Used car salesman comes on the test drive

>buy nice cars from premium dealers
>they invite you to test drive their cars and never ride along with you

>salesman rides along
>doesn't let you get on the highway

>Many years ago
>In FL, from MA
>Bored, checking out the new generation of muscle cars from Ford, Chebby, Durge, etc (2010)
>Roll up on Chevy dealer
>Shoot the shit, want to take a Camaro 2SS for a test drive
>Give him my portrait MA license (under 21)
>make up story of how I just moved from MA and didnt get a new license yet
>Gives keys to a fucking Transformers car
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>He says to be back in half an hour
>Doesnt come along
>Do stoplight drags for every minute allotted cause thats all FL has
Was fun

>salesman sees that you are a shit driver, and doesn't want to take the risk

Highways are safer than normal roads

>wheel up to the lot on my bicycle
>dealer's eyes says he thinks this is a slam dunk
>check out the 2000 Maxima, 168k, they want $2000
>test drive it. every minute in the car i knock off $50 for problems
>brakes screaming, clutch slips anytime going from standstill into 1st, smells fucking weird, note on the inspection paper saying that the computer is broke and must be fixed
>the grill is held on by a wooden block someone has bolted to the car
>go back to dealership, offer him $1000
>"you know kid it's tax season, a lot of people want a $2000 car. I'm not gonna have trouble selling it"
>i've saved up over 10 grand
>bid him good luck, hop on my bike and ride away
>his mouth is open
>call him back 3 days later, offer him $750, tell him it's the best that i can do
>he calls me back a week later begging to sell the car

Why wouldn't they? Do you think they're going to allow you to drive off with a free car?

I've found it to be 50/50 whether they ride along or not. It depends on the dealership, and how busy they are. Though the last one that did ride along kept egging me on to gun it. And the other times I step on it a bit anyway. If I'm considering buying a car, I wanna feel firsthand what its power is like.

>not taking your dick out

Do you even know how to buy a car?

Apparently not.