Nu-Males are the new bogans

Basically a catch all term for any 20-something left-leaning guy who is capable of talking to girls isn't morbidly obese, and doesn't wear weebshit.

It's a term used by people who worry too much about their masculinity to describe people who they're afraid they might become.

So what your saying is that he cracked the radiator cap (there's nothing wrong with doing this) and put his face in front of it? I fail to see what the problem is here are you some kind of idiot?

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>depressurized systems are pressurized
>goes to super cheap auto
>doesnt order his parts online
it's like you want your car to fail.
>choices for car parts
>Recommended Every Piece Comes Off
>super cheap, more expensive than anywhere else for fluids. which is the only thing they stock apart from steering wheel covers and wax
>autobahn, rare and lots of empty floor space

>go to car parts store
>ask clerk where I can find CV grease
>gee user, I dont think that is sold seperately
>it only comes with the boots
>walk around trying to find grease section
>find penrite CV grease

>be at auto store
>getting replacement flasher relay for a falcon
>make jokes about needing bulb grease to make the lights work better
>someone didnt lubricate the bulbs
>gotta grease my bulbs to make them brighter
>weird looks
>laugh at my own jokes
>fuck normies

>Drive down to shops
>Nu-male with 2008 SAAB 9-3 convertible in car park
>Bonnet up
>Ask him 'You all right mate?'
>"Yeah mate, just changing the oil"
>Pours a whole bottle of Coles "Smart" buy motor oil into SAAB
>Checks dipstick
>Not enough
>Pours another full bottle in
>Checks dipstick
>"All good, she's full"
>Puts oil cap on, bottles in boot of car, drives off

No drain pan, no tools, just dumped 8L of shit oil into his SAAB

I want to get a saab but for the fact alone I live in Cali and theyre driven strictly by people who do shit like that over here, I will never own one

>go into tiny ass repco down a side street in the middle of public-housing-city
>looking for oil they advertised as being $15 for each 5 litre container
>it's a yellow shell bottle so i figure i cant miss it
>entire oil section has 0 yellow bottles, nor even the price tag for the one i'm after
>man fuck this
>leave while trying not to act suss after standing around doing nothing for 5 minutes and leaving without buying anything
>get home and tell my mum they didnt have it in stock
>'i'll phone up and ask'
>fuck
>'the man on the phone said they kept them in the back room so people wouldn't steal them'
>shit no mum if i gotta go back there i'll look like a dickhead
>'dont worry we'll take my car'
>end up with my mum at repco waiting for the clerk to look for a jug of oil
>time elapsed: 3 hours
fuck repco and fuck people who steal jugs of oil
clerk said people kept stealing spark plugs too

>20-50w
why does woolies and coles only sell oil that isnt for 99% of cars on the road? Ive owned cars as old as 88 and never needed oil thicker than 10-30w.

people have this idea that the thicker the oil, the more clean the engine will be. also that if your engine is leaking oil, thicker oil will stop it from leaking. when in reality, it has nothing to do with leaking oil.

how does one just walk out of a shop with a 5l bright yellow jug?

>15$ oil
>not using group 4 lubricants

it wasn't crazy clarks tier oil, proper shell shit

group 3 is all crazy clark tier.
there's literally no difference among brands. except for when they're labelled synthetic.in which case some brands call their oil fully synthetic even though they're just group 3 with a drop of group 4.

>group 3 is all crazy clark tier.

>Be me
>drive 91 ps13
>driving home from work one night
>Getting tailgated by some P-plater in a lancer (slower uglier, riced out version of commodores that seem to be driven by almost every angsty teen in my city)
>Road goes into double lane
>speeds past and stops at red light
>Pull up next to him and he starts revving
>light goes green and he floors it
>the lancer is no match for the glorious sr20
>change into second, hear him redlining his lancer for a solid 3 seconds in first gear
>finally changes into 2nd with an almighty crunch
>repeats this limiter bashing and gear crunching for 2nd and 3rd
>stays a solid 40 meters behind until I get to the speed limit
>speeds past at 80km in a 60 zone
Mfw this kid held limiter for 3 seconds in 1st and 2nd gear
Mfw Destroyed his gearbox frantically trying to change
Mfw I didnt even go over 7k rpm

>it took him more than 6 seconds to get to 60 kmph

>60kmph
>60,000 mph

Well no shit it took him more than six seconds to get to 60,000 mph.

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Mfw

I reckon its probably because cheap cunts are gunna cheap and will stick it in anything. Some 4stroke mowers might still take it too.
Last car I had that would run on dead dinosaurs oil was from 1971...

Sounds like bullshit to me. Also,

>lancer (slower uglier, riced out version of commodores

What the fuck are you on about? I can't think of two things more different than Lancers and Commodores.

these pictures could be any youngish white male.
I could be any of these without a scarf and or glassses

I use Millers 10w-50 fully synth in the STI

oh no has facial hair and dresses stylishly (age appropriate). what is this thread even about at this point

>any youngish white male
Nope. If ever you come across one in the real world there's just something off about them. Sometimes you can just tell.

believe what you want lmao.
Both are driven dick heads in my experience, except holdens at least have v6 in them

>describes bogans
>calls them nu-males

the only accurate thing about this post is supercheap shelving layouts

Tell them that you wouldn't want yo hoe to have an abortion. If they sperg then they're numales

out bogan me Veeky Forums

>Both are driven dick heads
Lots of things are. 3 Series BMWs, old luxury models, 86s, NA versions of 90's Jap shitboxes driven by P-platers, GTS-T/GT-T Instagram cars.

It's a shit comparison. Your average P-plater in a Lancer is a fuckwit who thinks he's in an Evo. Doubly so for CE series coupes. A P-plater in a Commodore is probably just a bogan. Skids cunt, etc.

Well there's that, but even before they open their mouth some just give off that vibe.

i drive a base model excel

>NA
>GTS-T

The T literally stands for turbo man

i drive a falcon with fluffy dice

facial hair too neat. no rat tail. you look methy enough though.

The GTS-T and GT-T crew are in a separate category of fuckwads to the NA P-plate squad.

Think of that one guy you know who takes pics, pics, and more pics of his lowered, fart-canned sticker-covered Skyline. He fills up on 91 and peels out of every Maccas drive-thru, shuts off as soon as he comes to a stop after thrashing it on the straights, etc. Maybe he has a GT-R bootlid, maybe not. It comes with whatever "tasteful" mods the previous owner did to it before passing it off for $7k on Scumtree.

Point is, he's a dickhead. We all know one. Just as we all know the poser in the E36 318i, the ricer in the Lancer coupe, and that tradie in his SV6 with a Chevy badge on the back.

>scumtree
fuck thats gold ahahahahaha

>GT-R bootlid

truth

Should have just said it's a shit Evo, because that's what it is.

I've seen them sell Magnatec 10W-40 & Valvoline 15W-40 before. Better but not amazing.

Probably has to do with the fact the colesworths purchasers don't have any idea about anything automotive so they just picked a few lines that looked good and went with them. Also they're not an auto parts store so they don't have the need to carry anything more than a tiny range, nor do they want to waste the shelf space.

>commonly prematurely balding
Hey now don't lump a trait people have no control over with the choice to be a pathetic shit.