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RavySnake
RavySnake

Corrupted Edition.

Official Website
playoverwatch.com

The Oversheet
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Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

Convert source mouse sensitivity
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OP Pastebin
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Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

Overwatch DPS Sheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

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SniperGod
SniperGod

First for bans being tied to your hardware/processor address.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

august
still can't pick what mode you want to play

full priced game preventing consumers from choice

great game blizzard

Emberfire
Emberfire

Touch the D.Va

Firespawn
Firespawn

PATCH WHEN

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What Player Icon do you use, /owg/?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Fareeha Amari

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Corrupted Hana Song as hero or D.Va skin when?

cum2soon
cum2soon

have no healer
some asshole junkrat constantly spamming that we need one
fuck it I switch to Lucio
"dude we need real heals go mercy"
He was just memeing r-right?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

gods showing surefour who the better widowmaker is lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=JpXCRXFTL2U

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

On a scale of horrible to git gud, how bad are these stats?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

table tennis mei

happy_sad
happy_sad

Depends, did the opposing team have a Mercy?

Emberburn
Emberburn

playingcompbeforelevel100/10

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw so autistic that I can't even talk to people properly on the mic
tfw they say they can't hear me and I lie saying it's my mic
tfw playing with a dude that was really cool but the silence was too awkward so quit

What the actual fuck is wrong with me /owg/? I don't even want to go on now.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Winston shield not being useless
Winston ultimate not being useless

All I want. If Winston was better then Genji and Zenyatta would be indirectly nerfed.

viagrandad
viagrandad

there are few maps as it is
picking your mode would make that even more jarring
I'm hoping they'll add it once more maps are in

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Used D3 Demon Hunter since forever
Recently switched to Symmetra Ribbon
I will use Sylvanas should I ever get it. (I got it in beta REEEEEEEE)

Methnerd
Methnerd

Bad. Those are numbers I pull in a bad QP match.

FastChef
FastChef

they are ok, try playing characters that aren't support sometimes.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Just had the worst match ever

ching chong tower
pretty evenly matched teams
winning with 2, they have 1
the worst fucking tilt ever happens
their hanzo keeps us in spawn
their tracer becomes unstoppable (ends match with 52 elims)
we start switching out the ass, I was doing ok as McCree but was fucking dying at an unbelievable rate, the most I've ever died. I ended the game with an E/d of like 26/24 with silver elims and damage
it's 2/2 and one member of our team ragequits , we lose

It was unfuckingbelievable how the enemy team suddenly merged into a single unstoppable entity, I'm still salty.

thanks for reading this blog post

iluvmen
iluvmen

When is the new brawl gonna drop?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Post healslut

RumChicken
RumChicken

lol, i saw this on stream. cucked so hard

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Mako Rutledge

FastChef
FastChef

Post yours.

Say something nice and something mean about the person who goes before you.

girlDog
girlDog

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO POST A NEW GAME MODE THAT ISN'T CTF OR DEATHMATCH RIGHT NOW!!

Inmate
Inmate

i'm scared of what might happen

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

In a few hours I hope.

Techpill
Techpill

She is not a slut. Delete this.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tfw you spend more time in OW threads than actually playing because you get performance anxiety and stress about failing your team mates

Lunatick
Lunatick

12v12 koth

5mileys
5mileys

5CP

Techpill
Techpill

bombing run

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

5CP

cum2soon
cum2soon

Post hero ideas

Skullbone
Skullbone

when someone sends you a friend request

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

War from CoD World at War.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Two-side payload that starts in the middle of the map and both teams need to deliver it to the other team's side

askme
askme

I try to git gud with offense and defense characters to learn their patterns and movements so I can survive and hit them more often when I'm playing support, here's my QP stats. How bad are these?

Firespawn
Firespawn

talon corrupted hana song

FastChef
FastChef

Is my Soldier 76 Good?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Lucio/Genji/Hanzo/Pharah Obstacle Course.

12 vs God Unit

5CP

Payload race.

massdebater
massdebater

d.va but corrupted

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no, next

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

pick zenyatta
Stand behind my tank line
Reaper and Genji keep flanking
Call it out every time
They don't do anything
Lose
"Shit Zenyatta" even though I'm the only one who got a card
Derank
Kill me...

FastChef
FastChef

Pretty much have stayed away from Hanzo since I first played because of his stigma. I don't know why but I tried him out today and he was so fucking fun. I forgot how satisfying nailing people with arrows is in videogames.

Best Hanzo skin bois?

tfw you post in the dead thread on accident

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Somebody with a stun mechanic

youtube.com/watch?v=wWYYm4OS23Y

iluvmen
iluvmen

City Trial from Kirby Air Ride

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk

EnvyUs.Internethulk's incredible on-stream aimbot! Overwatch's #1 competitive team (27-1 in tournaments) has the best aimbots in the esports realm!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Why am I always being put on the fucking new player teams.

It's always fresh <30s vs a team mostly fuill of 80+ players

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Fuck forgot pic.

How are these stats, they're more accurate since it's over a longer period of time.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

lone wolf

cum2soon
cum2soon

people actually tanking the metacritic score over Blizzard's microtransaction policies
hilarious

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Marco, the Italian Circus Performer/Acrobat/Magician
Intended to help heroes with vertical mobility
M1: Shoots spell from wand tip which explodes after a short distance
M2: Emits stream of energy that travels slowly in the direction first fired, can aim in different directions to create spread
L-Shift: Dive towards enemy and latch onto them. Kick the enemy a huge distance away with M1 or launch yourself far away with M2
E: Deploy trampoline that allies can jump on to launch themselves into the air. Disappears after 5 seconds
Passive: Tight rope walk between gaps. Cancelled by jumping
Ult: team within the area gets a massive boost to their jumping ability and gain ability to jump off walls

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

THICC

Inmate
Inmate

hi friend

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Illusionz
Illusionz

I want the Candy Skull icon because I have a fetish for Day of the Dead stuff.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Post more talon tracer

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

lol fuck off with this ideological bullshit

people like KOTH, people will play KOTH. i dont like KOTH so i wont. but other people will.

and if the community divide is so large then blizzard should look into WHY people dont like whichever mode is severely underplayed.

the answer to stopping a divide isn't by forcing people into not being able to pick between vastly different modes, but to actually understand why people wouldn't want to play them

it's just lazy, shitty development and they can do it because dumb people think the way you do.

plus they brag about millions of people playing the game at any given time. any mode would be large enough.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Guy on team says he sucks with Zenyatta after choosing him
First time he dies he sobs into his mic and asks why zenyatta is so shit
Every other death he either sobs or lets out an autistic shriek
Screams when he only gets one vote on his card

Just make a vertical map and it'll be like a new gamemode.

SniperWish
SniperWish

nerf to widowmakers ass

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Zenyatta is fucking ruining this game's meta.

Please nerf this faggot robot, Blizzard.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I wanna like Okami, but the white and gold isn't as good of a color combination as Lone Wolf, which does look sick. If it was white and red, it would be goat.

I noticed a lot of Legendary skins usually have one of them with an obviously inferior color palette.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

That's a pretty fucked thing to have a fetish for, really.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Okami

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It says
Background Download
An update for the game is downloading in advance so it will be ready on patch day.
It means:
There's a patch on wednesday, we are predownloading this stuff to reduce server load on the actual patch day

w8t4u
w8t4u

fixing lucioball shit and minor bugfixes probably

idontknow
idontknow

Screams when he only gets one vote on his card
*>Screams when he's the only vote on his card

I DON'T LIKE THIS CHARACTER
keeps playing it

true autism

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

That is no jokin matter user!
buff it

farquit
farquit

Who is this mysterious man? Did you get his name?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Replace Zenyatta with Zarya, than sure 100%

Booteefool
Booteefool

bottom tier roadhog

MUH PIGBRO!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Soundquake. CC Tank.

