Previous: News: >Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog >Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out >B&W is here, new patch just released >New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true >Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something >Josh Sawyer gave a talk at GDC about RPG stats (not that modern Bioware games have stats) and discusses Baldur's Gate and Pillars of Eternity mechanics a good bit: youtube.com/watch?v=fvyrEhAMUPo
>How do I import my save into DA:I? >dragonagekeep.com You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
We could have a DLC campaign where we play as a Disciple trying to help the PC and the group, but discretely, so he/it has to be really stealthy, assassinating any obstacles the PC might encounter on their way.
Completion of the DLC and its achievements unlocks an event in the game where you can get the Darkspawn as a companion(permanent or temporary) or at least, get him in the game's Party Camp equivalent.
Lucas Watson
Ugghhh my body
Robert Cooper
Can I fuck it?
Liam Walker
Once it gets better
Dylan Butler
When will it get better?
Owen Watson
>WHAT IS THIS GET THIS TOWNSPEOPLE CRAP AWAY FROM ME REE
Noah King
I don't know, sometimes it seems like it's just getting worse
Gavin Nguyen
First thing you need to do is find out if and where things hurt. Next thing, drink a glass of water. If your stomach is fucked, drink a glass of water with a teaspoon of salt mixed in. Then get some proper ventilation. Grab a fan, focus it on you. Grab a bowl and fill it with ice, position it in front of the fan. Provided shit doesn't get better, eat a spoonful of sugar. Drink another glass of water.
If everything else fails, masturbation can relax the body. But only once a day because you'll go blind I'm using a Braille keyboard.
Jace Roberts
Or you idiots could just visit a doctor instead of posting on Veeky Forums about it
Ryder Thompson
I am a doctor, you idiot.
Connor Powell
Thanks for the advice
Brandon Morales
Can you cure my coitus interruptus?
Levi Wood
>giving advice without examining the patient Sure you are
James Parker
Why would Flemeth be dressed like that
Julian Morris
>*TANGLED intensifies*
Angel Ramirez
Thank you for your trust, citizen. But I'm afraid you have cancer. If you can send $100,000,000 to my account, I will be able to buy the cure for cancer and give it to you. Please act fast.
Robert Jackson
Why not
Ian Thompson
Seems a little unnecessary to me to dress in an elegant ballgown when you're living in a fucking shack in the swamp
Jason Robinson
That was during the time where she seduced men to fuck them to death
Brody Anderson
>implying she ever stopped doing that
Dylan Taylor
Well, she didn't fuck the Hawkes or Alistair
Brody Richardson
Kinder surprises in my pants
Sebastian Stewart
i swear to god
David Powell
..that's how Steiner died. Reznov killed him right in front of me!
Hopefully, I'm 19 and I feel like I am getting too old for video games, I'm beginning to grow out of them
Gavin Bell
lol
Anthony Ross
18 here, Iktf, I feel like such a loser playing video games so much at my age, I should be outside and moving on with my life already before it's too late.
Ethan Martin
kek
Robert Morgan
I seriously hope these are joke posts
Cooper Gomez
. . .
Angel Nguyen
>kill elf to cure furry >extort furry for a shield >proceed to stab alpha ex-furry and all the others for money >go back to elf camp and force some of them to commit suicide I love it.
Jose Barnes
>side with the werewolves >realize I just lost the best merchant in the game Replaying this whole damn section now... Massacre is fun, but not killing Zathrian is better imo because he gives you a neat Warden-themed axe if you persuade him before starting the quest
Aiden Ross
You said you'd never kill an elf... what else was a lie?!?
Leo Foster
>18 here I seriously hope that's a lie and even more seriously hope you're not who I think you are.
Jayden Murphy
who do you think they are?
Mason Reed
Tulpa is 16
Jaxson Morgan
I thought it would be interesting character development if my elf got infected, became a bloodthirsty werewolf, thought it's a "blessing of Fen'Harel" or something like that, and used that as an excuse for further bad decisions. Of course, she'd only think she's one because that's not an actual gameplay mechanic, but she's a bit dumb and doesn't want to admit she's a natural lunatic
Hunter Stewart
Child...
