Nu-Males are the new bogans

>NA
>GTS-T

The T literally stands for turbo man

i drive a falcon with fluffy dice

facial hair too neat. no rat tail. you look methy enough though.

The GTS-T and GT-T crew are in a separate category of fuckwads to the NA P-plate squad.

Think of that one guy you know who takes pics, pics, and more pics of his lowered, fart-canned sticker-covered Skyline. He fills up on 91 and peels out of every Maccas drive-thru, shuts off as soon as he comes to a stop after thrashing it on the straights, etc. Maybe he has a GT-R bootlid, maybe not. It comes with whatever "tasteful" mods the previous owner did to it before passing it off for $7k on Scumtree.

Point is, he's a dickhead. We all know one. Just as we all know the poser in the E36 318i, the ricer in the Lancer coupe, and that tradie in his SV6 with a Chevy badge on the back.

>scumtree
fuck thats gold ahahahahaha

>GT-R bootlid

truth

Should have just said it's a shit Evo, because that's what it is.

I've seen them sell Magnatec 10W-40 & Valvoline 15W-40 before. Better but not amazing.

Probably has to do with the fact the colesworths purchasers don't have any idea about anything automotive so they just picked a few lines that looked good and went with them. Also they're not an auto parts store so they don't have the need to carry anything more than a tiny range, nor do they want to waste the shelf space.

>commonly prematurely balding
Hey now don't lump a trait people have no control over with the choice to be a pathetic shit.