Tank
600 Health, all armor
Uniquely slow at -10% movement speed
Primary fire is a punch like Rien but you have to aim. 75 damage and very strong knockback.
E to fire rocket fist. Fast projectile. Hitting someone with rocket fist does 50 damage and continues to travel along a straight line with a grabbed character until they hit a wall for a brief stun. Long cool down.
Shift smacks the ground and forces all people around him in a short AoE to be knocked back strongly.
Ultimate forces him to sit still for a second before pulling all players in a large AoE directly towards him before firing them in a direction of his choosing a second later. All players pulled take 50 damage.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Winston is S Tier again

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What crosshair do you use, /owg/?

Bidwell
Bidwell

default

Methshot
Methshot

on koth he is

Emberburn
Emberburn

short crosshair, yellow with no bloom

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

dot

StonedTime
StonedTime

He's literally always been S tier in koth. His ability to cheese the point will never not be good. It's honestly an inherently bad game mode, but Zen makes it even worse.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

No

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw flanking with this absolute qt
fucking up supports
tfw the Pulse Bomb sticks just right
I love Tracer.

happy_sad
happy_sad

It's Lucio ball sticking around all summer event?

massdebater
massdebater

2/3s of the heroes in the game literally never used.
Pretty sure that's a bigger problem than Zenyatta...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Oh look, it's the joke that is Blizzard balancing again. The only game they've managed to keep balanced is WoW and only during times of a content drought and only after the game existing for 7+ years.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Is it true ronnie is a mod for ster's stream

viagrandad
viagrandad

I want Tracer obstacle races.

massdebater
massdebater

I read there was an event for Tracer and zarya as well, but I read it here so...

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

they need to start releasing balance changes frequently on ptr

Bidwell
Bidwell

I think it was this guy

MPmaster
MPmaster

playing junkrat
get a clutch last moment ultimate off on attack
blow up roadhog and soldier, and kill myself
team wins as i watch the replay
say "clutch junkrat suicide"
it's the POTG
soldier tells me to play a "real character"

Haha, my 100% defence pickrate in competitive brother, I hope you see the error in your ignorance :^)

takes2long
takes2long

Defending towers in chokepoints, with areas full of robot creeps but allow for flanks

Techpill
Techpill

want to use QP for practice
can't even carry retards on my good heroes

RavySnake
RavySnake

leave ranked to get away from ultra-tryhard rank 80 6stacks that abuse ana-genji and zenyatta-genji

play quickplay, maybe i can try out some new heroes

rank 70 6stack of genji-genji-genji-ana-ana-ana

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Winston isn't even good. He's just the only answer for abusing overtime and giving Zenyatta a hard time.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

teammate mad at me because I couldn't get ebin team wipe tier high noons like the enemy Mccree did

You were graviton surged AND hammered down, meanwhile we didn't really have any setup ults at all.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Fucking shit

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

It's a reasonable theory since the 3 of them are on the main menu for the summer games and they're the only ones with summer skins that are realistic athletic wear.

Methshot
Methshot

winstonn
giving Zenyatta a hard anything except a hard roboner as he racks up discord headshots and gets half of an ultimate

'No'

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

your face when Blizzard realise how shitty KOTH is but they still force people to play it when they just want to have some fun in payload

yea man
great game great devs

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

No, it was a lot better before. It was still bad because koth is retarded and inherently favors fast/flank centric heroes, but look at pic related, it's the last weekly analysis before Zen's buff. Much better, isn't it?

Faggot omnic.

Spamalot
Spamalot

he can't carry qp

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

If anyone has made a comeback after tanking their rank, how did you regain your motivation because solo q is nothing but a dice roll.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Winston Telsa Cannon
Is 60dps Tickle tier instead of Sheev teir

Winston Ult
Big ass ape going bananas
40 playful slap Damage a hit
10 EXTRA FUCKING DAMAGE WEW

Skullbone
Skullbone

post your last played hero in quick play and how well you did with them

i'll start

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Reinhardt stun goes through a wall of crates

WOW SO BALANCE

COMPETITIVE

ESBORD

BLIZZARD DOES IT AGAIN WOW

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

annyeong!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Daily reminder: FUCK MCCREE!

youtube.com/watch?v=GdcDjdr1MNI

Bidwell
Bidwell

I have come to realize that 95% of players in the 50s are made up of exactly two kinds of people.

One are the CoD/Battlefield kids. Their aim and movement are passable, but they have no comprehension of teamplay or communication, and don't understand the concept of feeding the enemy team, and therefore tend to be far too aggressive. They almost exclusively play DPS heroes, often the most flashy and gimmicky ones. They instalock their hero and won't switch.

The others are the MOBA guys. They understand meta and composition to a basic degree and often attempt to communicate, but lack the physical skills to win fights. Their excessive fear of feeding, combined with a lack of confidence in their skills, means they're far too passive and will give up ground or sit at a choke point when a solid push is needed. They tend to either try to emulate pro plays they're not capable of, or rely on bizzare cheese comps, which often rely heavily on defense heroes. These players will consider their pick for longer, but lock them and stay on them throughout the whole round.

The last 5% are somewhere in between, and I tend to think they're often former Gold Novas or maybe MGs from CS:GO. They tend to use mics and be obviously older than the average player, their aim and movement are decent, and they have a level of understanding of teamplay. However, they seem to struggle with the more drawn-out and asymmetric fights in OW and the complexity of OW positioning and plays. These players watch eSports and almost always run an exact clone of a pro meta comp, and are very conservative in their strategies.

That last category tend to be the ones you want on your team. Get two or three and you'll probably win. They're not the greatest players and might struggle over 60, but in the 50s they're capable of putting together a decent game.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Fixing Lucio Ball probably.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

thanks reddit

Booteefool
Booteefool

At this point I instaquit any KOTH map

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Hiya! ^^~~

hairygrape
hairygrape

very strong knockback on basic attack
It's shit. It means you have absolutely zero means to effectively damage anything except in the corner, since you're knocking them out of your range. Ever thought about why Winston ain't killing shit in his bonkers form? Exactly.
It's also infuriating on absolutely any map. Why the fuck do you think Lucio has a 5 sec cooldown on his boop? Or 12/8 sec on Phara's and Junkrats concussion blasts?

E is just a less risky Reinhardt charge with less damage
You can do better than that.

Shift is AoE knockback
See above. Knockbacks piss people the fuck off.
Ultimate can fire off a bunch of people in a direction
Maybe ok, as long as they aren't stunned and get an opportunity to fuck your ass before being blasted off a cliff. Sounds good for clearing a payload/point in overtime or to get that last third on capture.

I don't see cohesion in his his kit, since it entirely focuses on "keep shit away" with no means of actually fighting or assisting the team or staying alive. There's no damage mitigation beyond your armor, so you're an ult-machine like roadhog, except you have no sustain AND no damage. He'd be pretty much useless except on KotH with cliffs and maybe Route66 cliff at the start. All in all, too gimmicky.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Self-destruct is blocked my a street pole
Earthshatter goes through everything EXCEPT enemy Reinhardt's shield

Nojokur
Nojokur

Winston's lightning is now like Zarya laser in that it ignores armor
Shield at 1000 health
Ultimate either charges faster or does more damage on a smack

Wow now he's not a one note KOTH abuser.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Pharah is pure, delete that.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I must be the only one who actually likes KOTH. There are definitely issues with the mode, but it's the only one where I feel like I can effectively carry a solo queue team by simply killing all of the enemies, and there's no coin flip fuckery. People's picks also tend to be slightly less retarded on KOTH, too, maybe because players perceive both sides as "attack."

