i would fuck her in the mouth, cunt and asshole if you catch my drift
Blake Robinson
um thats not potter...
Jason Watson
Einsachtsiebööööön
Jaxon Reyes
buy some fucking friends you pathetic faggot
Jayden Lee
> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch > alright i think i will play some csgo today! > remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration > join > we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded > pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0 > we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange > my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful > on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game > I derank because of this Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful >on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game >At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
I think you're right where you belong.
Oliver Hill
asa akira hottttt
Ethan Anderson
>he fell for the black bars meme
Chase Turner
this was only funny when Flusha was using a bizon
Evan Hill
Well thats me aroused
Elijah Wright
>be me 16 >finally get a gf >we're making out >undo her bra >nice.jpg >she starts feeling up my leg >she looks down >she freeses up >"are you SERIOUSLY wearing THOSE, Ogdin?" >i have no clue what she's talking about >she points at my feet >oh shit.gif >i'm wearing my Na'Vi socks >"h-ha ha, yeah... It's ironic. I just like Guardian..." >"choke in any finals lately?" >she gives me a disgusted look and leaves she fucked my best friend the next month. fuck c9 fangays
Lincoln Jones
>Can only see enemy head >Shoot >Don't hit head >Do 40 dmg
>It's an the bomb is A but the 3 people on B don't move team
Brandon Miller
>Drop m4 to teammate >He drops it and buys m4 >next round asks me for drop
epic
Connor Brown
>It's a "whole team rotates as soon as a single enemy is spotted and then bomb is planted on the opposite site" episode
Ian Richardson
>ask teammate for drop >gives me an M4 instead of an M249 Uhhhhhh what the fuck why would he give me an M4
Colton Richardson
that was me lol
Andrew Sullivan
>teammate says "drop anyone??" >instinctively just buy an m4 for him without thinking >he had $12k and was asking whether anybody wanted one
Hudson Watson
>His teammates look at minimap
Nice privilege
Ryan Reed
Or, the advanced version
>teammate asks for drop >simultaneously gets three AK's thrown at his face >shit guys we only lost one round why are we so poor
simbly ebin
although really if three people are willing to toss him guns that quickly we generally don't have a problem with money
Cameron Taylor
>bottomfragging shitbird that's been screaming at us the entire game asks me for a drop after losing his AWP for the eighth time >give him this thing
Carson Long
>teammate asks for awp drop >drop him an aug who /devilish/ here
Nicholas King
>save awp save awp >pick one up >throw it outside of the map >bath in the bitter tears of the bottomfragging russian
Nolan Gutierrez
You forgot >he then proceeds to topfrag the rest of the game
Benjamin Bailey
>teammate asks for AWP drop >shoot him with an AWP as soon as round starts
Isaiah Reyes
I always throw them a scout if they're a shitter, or if they're stupid enough to ask when everyone barely has enough to buy for themselves. Gives them a brief glimmer of hope before they realize.
Mason Sullivan
>He then teamkills you and takes your weapon
Bentley Robinson
>ask for drop >teammate gives me an AWP >mention how I'm trash with AWP and ask if anybody wants to trade AWP for M4/AK >nobody wants to trade >proceed to get kicked because I can't hit anything with AWP
>bottomfragging russian on my team asks for drop >someone else throws an m4 in front of him >right as the round starts, I throw him my SMG so he cant pick up the m4 and take it for myself >he gets insanely mad, teamkills me and takes the gun >next round stand in front of him and knife his feet >he gets even more mad and can't resist shooting me >gets a cooldown
Joshua Reyes
I know that feel, kind of. I hate using the awp but I'm semi-okay with it and I often end up saving one, getting a couple kills with it before the round ends, and get shoehorned into having to use it until I get killed.
>saved an AWP, anyone wanna trade me? >nah bro we already got another AWP and you seem alright with it
if you wanna get baseline competent with it play some casual and buy only the scout, erry round until you can afford an awp
Gabriel Lee
good job!~
Adam Morales
>buy tec9 armour >pick up an awp from dead opponent >win a 1v3 with it out of luck >use it bro you were sick with it last round >miss easy shots and lose mid control plus the subsequent round
happened more than the once desu
Julian Scott
lol dead game
John Price
I'd rather insert my penis in potter, nylon looks like a "don't cum on my face, I don't DO blowjobs, you're going too deep, don't look at my butthole" kind of girl.
