Things you don't understand , but respect

I like lowriders

I like them because they take cheap sit cars and make them bounce around and it's fun
I hate stance because they specifically go after sports cars, rare cars, drivers cars, sport trims and then make them completely unusable with an air of condescending victim complex

What's going on with that trunk, what does it do?

doesn't make beetles any less cool.

It will literally spin. As in rotate. Like a fucking helicopter or something.

I don't get that shit. I'm with OP, I have respect for the work it takes to make that shit happen, but fuck if I understand why you'd want it to do that.

underage

Ok his defense, you can be 18 in high school. Most people turn 18 before they graduate.

Minor stance.

Not the extreme camber like some people in my area have on their miatas and civics, but a very slight and practical (and barely noticeable) camber.

That said, I wouldn't ever stance a car of mine.

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I lost my wallet so I had to get a duplicate, hence the recent date of issue

It's just a show of a person or shop's skills usually.

That or someone wants a lot of attention and paid some shop to modify it.