ALFA IS BACK, GERMANC᠎UCKS BTFO

>he's never owned an Alfa
i've had a 159 and a GTV and they were buckets of unreliable shit. the meme is true. i loved those cars but they were moneypits.

Even the entire nurburgring is LMAOING at your cars

youtube.com/watch?v=Fqv3IJNkL7c

>German cars

FRANKFURT — A PowerPoint presentation was prepared by a top technology executive at Volkswagen in 2006, laying out in detail how the automaker could cheat on emissions tests in the United States.

The presentation has been discovered as part of the continuing investigations into Volkswagen, according to two people who have seen the document and who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the legal action against the company. It provides the most direct link yet to the genesis of the deception at Volkswagen, which admitted late last year that 11 million vehicles worldwide were equipped with software to cheat on tests that measured pollution in emissions.

nytimes.com/2016/04/27/business/international/vw-presentation-in-06-showed-how-to-foil-emissions-tests.html?_r=1

AYY LA MAIONESE

>I had 2 faulty cars
>All models are unreliable

C'mon user...

>friend bought a 156 as his first car
>a/c didn't work and transmission was "clunky"
>spent shitloads fixing it
>then came gasket failures, oil leaks, electrical gremlins
>spent more money fixing it
>probably only drove it a few times before it went back for repairs
>parents ended up forcing him to sell it once it was fixed again

German people are nothing but filthy losers

youtube.com/watch?v=lb6dBj3ZbKA

BURN ALFA, BURN IN THE ETERNAL FIRE OF GLORY

i told all of you this when i was a car salesman for a dealership like 2 years ago

But m-muh passion...

youtube.com/watch?v=HVxBswGHvKQ

When buying an Alfa Romeo, the passion is about being passionate to fix things. So if you like working on cars, an Alfa is perfect.