Oh god I'm fucking retarded

Why did you leave your car without the keys?
Why did you close the boot without the keys in your hand?
How the fuck did you lock the car without the keys?
Is your car so base-model you don't even have a handle for the boot?

Locksmith fees are a stupidity tax.

you know what, this isn't actually a terrible idea
I'll have to keep this in mind if I ever lock my keys in my car

I want lefty to crush my head like a melon as I eat her ass

what they do is wedge the driver door open a bit stick this metal rod in the door and hit the unlock button (or if the trunk button is visibile enough to hit) on the door this shouldn't trigger the anti theft mode.

Worst fucking idea ever. Dont be a retard OP

Get a new key made at the Ford dealership

neither option is possible, because I'm stuck in a fucking parking garage.

Fucking this.

New key is $80-$100

Use your spare key

You'll have to pay the jew then m8. They charge for convenience.

then take a fucking bus, go home, get your title, take a bus to the local dealership and get the a key made.

or find a friend to give you a ride.


it the best fucking option. no damage to your car, you get a spare key.
even if you spend $100 and half your day riding around, its better than breaking your window, jimmying your locks, or causing other kinds of damage.