Drunk Driving

First off, I never drive drunk. I only get drunk at home or if I know I'll have a ride/sleeping there.

But let's be real for a second. Walk into any bar/nightclub, and how many of the people there do you think honestly have a DD?

I still drink and drive but not over 4 beers

I'm always a DD.

you dont need to be able to stand to drive.

No one cars about your man boobs.

i have a comfy van bed

Never drink and drive
Pull over, hammer one down, get back on the road

xD upboated!

I've shamefully done this on a trip back from Austin. Middle of the night and I was the most sober.

>I don't think we'll make it back without more beer
>four pack of Guinness cans, pull over 3 times to chug one
>get home at sunrise, pound the last one as I park my car

I've done some stupid shit, never gotten in an accident drunk driving though.

>at a friends for a party, still drinking at 7am
>get a phone call about a job interview, ask if I can come in that morning
>agree and drive through 20 minutes of city traffic while properly drunk