Techpill
Techpill

feeding the enemy team
complexity of OW positioning and plays
What is this gay bullshit Im reading

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Defense heroes are unplayable garbage.

Even on defense, an offense hero is ALWAYS better due to their higher, more reliable DPS.

massdebater
massdebater

Where in MasterOverwatch do I check this?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Looking for rank 45-50 people to grind with. Ideally want a whole team.

Looking for people who:
can play other people besides genji and hanzo
will play meta picks with me instead of crying about how good their mei is on offense
arent shitters
know how to counter shit

Techpill
Techpill

This is what it's like to be with Hana Song, remember that...

youtube.com/watch?v=tTQRRH9MbRI

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Oh, I like playing koth because I'm only SR 65 and people don't tier whore too hard, but pro level koth is fucking garbage. It's garbage to watch and it's garbage to play and it's because the game mode is inherently flawed.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How do I get better at aiming zenyattas balls? I can never lead them correctly

FastChef
FastChef

Widowmaker is pretty.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'm level 60 can ya'll squeeze me in?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It must obviously be a glitch because Blizzard is super aggressive with this kind of shit!

TechHater
TechHater

How come in every other competitive game like LoL for example people copy the pros to a fault. Like some hero could be complete shit so the pros don't play it, and all the kids copy them and never play them because the pros don't. Instead they copy the pros and play what's "OP" in the competitive scene.

Yet in this its the opposite. Despite being competitively shit in koth, my team still decides the ultimate team comp for koth is Widow, Torb, Junkrat, Pharah, and Bastion.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Sorry, but I don't play with rank 40 shitters who try to emulate the meta without the aim/awareness/comprehension to replicate it.

TechHater
TechHater

i think your last played hero shows up here, click it and post xd

Soft_member
Soft_member

I would a reapva

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Because people actually want to have fun in this game. Since it's impossible to play mobas for fun unless you win, you HAVE to tier whore and use guides so that you can do well and therefore have fun. In a game like Overwatch you can die and lose and still have fun.

takes2long
takes2long

I can't help it if skeletons give me a boner

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

World of Warcraft allows you to blacklist battlegrounds; queuing up is not called 'quick play' but 'random battleground'
Team Fortress 2 allows you to pick any lobby you want for any mode or any map you want
Call of Duty even allows you to pick which mode you want to play

Yet Overwatch has more active players than all of these games right now afaik, and Blizzard's excuse for not allowing people who bought this full price game, is because they do not want to divide the community?

If they have 5 million players right now (arbitrary number), and 2 million wanted to play Capture, 2 million wanted to play Payload, and 1 million wanted to play KOTH, that's still WAY MORE than enough to play each mode and keep the mode popular among people who actually enjoy playing them.

What the fuck is the problem? I swear, just like Hearthstone, WoW, Diablo, HOTS and Starcraft - ALL Blizzard games - it's Blizzard's arrogant development ideology where they always think they know better and won't accept anything other than their own thoughts unless their cash pool is affected.

Firespawn
Firespawn

D-do you know me?

MG in CSGO.
check
tend to use mics and be obviously older than the average player
check
their aim and movement are decent, and they have a level of understanding of teamplay
check
These players watch eSports and almost always run an exact clone of a pro meta comp
check
struggle with the more drawn-out and asymmetric fights in OW and the complexity of OW positioning and plays
check

My major downfall is map knowledge and team coordination. Like I know the map layout, but not the best vantage points, defensive points, or med locations. Also I struggle emulating higher level play because while I understand the basic concept of certain plays, executing them with a team of randoms seems near impossible.

You can't carry a bad team in this game like you can in COD/BF/CSGO. I realize that more and more each day.

Trying to git gud, though.

Good post. 10/10 on accuracy.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I hope not

As much as I wish this were the case, it likely would have been patched in by now since afaik they only do patches on tuesday mornings. Unless they're just running extremely late for whatever reason...

idontknow
idontknow

I'm kind of glad if they aren't trying to replicate the meta, because it means we don't have tryhard shits who will tilt at the slightest damage and then blame everyone but themselves.

On the other hand, I'm also happy if they don't play Hanzo/Widow/Genji, because chances are they're gonna suck balls.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This is me too, what do?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Maybe once we have more maps. The problems is that there's only 3 KotH maps for example, and people that exclusively want to play KotH would get bored extremely fast.
I have high hopes they'll add more maps soon and often. That shit is important.

Methnerd
Methnerd

High ranked competitive games
Fun
It's only fun when I win, but otherwise its pure stress and anxiety.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I hate KOTH and think it's the OW equivalent of, lets say, the wild format in Hearthstone. It's horribly imbalanced compared to the other modes (standard in HS) and should be left as a separate play option.

They can't balance heroes around all of the modes unless each hero is different depending on the mode, which won't happen. It's a horrible mode just for that objective fact.

The maps are shitty. Linear straightforward symmetrical maps where at minimum 50% of the space is completely wasted.

If you find it fun, great for you. But it's so vastly fucking different as a mode as well as balancing necessities. It shouldn't be put in queue lists with other modes.

massdebater
massdebater

Feeding is absolutely a thing. Haven't you ever played a game where the enemies constantly had ults because your dumbass teammates kept giving them free kills/damage?

As for the second point, maybe complexity was a bad term. "Variability," maybe? What I mean is that CS is a very static, repetitive, and predictable game, and individual play is mostly based on aim practice and memorization of maps and common spots where enemies are likely to be. In OW the positions of enemies are much less predictable, and you can't win 1v1s on pure aim in many cases.

takes2long
takes2long

He never mentioned high ranking comp games.

I agree, ranked mode is stressful to play. I placed at 56, found it too stressful to solo queue, and stopped until they told me I got a free golden skin at 65 and I climbed to get it. Not touching it now.

Quickplay players don't adhere to the meta because it is, in fact, a fun game if you don't give a shit about losing, and there's no reason to give a shit about losing in quickplay for most people.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Actual Ogrewatch buffs/nerfs

Genji
Ult damage lowered to 95 or 90

Zenyatta
Health lowered to 175, M1 damage returned to 45

Torbjorn
Turret damage raised from 14 to 16 and level 2 is 200 hp 100 armor instead of 300 hp. Turret range while ulted is 60 (from 40)

Hanzo
New sticky arrow ability, lays adhesive field at target, about 3/4 the size of mei ult that slows by 35% and disables most movement abilities. Lasts 2.5 seconds, 15s cd.

Mei
Can hit more than one enemy at a time with freeze gun (Can she already do this?), slight increase to cone size. M2 can no longer headshot, instead deals 180 damage when hitting a frozen enemy.

Lucio
Heroes can only benefit from passive non-boosted heal after not taking damage for 1 second. Using E circumvents this. Additionally Q shields reduced from 500 to 400.

Widowmaker
Bodyshot damage returned to 150.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Lucio has been an S tier pick since the game's release and is ALWAYS in the meta
No nerfs yet

Can someone explain this to me.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Each round is a different map, so it's dishonest to say there's only "three maps".

