. As I approach it I slow down and pay close attention in case it bolts out. My bumper was about even with the deer when I shifted my attention back to the road so I could make my turn and go home. As soon as I looked forward I saw a deer flying out of the darkness. Impacted the driver side. Damaged my front DS fender, DS door, broke the DS mirror, DS window, DS rear quarter panel, and my windshield. To add insult to injury, it left a streak of shit on my rear quarter panel and on top of that when it broke the mirror, it caused the mirror to fly through my DS window and hit me in the face.
Insurance company told me it was probably a loss and that they could keep it for 2700 or I could keep it for 2600. Had my mechanic check it and there is nothing wrong mechanically with my car, just a lot of expensive body damage. So fuck it, I kept the car and I'm using the money to start fixing it. Already have the windshield replaced and a new DS door w/ glass. Just need a sunny day that I'm not busy to install the new door. Haven't decided if I want to get a new fender or just leave it/remove dents myself. Already wrote off the rear quarter panel. I'm not paying 2k for that shit.