Truckerfag: we all gonna truck someday baby

Community college
Robots replace us soon
Long wheelbase is for posers
Pepsi is black
44 tonnes
Trade school is a better option
21 but most likely 23

ok that image is so fucking funny oh my god

Kek @ image

Anybody ever hear anything on these jobs? I think they drive straight trucks most of the time though.

44 TONNES

got in a very minor accident (clipped a cars ass end breaking its tail light) looking at the dot chart it doesn't say i will be piss tested should i take fake piss for full pre caution tomorrow? i blazed on 420

>be trucker
>driving truck
>waiting to make left turn at intersection
>here comes swift trying to right turn onto street I'm on
>driver and I make eye contact
>I look at curb and his tandems
>he looks at same in his mirror
>it's a little tight, but he should be able to make it
>drags trailer over curb without even trying to swig wide
Damnit Swift, I try not to give you shit, but sometimes it's like you're trying to encourage the stereotypes. At least he hit the curb instead of my truck

Why don't you do UPS or a uniform company? Those guys make tons of money

You's a dumbass for blazing. If you fail a DOT drop, it sucks so much. I hope you have a couple grand laying around for classes and 2 months free to take them. Well, of course you will have 2 months free because you won't have a job until you get through all the classes and BS.

But you may not get tested. I never got tested when my trailer fucked that lady's car. It wasn't my fault though. Especially because of how that lady was parked, maybe they will understand and not feel the need to test. Also I think they normally test you immediately after the accident if they are going to.

Start chugging water if you are concerned.

UPS? I think you gotta start from the bottom if you ever want to drive their bulk trucks. Fuck that. I might as well stay at Pepsi if it's gonna take 10 years to get a decent position at a company.