If people get bored of KOTH extremely fast then at least they got to play the mode exclusively enough to get bored of it. Then they'd play something else. It's another false argument that itself disproves the notion that these limitations are in place to prevent people from only playing one mode.

farquit
farquit

Why does Tracer still blow the hair out of her eyes with this skin, when there's no hair in her eyes to blow?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Fucking beats me. I've been advocating for a Lucio nerf since closed beta, because he was S tier then too.

massdebater
massdebater

The worst is when you are playing with a team full of rank 70+'s, considered the top 1%, and you are the only one making callouts trying to figure out why we aren't winning.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Because the only way to get him to not be S-tier is to outright remove his ability to heal 5 people at once.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

veekyforums.com/thread/151156329/video-games
He's kinda right. They ban some machine ID which I believe is generated by your OS when you first launch your motherboard

Supergrass
Supergrass

Developer laziness. She does the blow with skins with a helmet too.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Post luck

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'm rank 48 and if you think the meta is just people dickriding each other and not just heroes who are objectively better at the game than others you're not the kind of person I want to play with anyway.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

genji
overnerf
mei
don't think she can already do that
widowmaker
give her some other buff

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Mercy was nerfed because people complained enough about fighting an entire team twice being too frustrating.

But nobody really complains about lucio's ult. He's amazing but doesn't really piss anyone off

w8t4u
w8t4u

Okay yeah sure but youre trying to rationalize a shitty FPS that doesnt know what it wants to be and has literal aimbots and console tier server tickrate. Not to mention absolutely broken hitboxes and animations which dont work for these types of games. Its just a jewzzard cash grab because they know they could pull it off. Dont think too much about it because the game comes down to who can or cant get through the brilliantly designed chokepoint the maps and who has more broken and/or retarded heroes/ults in their team.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

expecting Blizzard to edit the animations for the different skins
my.mixtape.moe/kcikfk.webm

Flameblow
Flameblow

DAILY REMINDER that if you play any of the listed heroes you are meme trash and should probably consider suicide in the near future.

Mei
Bastion
Hanzo
Junkrat
Torbjorn
Symmetra
Ana

Thank you, have a nice day.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yo ho

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

steamcommunity.com/id/benzosexual/
looking for people to erp with me

Methshot
Methshot

enemy team is a 4-stack
our team is full randoms

Who thought this was a good idea?

King_Martha
King_Martha

didnt list all of them

Soft_member
Soft_member

If a game has a consistent ruleset for all players, it doesn't matter how casualized or badly designed you think it is; it's still possible to be more or less skilled than other players who play.

Being a glib faggot about it doesn't really change that fact.

JunkTop
JunkTop

This is bait, but dammit, i'm taking it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

has anyone here experienced huge fps drops?

like, I have nothing open (chrome, music player and overwatch) and my fps drop a lot, my computer is shitting itself, even the music being played starts lagging

I have a gtx 760 and an I5-4570, 8gb ram, is this not enough? I thought this was above even recommended specs..

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Mercy's ult got nerfed
People still feed her ult

Just why?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

But user Ana is great

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Stacks in QP mean nothing, if that's what you're playing. Stacks in Comp are bad though.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Kill yourself meme trash

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

KOTH is pure cancer and should be removed.
Lucio is otherwise balanced enough in other modes, but KOTH is the problem in most cases.

farquit
farquit

Genji
Overnerf

Not even close.

He'll still have his reset cancer and retarded mobility, on top of his get-out-of-jail-free card on his deflect.

Right now Genji ult is absolutely retarded and there is no counter to it apart from Zenyatta ult which charges not even half as fast as Genji ult does.

Bidwell
Bidwell

"its in the refrigerator"

what did he mean by this?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Several weeks ago I started getting drops even on low that would take me from 150 fps+ down to 30 or so. I've kept it locked to my refresh rate and haven't had problems since then.

TechHater
TechHater

GG NO RE

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

The problem isn't Lucio's Ult, it's his utility. He is literally the only OW character that is a top 3 pick in every meta.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

RAM finally came in
fixed nothing
Guess it's time to save up for a new video card, then.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Widomaker bodyshot damage 150.
Can now bodyshot a tracer from full hp.
Meanwhile Hanzo's arrow, which charges more slowly and is a projectile, does 125 damage on bodyshot.
I agree she needs something to bring her back but making her do flat out more damage than Hanzo's arrows is a bit too much.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Do I play greedy with high noon or not? I feel like the amount of times I get killed while charging it and the times I fire and one or more targets survive with ~5% hp are equally common.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What was the issue you were trying to fix with more RAM in the first place?

StonedTime
StonedTime

The light is off, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

no haha song this time?

TechHater
TechHater

I scored a self-goal with 12 seconds left to make it perfect

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw have no intention of playing waifu-TF2 but still come here for the waifus

Methshot
Methshot

Nigger, I could pick Hanzo all day and still put on a better performance than you.

Not really, I suck at Hanzo, but you get the point. The Meta exists because GOOD players can pull of amazing shit with these characters, I'm not sure I have to explain why a MMR40 Genji is a terrible fucking idea.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm about to hit Prestige, so I'm hoping that'll help me fill in the slots.

viagrandad
viagrandad

that neck

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I have you the benefit of doubt but I see youre retarded. I bet you too think 20 Hz was an artistic choice.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Post em boys

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

>DAILY REMINDER:<<<<<

OMNIBLOOD IS A MEI PLAYING GRIEFER. HE HAS A SOUTH KOREAN PROFILE ICON, HE ONLY PLAYS COMPETETIVE. HE HAS BEEN IN SEVERAL GAMES WITH ME AND OTHER PLAYERS. HE IS KNOWN TO PLACE WALLS AT SPAWN IN COMP, THE WHOLE GAME. BEING USELESS, NOT HELPING OR CONTRIBUTING.
HE'S ABOUT LEVEL 53, RANK 27.

PLEASE HELP THE COMMUNITY, REPORT HIM FOR HARRASSMENT/CHEATING.

<<<<<>>>><<<<<>>>>>>

Im pissed at my high level "friends". When it was time for my placement matches we played 5 comp games and they all threw it because "its just a game". Then I asked them if they could try, and they said "you should be lucky you're playing with us."

Then I stopped playing with them for my last 5 placement matches and won. 5 lost 5 won.
My career high was 46, now I'm at a (hopefully temporary) rank 26. Again, people keep leaving matches and it canceled, this happened 2 matches ago. I get it on one and someone leaves, its the 4th time it happened.

My username is : TheMemester#11496
I am open to anyone willing to play quickplay/comp. I am a good Ana, I've gotten gold healing, I enjoy D.va and occasionally McCree, I'll do anything you say to win 1 comp match.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Stacks in QP still means quite a bit.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

How many crates did you buy, goy?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Achievement unlocked: BRA7-1L

hairygrape
hairygrape

these matches would go one forever

I love it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

post the template then fag

King_Martha
King_Martha

is this a reddit post?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

those tits and tummy
oh yeah gonna fuck that pussy
touching myself in places
ty blizzard

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I saw her nudes but still dunno who she is

any sauce?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

yeah I had all my settings on low too, locking it to 60 seems to help, thanks

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Fine!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

these matches would go one forever
Exactly why it will never happen with how the xp system works.

Though I suppose they could put a timer on it and whoever is pushed further at the end wins

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

please let this be real

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

post nudes

likme
likme

It better stop the servers killing themselves

Methnerd
Methnerd

GIVE ME THE NEW PATCH NOOOOW

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

None. I've been grinding my way up from 58 so I could hit prestige before the event ended. I'm 98 right now. I work part time, so on the days I work I grind out about 4 levels, while on days I don't I grind out about 5-7.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Not more RAM, new RAM. Nothing runs right because something in there isn't working right. 12 FPS on medium settings. I've already replaced the mobo and the CPU.

