Plz Help / Blew engine on car driving like a faggot

you know i recommended you cars in this post
but you, nor anybody else said shit

Don't get me wrong the toyubaru isn't a terrible car its just slow as shit and very mediocre in every metric. Most who rave about them have never owned something faster, those that have appreciate them for being a nice little rwd shitbox.

The answer is always Civic

>Requirements:
>1. Must be new
No. that's your first mistake
>2. Budget = $30k
you can get tons of bad ass used cars for that money that would be out of your budget when new

>budget 30k
get yourself a smart fortwo and get a sponsorship to put a tenga egg advertisement wrap on it and then buy me a motorcycle with your leftover money.

>2800lbs

That's not light enough for 160 whp to be fun. And before you say anything, yes, I've driven a BR-Z.

Wow that's pretty shitty. Sorry to hear that, pretty pathetic people are okay with pawning off a car they know is ruined