A shitposter. He and DerrickMint made Blater cry, after that Blater decided to change his life.
Charles Thompson
Just be happy J* give us actual slicks instead of reusing the sports or default super tread
Parker Miller
>play as CEO on a 3-man lobby >second guy is a friend of mine >third one is a pubber >invite him nicely to join organization to earn some RP and dosh >he ignores it >starts aiming at us with his missile >completely misses >decide to slap this cunt until he leaves >he finally tries to smash us with an armored kuruma >blow it up >he quits
and we tried to be gentle, what a cunt
Caleb Williams
Post 'em
Jaxon Torres
Reminds me of a lobby I had. Another CEO, he doesn't do crate runs, he tries to kill me constantly.
>cuck him while he tries to bomb my shit >cuck leaves
Cucked.
Jason Thomas
How did he make him cry?
Elijah Brown
>Nobody ever wants to play racing with ghosting since they can't win without ramming into other people
Angel Reyes
We need more Bully content in our GTAO!
Jordan Butler
>non-contact >racing Pick one
Elijah Rodriguez
>Bully shit >no Manhunt 3 >ever
Angel Bennett
Give me couple of days to finish this and build a city in it
Parker Diaz
Try driving one straight with stock wheels and carbon spoiler and you'll see
Just slap any smug shades on and get some hate from everyone
Mason Perez
>low level shitter thinks I'm a modder cause of my rank and K/D >spamming me for money >invite him to do jobs that paid a lot more than I ever could grinding contact missions at his level >NO DROP ME MONEY PLS >he already had the helo/plane/boat/car filled in in his contact info >rank 35
fucking hell pubs
Justin Anderson
In his defense gotta say in actual races people get disqualified for pitting other people out of the race.
Kevin White
With just a picture of a hand and shitposting about NEETs.
Wyatt Morris
What the fuck is the point of sitting on a street for 20 minutes waiting for someone to come by to blow them up. Not doing anything else but waiting
Sebastian Mitchell
What the fuck is the point of sitting on a rooftop for 20 minutes waiting for someone to come by to blow them up. Not doing anything else but waiting
Lucas Martin
the main landmass and at least one island should be larger to not follow the gta one city and the rest empty meme
>a game where cars can't drive across the entire map without needing a cargo plane/ ferry to transport across all of my yes
Jaxon Anderson
is it fast
Jonathan White
And the solution to that isn't to remove the most fundamental aspects of racing: defending lines and trying to overtake your opponents. The solution is to just race with people who actually do so cleanly.
Dylan Howard
Imagine that mindset. You have to be a pathetic fuck.
Julian Lopez
>wants actual racing gran turismo and driveclub are over that way >>>>>>
Nolan Wright
Very
It's about the virtue of patience, achievable through fortitude and inner peace
I agree, but I understand it's frustrating for some people to getting smashed out of the track every single race. I don't complain about it because sometimes I do that too
Sebastian Anderson
...
Jacob Gonzalez
to make a cool webm
Daniel Powell
Reminder that we did it
Robert Jones
>we
Gabriel Miller
I'm willing to share my victory with you loveable faggots
Leo Wright
Can we has this next pliz? ^^
Ethan Gonzalez
If you want to meme, you gotta meme properly.
Tyler Cooper
>tfw can't go to a free-roam carmeet without shitters fucking it up first one guy dropped a grenade so i pistolwhipped him, second one we got half the lobby then some chucklefuck decided to do a merryweather airstrike. So I killed him til he left.
Robert Adams
Just got the game
I can't seem to get into the first job that the car dealer dude told me to do.
That's supposed to be like, the mandatory introductory one right? Like the race Lamar brought you too?
Can I go on without it?
Julian Hall
oh well, I still had fun
Nathan Garcia
Go around to the back.
William Powell
Is that a spoiler or a sail?
Jose Martinez
>kill thieves >can't load crates back into the truck >100 yards away
very nice idea
Lucas Cruz
Pikes Peak Hillclimb starts at ~9400ft above sea level (68% Atmospheric pressure compared to sea level) and finishes at ~14,100ft above sea level (56%)
The aerodynamics are exaggerated for a very real purpose. Function > form
Ayden White
speaking of function > form, there are few places to even rally well in GTA. I think we have enough.
Isaiah Gray
>>a game where cars can't drive across the entire map without needing a cargo plane/ ferry to transport across Sorry but it needs to be done if I want to have city in this map
Jack Smith
I agree. We'll never have fun low-traction racing of any form as long as we have the stupidly obstructive traction control anyway.
Jayden Butler
so how big is that supposed to be
Thomas Clark
those lights are 3 way highways that are seen here
Elijah Cruz
Reminder that the next gta won't have good forest/nature areas
Matthew Cooper
Making over half of the map "nature" was a mistake to begin with if all they were going to do is half ass it.
Liam Ross
Can we all agree that what this game needs more than anything is some form of new map area?
Jason Anderson
The map was majorly underwhelming, probably the most disappointing thing about GTAV. The people thought "bigger is better" when R* North's whole philosophy was the complete opposite, fill the map with as much detail as possible, even minor ones. We'll just have to wait until GTA VIce City and hope they don't repeat past mistakes.
Ian Butler
>thinking J* devs even know how to make a map anymore After seeing the state of the GTAV one I don't want to imagine how bad a new one would be now that they're even lazier.
Jack Adams
I dont think you understand. All the work goes into making the cities. Blaine county probably took very little dev time. So why not have it? Its a fun playground for all the vehicles they give us. They can easily slap miles of space to let us stretch our legs.