Lunatick
Lunatick

pick support so your friends can have fun
pick Tracer so you can have fun and the team can win

I wish I was alpha enough to assert my DPS position in every comp.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

man the fuck up

start practicing your 5 lowest played characters. really commit.

sometimes it's just a bad day

TreeEater
TreeEater

thanks, pal!

Illusionz
Illusionz

not starting with the most crucial to the performance part

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

win flawlessly on KING'S ROW
next match get paired up with a perfectly balanced team
One guy leaves
becomes a 4v6 as we have a pigeon-locked Genji main who does nothing
doesn't kill lucio
doesn't reflect the bastion's fire ever
only spams shuriken until he gets his ult
he gets his ult when we have 10 seconds left in the match
he doesn't kill anyone because Lucio had his ult up
potg is him dying in the middle of his ult
mfw

Evilember
Evilember

... I have no idea why I attached that image

cum2soon
cum2soon

Stefania Ferrario

iluvmen
iluvmen

implying that even comes close to being considered tanking

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

thanks bruh

Bidwell
Bidwell

There are people like this in the world

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

So how did you climb back to 60, matchmaking feels like a diceroll solo q.

takes2long
takes2long

How do you feed her ult? Damaging the enemy? I think you just have to live with that

TechHater
TechHater

Bastion
Hanzo
Ever needed

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

How do I bully Mercy's into being better or quitting? Right now I go double Mercy, and when they ask me to switch I say "Someone has to do the healing around here". And it's soft enough to not have them blow up, but hard enough that they get the point. Most of the time they switch to Genji or Hanzo which only makes the problem worse.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

someone else who knows my pain

Flameblow
Flameblow

Attacking the tank that Mercy is healing.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How do I not get itchy all over my body whenever I play? It seems to be only when I go ingame that I get itchy aswell. Cannot play optimaly.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

every cute and pixel spray achieved.

hell yes.

fuck summer boxes. fuck comp rank. fuck golden guns.

git gud with every hero character on Overwatch and then you'll have my respect

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

well bastion used to be great at breaking meme tank stacks

DeathDog
DeathDog

I started with the part the symptoms most fit. "Games don't run right" is only part of the problem.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Lemme see this video. I know it's cooking with jack, but I can't find the specific vid.

cum2soon
cum2soon

constantly checking to see if the new patch is up

eGremlin
eGremlin

Ignore everything but the game you're playing at the moment.

There are going to be shit matches, but they are a tiny minority. The rest you can do something on.

I got close to 60 then dropped all the way to 49. I stopped leaving it up to my teammates to kill shit as a healer and games have been a lot better.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Top 3 most played:
Reaper
Mei
Bastion
Well who woulda thunk.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

McCree potg
he reloads his gun and then shoots a Zenyatta
that's it
O-okay.

RumChicken
RumChicken

win
lose
win win
lose lose
win
lose
what do? i'm stuck

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

meme me to death

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

explain

Spamalot
Spamalot

git gud with every hero
Most of the achievements are easy as shit though. I'm only missing a handful of them, and I fucking suck with some of the heroes I have both sprays for.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Man, I fucking love playing Bastion. I hope he gets some buff love because while he is fun as hell, I'd never take him into comp.

Truly though, there is no greater feeling than watching those health bars drop and that rein shield just pop like a bubble.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

There are people actually surprised they're getting banned for using the exploit on Lucioball.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Estimated time: 0:11
Elapsed time: 2:56

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What are the warning signs that I should leave a quick play game before the team finishes assembling, in order to avoid a probably loss?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i'm a Hanzo main
He can and will be useless and blame you for losses

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

will never touch 90% of the hero roster
mains widow, pharah, and mccree
plays tracer
thinks bastion and hanzo are acceptable
These are the type of people who don't cooperate and believe it's possible to hard carry in a game where half of each team can hit q for a triple kill.
It explicitly states that they will NEVER pick support or tank, meaning that if no one else does he'll be childish enough to simply run out with a terrible team comp instead of picking what is needed.

massdebater
massdebater

nerfs soldier because of cheaters which hurts innocent soldier players
when they see actual cheaters they refuse to do anything

lmao

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

oh sure, when people played zarya without knowing what her bubble did aside from shielding or that it related to her dps in any way

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

playing defense heroes ever

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw did the glitch in a ton of games
didn't get banned

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'm a ___ main
Anyone who can't aptly use half of the heroes available is worse than a drooling child.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

been playing 14 hours straight of lucio and i cant git gud to get that pixel
using a friend is cheating, grant me your power and if you do not listen then to hell with you
i'm still missing
reaper's pixel
roadhog's cute
junkrat's cute
bastion's cute
ana's cute
widowmaker's pixel and cute
zenyatta's pixel and cute

viagrandad
viagrandad

I guess I just share this board's sentiment that having mains is a fucking joke. It's a team game. 3 out of my top 4 most played are support classes because the W is better than any kill streak there is.

If you're going to be some constant genji or D.va, then I'd much rather play with someone with less skill that is willing to play jazz with me and keep trying out new shit.

Techpill
Techpill

-double genji
-genji below level 100
-hanzo and widow
-hanzo or widow below level 100
-torb on attack or koth
-bastion below level 100
-bastion on attack
-triple stacking
-no support
-tracer below level 100...

and so on

massdebater
massdebater

150dps while spooling up for 1 second, 300dps in full go. Stopping even once means you gotta spool up again.
He can't heal in turret mode, but gets a temporary frontal shield on E that blocks 300 damage for 3 seconds with a 16 second cooldown.

Recon mode gets 30 ammo and can send out that bird for a one-time snapshot of enemy positions with a 20 second cooldown.

Turn more of his health into armor.

This helps him not getting turned into mush the second he gets focused. It will help idiots turning themselves into mush if they mistime their firing against Genjis. Still rips most shit a new one.
It incentivizes going out of turret form to heal and get some updates on enemy positions every now and then, as well as not being so damn helpless if you get caught outside of turret form.

Overall these changes make Bastion sturdier and more diversified, but because he deals less damage in turret form, it won't feel too bad for shitter ranks.

Evilember
Evilember

Genji is using Carbon Fiber

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I have taste

hairygrape
hairygrape

bastion on attack

You'd be supprised how much that shit works

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

you cant see skins in the assembly screen, by the time you realize "xXxnarutoboypussxXx" is on your team is already too late.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It only works if someone overextends and gets caught with his pants down. It will only win a game if this repeatedly happens.
That's usually a sign that the enemy team sucks in general and would've gone down without a bastion too.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

not picking a character that strengthens your team comp and carrying them to victory

Nothing I hate more than a quiter

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Be reinhardt in defense.
Place my shield in front of the bastion in my team
Enemy team gets mowed down one by one

Just use D.va to knock me off, ya sillies!

Supergrass
Supergrass

Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw when ive been forced onto a 6 rank loss streak today because every match I've had some memeing cunt, or someone that picks widowmaker on attack or literal intentional feeding.

I'd like to think forced 50% does exist but i've been getting these maggots for every match consistently.

5mileys
5mileys

triple stacking
just pick the 4th and meme your way to victory

askme
askme

it does work with a team that is willing to work around the bastion, but most of the time you get rushed or flanked by some tracer or genji.