Liam Thomas
>Need 3k xp for drop >Don't want to play mm with cheaters >Don't feel like DM
zzzzz
David Richardson
Oh look it's another I went behind wall but got tp'd back and headshot because even though I play with 5ms ping the other fucking toasters are playing with 200ms ping
Kevin Hughes
It's the biggest reason why CS:GO is garbage game, it's extremely lenient lag compensation just so fucking 3rd worlders have "good experience" on their 100ms+ connections.
Selling keys is more important than the integrity of the game to Valve so it will never change.
Asher Jenkins
we dem boyz
Elijah Adams
>They throw 4 flashes long >10 seconds after last flash >One guy comes thru >Dies
Is this some masterful tactic I don't understand?
Asher Parker
>Don't get any bonus if you find someone not guilty in overwatch >Most cases are shitty silvers reporting other shitty silvers
Heh
Grayson Hernandez
What do I need to install to win a fucking MM game
Cooper Richardson
install some subtle wallhacks
Connor Wilson
You died 12/15 rounds T side, 6 times without a frag
Adam Perry
nice fucking hacks noob
Brayden Murphy
Look on the left side. I have 2 ties in the last 10 matches and the rest are losses.
Asher Perry
>he cannot win against animefags
Nathaniel Ortiz
how much longer until dazed k*lls himself?
Xavier Cox
...
Brayden Hill
hey you forgot to type a reply
Colton Russell
kys faggot
Angel Morales
me on top
Elijah Perez
Is there a final solution to microhacks problem in CS:GO
Jordan Robinson
>be master >get carried in steel strea >think i'm good >be shit
Lincoln Johnson
I played a total of 5 maps with steel, and I think they were ALL in faceit.
What's up with people getting headshots before their model even turns in overwatch demos? Is it just demos being shit?
Lucas Hernandez
esea is so fucking shit now it's unreal. the teams area always fucking skewed to one side. I always get an avg of 8.5 rws on my team while the other team has a 10.5 average rws.
That's like matching fucking MGE's vs supremes what the actual fuck. And then I have to play and cooperate with these people and by round 5 i'm already so tilted that I play at 10% of what i'm capable off. End up dropping 30 kills every game but losing 16-12 knowing I could've easily won if i just didn't fucking tilt.
but not tilting when you have to watch your absolute retards of teammates leave their spots without calling, not rotating even after the other site is taken, baiting you when you have a gun and they have pistol no armor etc.
you call them out for it and they get salty as fuck as if they know better than you and they give you negative karma making it so you can't use flashes anymore. now you have to play even fucking better to win.
fucking kill me now. oh and ko1n is the #1 rws player in EU, a guy openly admitting to cheating on his account and he's just doing it to see how long it takes for esea to ban him.
Nathaniel Mitchell
yes, OW demos are 32 tick which means they are completely fucking useless
Aaron Morris
Who the fuck came up with that genius idea
Adrian Ortiz
yea esea just bans people after viewing their pov demo
Nathan King
>paying money to play a game you already own
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Isaac Nguyen
they were 16 tick before
the main idea is that valve doesn't want to waste money since the higher tick, the more storage they need
same reason servers are 64 tick, higher tick rate requires more resource to host the game for their servers.
Thus money
Wyatt Stewart
where can I find people who actually want to trade and not buy qs for 80% market value
lounge is retarded
Oliver Rogers
i am literally too good to play mm so all i do is dm and play some esea every now and then.
should be playing rank s but lifes not that easy, would have to go grind it out with a team of retards to get that. Tier 2 teams are all garbage players who know how to take aimduels, that's it.
i'd rather shoot myself than grind it out with a bunch of people with inflated egos because of decent aim but no brains and understanding why they're stuck in tier 2 shit land.
Henry Martinez
shit game
Benjamin Anderson
Wow, finally got a ragehacker in 6 overwatch cases
Caleb Hill
whens the last time you kissed a girl?
Easton Nguyen
Over 4 years ago
Jaxson Phillips
>Says I have overwatch xp bonus active >Play valve DM >Don't get any bonus xp
Epic
Aiden Harris
Get good.
Evan Williams
>There's a steam group with 5k members for undetected csgo cheats