Oliver Sanders
At the end of the day though is your character more of a 'elf pride worldwide' lunatic or undiscerning lunatic
Elijah Brooks
She'd be seen less an elf and more an angry dime store angel of death that anyone can buy
Austin Martin
>16 >Better english than me and I'm american No way in hell
Ethan Cook
And make it about the Qunari developing more explosive weapons and have prototype hand cannons.
Call it Darkspawn Chronicles 2: This Time It's Can(n)on
Jackson Miller
Hehe... I lied and helped the bait out to revive /dag/ but I just made myself depressed
Zachary Miller
Slowly moving from former to latter. The only other elfy elf in the game is Velanna, and I already know she'll betray my warden's trust by not approving of killing the architect, showing that the elvhen are just as bad as shems Nobody cares about your origin by the time of Awakening though, you're the warden commander and that's that It's called a j*k*
Hudson Thomas
>the warden commander An angel of death by any other name. Which is damn good.
Isaiah Peterson
WC...
Jackson Russell
wtf i love elves now
Bentley Fisher
Morrigan: 1 Leliana: 0
Tyler Jones
i don't remember Leliana's tits being this fat.. are you using some sort of mod?
Alistair is a big fat meanie! Interestingly, if you pick the persuade option and fail it (can we work this out?), he responds with "I'm not so sure we can. I look at you and I see someone who doesn't care about the duty they have, nor the incredible honor they've been given!". What a wardenboo
Isaac Ortiz
>So it's back to "why me" is it? Doesn't he spend the entire game bitching about "why me"?
Tyler Wright
The Grey Wardens do what is needed, not what is nice.
I suggest that we exanguinate Alistair and pour his blood in every water source in Ferelden. Boom, instant Wardens. Plus, that means every Darkspawn that drinks suddenly gets a brain fart.
Parker Garcia
>exanguinate exsanguinate Fuck I need sleep
Landon Edwards
Yeah, his entire reason for thinking the grey wardens are amazing is that Duncan treated him nicely. He also gets mad if you kill Connor/Isolde because he's afraid that'll make Eamon dislike him. Alistair is very childish There are only about 5 liters of blood in a human body...
Robert Rogers
Please don't trigger my blood fetish
Thomas Peterson
alistair is a cuckold. who cares what he thinks.
Camden Turner
...Merrill???
Blake Reyes
>5 liters of blood in a human body... Then we keep him alive, long enough to taint every water source. Then we eat him
Alexander Gonzalez
Take an entire town and turn everyone into a warden Then start a mandatory blood clinic where everyone gives their fair share every week
Asher Flores
>wanting to eat bloodless flesh
Aaron Butler
Then we grab every man, woman, child, elf, undead, darkspawn, dog, and spider and put them through the joining. Wonder what happens when we put a demon through the Joining
Joshua Flores
I don't like soupy flesh
William Morales
What about the dwarves?
Kayden Hall
Can you acquire the taint through period blood??
Ryan Adams
Liara?!?
Christopher Jackson
Turn them into golems and put them through the Joining
Holy shit Holy shit we found the holy grail
Jonathan Roberts
Do female wardens even get periods? They're infertile after all
Aiden Diaz
>big fat tits >blue Close enough!
Matthew Brooks
Uh Liara doesn't have fat tits...
Dylan Ross
not infertile, just less likely to get pregnant
Benjamin Sanders
What is love?
Josiah Russell
When you get that warm fuzzy feeling in your heart and don't want to eviscerate everyone
Aiden King
When you get that warm fuzzy feeling in your heart and want to eviscerate everyone
Elijah Cox
Only for that very special person...
Christopher Wood
Yes she does... Hmmm
Thomas Edwards
Go take a nap and be reborn, etc.
Justin Price
Very perky and cute!
Alexander Kelly
You could probably get it through any kind of blood, it's a magical disease. So grey warden females are unclean and need those fancy jew period temples for a week every month.
>can't kill the hermit if you killed the oak first >can't loot his tree stump either Lame... Anyway, Zevran says >"Ha! Let's see... when was the last time I slipped my hand into some dark hole? Hmmm... I remember. Long story, that." if you try to steal from the hermit, which implies that he's into fisting. kind of gross