TechHater
TechHater

Rank 51 (just finished my placement matches, fuck I hate coinflips)
Comfortable playing: Zen, Rein, Tracer, and DvA
with Dva being my main.
Looking for a group, more specifically, I am looking for group exp. I'm a team player who wants a good team, hit me up anybody.

eGremlin
eGremlin

rank 60, 60% winrate

King_Martha
King_Martha

I'm sorry I couldn't get my team to let you win SexyTrex420

I failed you
your team failed you

girlDog
girlDog

feeding
>>>/lolg/

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

they have two tanks
you have two meis

TreeEater
TreeEater

Didn't see that "finishes assembly" part

SniperWish
SniperWish

how many did you win/lose

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Almost. I'm from /d/

farquit
farquit

How can I have fun again with this game? I'm Solo Q Lucio.

iluvmen
iluvmen

We will get a Bastion short at Gamescom

Supergrass
Supergrass

I'm part of the problem aren't I?

MPmaster
MPmaster

I feel stupid
Groovestar#1391

5/5 I refuse to accept one loss because that fuckin symmetra never switched. I felt good playing all of them though because usually the teams would listen and we just did our best.

RumChicken
RumChicken

wont touch 90% of hero roster
obvious exaggeration
mains widow pharah and mccree
ok? great
plays tracer
ok? great
thinks bastion and hanzo are acceptable
desu i barely play hanzo, bastion is good for breaking tank meme shields like that other guy said, wtf do you mean by a hero is "unacceptable"?? stfu

yes i dont pick tank or support and what? its not my fault im that easily entertained that i pick fucking dva and reinhardt to have fun

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

your luck being carried will run out sooner or later

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

That actually sounds really good. I like the idea of Bastion diversifying. The shield in particular would make such a massive difference, because once pharah gets the drop on you, you're done. There's no way out of it if you don't start shooting her immediately. Getting focused is a death sentence since he switches so fucking slowly

Also, sending the bird out... Until it got killed. Muh emotions

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is D.Va supposed to hoard 4 gold medals every time?
inb4 medals don't matter!!! im good with 1 bronze!!!!

viagrandad
viagrandad

WHERE

IS

THE

PATCH

iluvmen
iluvmen

i had some dude try to tell me that medals don't mean anything.

Playboyize
Playboyize

also its fucking quickplay who the fuck cares, nearly every game we get a sufficient tank or healer, ur exaggerating so hard. i guarantee i cooperate and think of the team more than you, even if i dont pick the right hero

happy_sad
happy_sad

let me check my pocket, user

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

reaper's pixel
As long as you plink them once it counts. I fired into a group of people 2-3 times before ulting and I got it.

roadhog's cute
Nepal is probably the easiest map to get it on, sometimes Vodka industries.

junkrat's cute
Near impossible a few weeks after release. I have yet to see a tire that doesn't instantly explode the moment four people can see it.

bastion's cute
Also very difficult since release, you could always just drop 15 ranks for easy games.

ana's cute
Easy enough in quick play, I typically prefer a 76 for this since they can plink their entire team from a map away.

widowmaker's pixel and cute
Completely fucking impossible since release, at least for the widow mine thing.
Everyone sees that thing from a mile away or dips out for heals the moment it triggers. If you use it in close quarters, well people stopped being bad enough to get solod by a widow the grand majority of the time so it's still difficult.

zenyatta's pixel and cute
That comes with time. Just ult at the right moment, I didn't even ult into a graviton and I still got it I did ult through an earthshatter, a blizzard, and half of a death blossom though

The ones I'm having difficulty with are Sym's teleport achievement and winstons trap destruction
I can see situations where I can get almost any other but there's are real fucking tough.

5mileys
5mileys

Let's see some stats. You must be up against some major retards to win with that.

Bidwell
Bidwell

151183694
Please do these on quickplay so people don't chirp in your ear about not playing the objective as that will only serve to irritate you.

reaper's pixel
payload map like hollywood. push ahead of the first point before it is captured and remain in hiding. You want squishy targets but not tracer. patience and listen for their footsteps. walk right up to them from the side and put one in their ear hole. return to hiding.

roadhog's cute
KOTH map like Ilios lighthouse or Nepal (the one with the adjacent pit) . first cap point on Hanamura and the last 10m of King's Row will work as well. you need to position yourself not only directly pushing them to the ledge but also be ready to move if they get caught on a wall. Once they're pushed try to keep fire off of them. you don't want to kill them as they are falling.

junkrat's cute
be above them when they're pushing a payload together like numbani or watchpoint jabroni. keep an eye on that number pushing the payload to know when.

bastion's cute
a zarya or nanoboost would be certainly helpful here. see above junkrat tips. bastion's tank can be either devastating or a nerf gun depending on your target. ana and zarya can help.

ana's cute
I nanoboosted and coordinated with a reaper prior to his ult. an ulting soldier or just a fully healed reinhardt is valid option as well. you're going to need a friend to make this work.

widowmaker's pixel and cute
for the pixel just keep spamming that mine on like a KOTH point. the cute I got on dorado by standing on the side of a ledge, scope up and then slowly walking and falling off to fire at a target. zip line back up to try again

zenyatta's pixel and cute
cute will come from a zarya graviton surging your team. hold it to pop when she grabs y'all. pixel will have to come naturally on like a KOTH when you zip that discord orb constantly. they retooled the timing for that achievement so it should be easier.

Methshot
Methshot

If your getting 4 gold medals with D.Va on any match above rank 55, it means your teammates are trash

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

lol what the fuck

take a shower and turn the ac on you fat fuck

Nojokur
Nojokur

intentionally givinfg free kills to the enemy team to give an unfair advantage.

get /out/ autist.

idontknow
idontknow

I apologize for being a scrub but can someone explain the difference between shield and armor?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Medals are only good for telling which teammates are doing their roles. If you have gold damage as a lucio with a tracer and a genji on your team, chances are they probably fucking suck. If you really want to evaluate how well you're improving, do it with the average statistics, not with medals.

likme
likme

sorry this is for you

Techpill
Techpill

ur exaggerating so hard
i guarantee i cooperate and think of the team more than you
Measuring dicks on the internet again, underage user?

TreeEater
TreeEater

I get them almost every game at rank 71. Atleast 3, but often even 4

Evilember
Evilember

Protip: Lucio's is easier to get with Environmental Kills. Boop them off the map, then wallride before they die.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

playing OW as much as I can until Blizzturd release an invisible hero Sombra because everyone knows it's impossible to balance it

Methnerd
Methnerd

good luck with junkrat in the future, free charge for zarya

SniperGod
SniperGod

shield regens quick, armor takes less damage

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

shield regenerates and can be healed back, both base shields and Symmetra shields.

armor doesn't regenerate but reduces damage taken while you have armor. Characters' base armor can be healed back, extra armor you got from Torbjörn armor kits cannot.

5mileys
5mileys

yeah, the same dude had golden gun on on ana, rank 52

likme
likme

I know this. All I'm asking whether my team blows or is D.Va designed to hoard medals

Inmate
Inmate

Blizzard stealth only works on shitters, you can see those fuckers at any time as long as you aren't half blind.
implying this game is balanced in the first place
Oh man what are you even doing

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

seriously though, how is McCree supposed to kill tracer aside from flashbang?
If I don't get it to land I die, and the whole gameplay revolvers around clicking on a tiny dot with another tiny dot, while getting shoved everywhere since this game has like 30 different shove moves and even your teammates can fuck you up.
I dropped from 62 to 46 because I started to use McCree more than pharah after getting the americree skin and now I'm fucked in shit teams

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

ok youve clearly been talking out ur ass

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

widowmaker's pixel and cute
Completely fucking impossible since release

I got both this month on QP.
Silky as smooth is fairly easy, if you ever get to play hollywood map change your hero to Widow on the wild west setting.
About the mine, you can deal damage to them with your rifle and let the mine do the rest of the work.

cum2soon
cum2soon

bought the game for my kid brother when it came out
he liked it enough to get to level 55 and then just quit
I'm now playing on his account because I want my money's worth

I can only use Soldier and MCree since the only FPS I'm """good""" at is CS:GO.