We're going to get a dune next week and wont have any grand desserts to race it in because focus testers think exactly like you. Focus testers are people who dont play videogames, and they get to go play these hit videogames. Then they say it feels empty so the dev adds meaningless bullshit and make the map smaller (and those comments never stop until you get to calladuty corridor shooter press F to win go here not there).
Ian Fisher
Should I buy the buzzard for crate farming?
Will it despawn once I land at my warehouse?
Nathan Edwards
I use a Savage for my farming and it doesn't despawn when I land it near and go into my warehouses, so I can't imagine the Buzzard will be any different.
Caleb Bell
Buy what you want first but eventually buy the buzzard, or hell even the volatus if youre a special snowflake. Spawning a heli instantly wherever you want is just fantastic almost menu level stuff. Keep in mind grinding with the heli is more efficient but much more boring since its just straight line flying. It will make you want to kill yourself.
No it doesnt despawn. It also fixes itself when you land at your office.
Ayden Nguyen
It won't. Yes you should buy it because you could just spawn it anywhere as an CEO anyway. I'd very rarely had it despawn as I landed on the office, but I had that happen with other helicopters as well. Also, the Pegasus Buzzard and CEO Buzzard are two different vehicles, you can have both out at the same time.
Bentley Diaz
Cool, thanks.
Xavier Reed
I recommend using the slow clap emote when you win on top of smug shades.
Really brings it all together.
t.shitter who keeps getting kicked by pubbies for winning their custom hug box races.
Kayden Carter
Can some german translate this for me? I'm curious
Thomas Thomas
STAT WAGON YOU SAY
Parker Thompson
Why people keep picking the Lynx in stunt races? Is it supposed to be faster than the Rallye and the Omni?
Noah Myers
You're a fucking idiot, you know that, right?
Mason Butler
>jimmy whisper you stupid piece of shit I bet you always get beaten up irl something like that
Jaxson Stewart
It is just like when the russians says Cyкa Блять.
Lincoln Evans
Because it's the new flavor of the week.
Ryder Roberts
Probably because it's new only. It's faster in a straight line, but even then there are better cars available. Around a track it's worse.
Brody Mitchell
...
Levi Hernandez
they probably want to try it out rather than shell out 1.7 million
plus better top speed I think.
Jaxson Butler
Can you spawn CEO helicopters in missions?
Easton White
The DJ one is pretty smug too
Just got this for winning a Brioso race by the way. I think I was the only one with a custom car too, that makes it even worse for the losers Thanks, that's...weird?
Chase Roberts
TWINGO WHEN?
Julian Collins
in contact missions/heists no. In contact missions you can call for pegasus vehicles.
In freeroam missions like headhunter yes
Owen Cruz
>Just got this for winning a Brioso race by the way. I think I was the only one with a custom car too, that makes it even worse for the losers Those races are always hilarious. I'm think I've seen like 1 or 2 people with a custom Briosa, and there are always a few Pantos or Rhapsodys but those are so slow compared to the Briosa it's not a competition. Wish more people would have one obviously, but it's somehow amusing to see people not buying one of the cheaper cars that demolish a class, while still seeing a fuckton of RE-7Bs.
Jeremiah Cooper
Reminder that both krop and Derrick are back in the crew. After all was said and done they still came crawling back.
Jaxson Cooper
Give.
I want more meme cars.
Issi Classic when?
Joseph Hughes
>ifunny.co
Christian Turner
Lost all my Twingo folder from Veeky Forums so eat this watermark like a good boy
Robert Myers
nerds like videogames, more at 11.
Noah Gomez
except for syncing traffic lights and vehicle pathing, I don't see how cities would be any different than placing objects in forests and deserts
>20 interiors for 200 buildings, 5 of which aren't available in online without menus
almost all of the houses near the water bottom left are just copy pasted, it's obvious they started cutting corners
Cooper Lopez
>year ago
Isaac Martin
How do you get so many people together?
Camden Cooper
Well that'd require people to actually race a class other than Supers unironically or just for fun.
Jonathan Nelson
People genuinely choose that Brioso stunt race. You can't just say you're only racing "ironically" just because you didn't buy the cheap overpowered car.
Ayden Peterson
Briosa a shit, tried giving it a chance but it's so damn ugly with the bolted on fenders.
Lucas Diaz
I like it. Obviously it has a race look, but that doesn't make it shit in my opinion. I also like the livery a lot though.
Caleb Hill
I get what you mean, rockstar could probably do better, but would that realistically happen, when the competition is shit like watchdogs, lowres saints row (a now abandoned franchise it looks like) shitty vehicle physics cause 3, and sleeping dogs extreme copy paste asian city3? The cities in these games pale in comparison to gta5. GTA5 has unique swimming pools for fucks sake. Every god damn one of them is different. Its fucking insane how much they developed it compared to other studios on worthless shit like that.
Big empty dessert and forest is very doable and would take 0 dev time. They are not lazy in the correct way.
Jordan Richardson
She should become a guest character in GTA:O
Lincoln Taylor
Fuck off
Thomas Thompson
No, I won't.
Jack Roberts
Fuck off
Lincoln Powell
why is it sucking on the donut
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Hey guys :3
Tell me, is my character Veeky Forums ?
Adam Jones
No
Kayden Robinson
>she fixed that for you
Charles Barnes
>being a cuck
Luke Sullivan
>implying anyone in /gtag/ knows anything about being Veeky Forums
Joshua Jones
Everyone knows you dress up like clowns, Veeky Forums.