A bird shits on your car

>a bird shits on your car

I've always wanted to hold down the bird and diarrhea shit all over it.

Gotta break out the gun and thin out the herd

>bird sits on your mirror
/shit goes behind the glass

,>not having 4 wax coats over the entirety of your vehicle so it just slides off

I used to do this when I lived in a redneck state
>sparrows everywhere
>finished waxing the car
>go inside and come out to see it pooped on in a couple spots
>casually grab a shotgun and take out like three clusters of the fuckers in 5 minutes
>hose the poop off and call it a day
There were always more unfortunately

>park no where near trees or vegetation
>bird still shits on my car

>bird shits on my car
>it's a beaten up corolla not even worth 800 bucks

>As soon as you finished washing it

>flock of sick bird shits on your car
>drive to gas station
>gas station squigy is bone dry
>try anyway
>dry smeared bird shit everywhere