Any tips?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Only Soldier is designated to truly hoard medals. Zenyatta and Roadhog are prime candidates as well.

If you have more objective time with Reaper than your Reinhardt, or more damage as Lucio than literally any attack class, these fuckers suck.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Thank you guys. Another thing I'm gonna ask is do certain characters weapons work better on armor and shields?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Rate me!!!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

play quickplay and get used to the other heroes

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

ana on hanamurmur
second objective
see reaper strolling down the upper bridge
hit him twice
he smokes away
not today mother fucker
chase him
he runs to grab a health pack
throw a nade
he can't heal
so he runs up in front to shotgun me
BED TIME
he has 3 bars
shoot him
1 bar
he smokes out again
he tries to pull that bait and switch shit running up into my face again
shoot him in the face
he dies
"THAT'S *****ING BULL***** WHAT THE *****"

It's good to be Ana

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Sadly no, this is not Memelands where you can blast shields with shock weapons and melt down armor with corrosive weapons.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

this thing where the launcher doesn't automatically sign you in is happening for everyone, right

whereismyname
whereismyname

Can they ban these people exploiting the glitch in Lucio ball?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Happens to me, too.

massdebater
massdebater

can someone explain to me how earthshatter stuns me when im standing on top of the payload and the reinhardt uses it from behind the payload

i am on higher elevation

the payload doesnt even touch the ground, it's hovering

shouldnt the earthshatter stun only travel on the same elevation level as the reinhardt is when he uses it?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Play something other than hitscan.
Even if only in name, this game is still a moba, understanding all the roles makes you much more aware of all the possibilities.
The easiest way to understand a role is with some first hand experience.
Sometimes your team will need a good tank or healer much more than it needs a good dps.
Sometimes a Reaper is sorely needed over a 76.
Sometimes you just want to say fuck it and chill back with Torb and listen to your team whine.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Check with your dermatologist, that's a biological problem. Maybe leprosy.

I felt pretty good getting Nana boosted with Soldier 76, getting a quad kill giving an achievement for both me and the Ana player.

I don't think the mine one is impossible. I barely have 28 minutes on Widowmaker and I got that achievement on temple of anubis in quickplay. Basically threw it near the control point as much as I could, they kept walking into it, and survived long enough.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Wake up early
Want to play some games before work
First game, Hanamura, playing really well on defense, leave them with 2:00 left
3-4, we just have to take both points in 5:00
Guy on our team leaves, cap A, go to SD, lose coin flip lose game
haha, ok
Nubani, defense, hold A until overtime, until OUR MERCY GOES AFK and DCs.
Hold every point until overtime, but lose
Nubani attack, some asshat picks Bastion, tells us to "trust him", we don't even cap A and he never switches, while their Pharah completely rapes him
ok, no big deal
Route 66
Attack, final point
Our Rein "dc's" and doesn't come back, 5v6 AGAIN
3 losses in a row, lose 3 ranks (lose 2 dots to 53, lose 70% of rank to 52, lose a whole fucking rank in the last game ot 51).
GG BLIZZARD. THE LOSE STREAK MECHANIC IS GREAT AND HAS NO DRAWBACKS AT ALL

Spamalot
Spamalot

you can catch pharahs out of the air with it too

viagrandad
viagrandad

I just find the defense class boring

massdebater
massdebater

They already are.

Methnerd
Methnerd

To build on what the other posters told you:

Shield aka blue health:
Regenerates after a few seconds of not taking damage
Otherwise acts just like health

Armor aka yellow health:
Reduces damage taken by half so long as you have at least ONE point of armor left
However, wont reduce damage by more than 5, meaning armour is more effective against small instances of damage (Aka mei's freeze ray, winstons tesla cannon, shotgun pellets etc.) and less effective against single large instances of damage (Junkrat explosives, pharah rockets, etc.)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

you will never wake up early to make breakfast for Mercy on her birthday
you will never call in sick to work so you can spend her birthday with her
you will never watch her favourite movie with her even though you can't speak German and don't understand what's going on

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

They're getting weeklong suspensions already. A few threads ago some people were bitching about it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Literally the ONLY thing that matters is whether or not you're on defense. You can win attack with 5 Anas and 1 Reinhardt in quickplay because it's so unbalanced. Pic related happened after I started leaving games where I get placed on defense

iluvmen
iluvmen

fairly easy if you can aim
fixed

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

This.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Nothing is more satisfying than landing that sleep dart on a cocky d'va or a "I want potg" mcree or reaper.

tfw 38% wr with ana when she's my most played support
I fucking suck at hitting teammates sometimes.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Anyone support mains around 60-70? Come play with us! Don't worry we'll let you play your healslut mini-game, whore.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Earthshatter has some above-ground projection (otherwise it couldn't hit Zen).

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Posting the superior template

Firespawn
Firespawn

Yeah, because if it works once, I'm surprised. It working more than 0 times, is more often than I'd expect.

The other 99% of times they just get raped by Pharah.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

They already have.

7 day bans went out today I believe.

The problem is people leaving. If leavers were actually punished, the bottom half of the competitive pool would be much more satisfying to play.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Payload is like the only thing Earthshatter wraps over and around, it also raises a small amount off the ground, you hit jumping people with it.
On almost any other surface it's easily blocked
Ramps
It goes over them
not a ramp
It doesn't go over them
Chances are if you can't walk over it, it'll block earthshatter.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Good/Amazing aim.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Kerrigan, because I love SC1 story mode.

StonedTime
StonedTime

stop using the scope

FastChef
FastChef

symetra one is really easy on a payload defense match, just every time you have a portal make it right next to the base enter, use the 6 charges and get the ult again

winston's you'll have to face a full symetra meme

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

10/10 for maining uncle Reaps

RavySnake
RavySnake

Bastion is the next animated short

BEEP BEEP BOOP

girlDog
girlDog

Learn to play at least two different heroes from every category. Not MLG tier, just proficient enough not to be dead weight.
Soldier/McCree are good picks for offense, Zarya is always useful as a tank, no one ever has complained about a Lucio as support.

Defense heroes are in a weird place. They kick teeth in at low MMR, but get laughed at MMR 50+.

A truly gifted Widow/Hanzo COULD turn around games, but those kind of players pick McCree or other heroes instead. Don't play these unless you are extremely good or you will get blamed for losses at 100% chance.

Torb's turret stops working and he himself is a bit too weak, avoid.

Mei has an infuriating kit, but she'll get outdamaged by everything and probably hinder her own team more than the enemy team. Avoid.

Bastion is fueld on tears. High ranks don't cry. Avoid.

Junkrat's the odd case in that he's actually good since you can play so aggressively, but the Meta mandates a Zarya which FEEDS on the random splash damage he's dishing out, which is bad. Also, Pharah hardcounters your shit, though she's rare currently. Also depends a bit on which map you're playing, since high ground is essential for him. Safe bet IF you want to learn a defense hero.

