Oh god I'm fucking retarded

Oh god I'm fucking retarded.
Please don't ask me why but I got locked out of my car and left the keys in the trunk of my car.

I thought it wouldn't be so bad, but the locksmith i called told me it's only $50 to open side windows but that the trunk latch button inside will just disable when the car goes into "theft" mode, so I'm fucked unless I pay like $400 for trunk opening service.

Can anyone confirm if this is true or sounds true or am I getting played?

I drive a 2007 Ford Fusion.

I was thinking of maybe even busting open the window so I don't trigger "theft" mode and popping the trunk.

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pls help

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Wtf happened to Vanna White?

Can you get into the trunk by folding the back seats down? If so just smash a side window and have it replaced.

no, the rear seats are fucking stupid and don't fold down unless released from the trunk.

I'm out of ideas. I'm struggling to think what they'd do for $400 that would get it open that you couldn't attempt yourself.

can someone try to see if their interior trunk latch actually works if the alarm is on?
it would mean a great deal to an fellow autist.

last time I locked my keys in the car i just called the local police department they opened the door for me with ease and no charge.

the keys are in the trunk though, and there's no easy access.

fuck it I'll just pay the jews.

Call your Ford dealership, and get a new key made.
Just need VIN, Title, and ID.

This is a bit left-field OP, but cut a hole in your trunk lid.

If the cost of buying one off ebay or w/e in the same color is cheaper than $400 you've won.