RumChicken
RumChicken

How boring.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Lucky headshot.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

its not easy to boop people off because once you get your first kill, everybody knows that you're there to throw em, but i'm getting better at caughting people off guard when i'm not playing lucio as support
bad thing is that i feel the need to support my team so i end getting killed to save a frontline widowmaker

Flameblow
Flameblow

Both of those are way too situational.
If I ever end up in a game where I can get the full duration of my teleporter, chances are we're stomping them, and during a stomp we don't typically get 20 deaths in a single round.
In games with a higher death count they have people actively looking for my teleporter, and since that thing is loud as fuck and genji/Tracer with half a brain can find it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Get first star the other day
Notice the quick play matchmaking is taking a lot longer than usual now (I don't play too much competitive)
Finally get a game
We actually make a balanced team comp
Enemy team also has a balanced team comp
Not a single Hanzo, Widowmaker, or Ana to be seen
Match had the competitive feel of ranked without the worry of skill ratings
Thought I achieved the dream and can finally get the true Overwatch experience after 100 levels
Next day
Suddenly everything comes crumbling down
Hanzo and Widowmaker everywhere, team goes full booga
Mfw back to where I started
Will I ever be free from this nightmare?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Remember you can always be a cheeky scrub lord and boost with friends in quickplay.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

There's not really a good way to kill a good tracer outside of stuns (which is why I will always laugh at babbies who say that stuns should never be in an fps), so if you want to be able to solo kill her without help from say a roadhog or a 76 you need to save it until you're SURE she's committing to an engagement and not baiting your flash. Any half decent tracer will try to bait it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

rank 60 mccree main here
sounds like you just need to _______________git gud__________

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

why must you remind me of these feels

likme
likme

What new stuff will be at Gamescom? I know they are making the invited personalities sign non disclosure agreements but they hint at showing off something new.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Dorado with equal teams. Place Tele in front when you're losing ground, place that shit in spawn and immediately use it up if you're leisurely defending.
Do NOT place Teleporter in front when you need more time, fuck around somewhere until they've hopefully pushed it to the next checkpoint 5v6.
I got 22 teleports that way. Good luck.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Iktfb

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yes. You must ooga to match the booga, and unify to conquer evil invaders.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

used to flashbanging reins over the shield
have a match where I fail it 90% of the time

what the fuck is wrong with me

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

mindless grind in the new Diablo 3 season feels more satisfying than playing Overwatch
Where have I gone wrong with my life

likme
likme

Sombra reveal if people can solve the ARG before then

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

ana ults genji
lucio speed boost
genji ults
he 1 shots ur dps

"balanced hero"

DeathDog
DeathDog

Try getting it on Ilios. If you can surprise them on the first push of Lighthouse sometimes you can get 2-3 if they went through the side door

Illusionz
Illusionz

What about KotH?

From the above posts, being picky about what heroes the rest of the team select wouldn't hurt.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

DAB EMOTE WHEN??????

farquit
farquit

Bastion animated short

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Sombre, moba mode and bastion film

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

theyre going to do private showings of Shadman designed skins

DeathDog
DeathDog

Got both Olympic Zarya skins in a row.

Now the only one I need is Lucio.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Normie memes are worse than pepe

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

i try every single time but i'm not good enough yet

Supergrass
Supergrass

It's going to be something that streamers can show off, so I'm thinking a new game mode or new hero.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Never, Newton

5mileys
5mileys

I want to kiss Amelie Lacroix.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Why can't they make Rein the next animated short? Get more people to play Rein.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

But for which character???

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

this is what i meant

5mileys
5mileys

new game mode
judging by all the "score" lines that leaked through the ptr its 100% this

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Winston XDDD

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Temple of anubis
On attack
"Lets attack left!"
Run right into a symmetra microwave room and die
Every time
When are people going to stop trying to go left?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Gamescom will probably be a new Toon reveal

askme
askme

I really do. I see people even in rank 40 that are better with McCree than I am, even though they suck with the rest of the cast.
I don't understand how anyone could just click on a pixel with a pixel. predictive movement with anna, hanzo and pharah makes more sense to me, or wide area damage like reaper or tracer.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

this is not funny

DeathDog
DeathDog

Every Lucioball game now people are abusing the bug and going Symmetra or Torb
Can't even leave because I have leaver penalty from getting kicked before I even make it to fucking hero select
How do I get a refund for this shit? I knew I was right to never buy Blizzard products. Even when it does let me into the fucking game everyone is ruining it by abusing bugs. What a fucking mess.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

When it stops feeling right.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Just have Winston go first you shitter

Snarelure
Snarelure

can't go to work on a loss
show up 38 min late to work

how the hell do I still have a job

viagrandad
viagrandad

Just afk for free exp when that happens

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

So Tracer's in HotS, but what character from other Blizzard shit would you like to see in mods of Overwatch?
Malfurion? Nova? Malthael?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Or McCree. Or Soldier. Or have Pharah try to fly in from above.
Or let Genji swift strike that shit. Or have D.va laugh at those turrets.
Microwaves are so laughable, really.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

playing lucioball

why tho?

Booteefool
Booteefool

this is the first blizzard game I've played in years so I honestly don't give a shit

Snarelure
Snarelure

get the "no life" star
started to get ranked with other "no life" and "double no life" stars
ok, matchmaker is doing its job I guess
matches are fairly balanced, some meme loses but nothing too serious
started to get levels 10s and 20s in my team comp
wtf, must be really good smurfs
they suck and drag the team down with their instalock picking hanzo, widow or genji
thanks blizzard
patch hits
I can see premades on the team composition
Is always some 100+ with 1 or 2 low level shitters that instalocks the aforementioned holy trinity of crap characters
always lose thanks to this shitters feeding the enemy with ults
By now I learn to leave as soon as possible if I saw a 100+ with little timmy in their group

hairygrape
hairygrape

lower your sens to 800 dpi 4 ingame (or less) and practice your aim in quick play until you can land at least 50% of your shots on non-tanks
that's really the only way to get good at him

SniperGod
SniperGod

Rush from Battlefiled.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

whats in the paaaaaaaaaaaatch

TechHater
TechHater

I hope you like to suck her dick too user.

massdebater
massdebater

junkrat is probablly one of the most fun classes to play in this game

RavySnake
RavySnake

I've just noticed, why is Pharah's skin color so inconsistent

WebTool
WebTool

How many autism stars do you have /owg/?

I have 3. Even though I bought the game a month late. Kill me

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'm at 1000dpi/7sens already...

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What is MOBA?

Spamalot
Spamalot

I always play KoTH since I think it's the only balanced game mode, but there are only 3 maps so it's up to you whether or not you want to leave

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Because it's the fastest way to get rid of the fucking leaver penalty that I didn't earn

Which makes it even better when I get fucked out of a game because of it

farquit
farquit

then why do you post the shitty skin

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

assfaggots

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

1000/7 is way too much for mccree famalam

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

same I had to google a random diablo baddie lmao

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Or new maps.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Usually get 30 - 50 ping
Overwatch will randomly jump to upwards of 800 ping for no fucking reason
Is anyone else experiencing this?
No other online game does this shit, and this only started after the Ana patch

iluvmen
iluvmen

Zero
I can't bring myself to play this game farther than everyday +1500XP first win

JunkTop
JunkTop

Heroes that should be removes from the game:

-Zarya
-Tracer
-Genji
-Pharah

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The darker it is, the closer she is to estrus season.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

thats high as fuck, i play 400/6

Techpill
Techpill

Report them. Blizz is handing out bans like candy for abusing the glitch now.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You're right. It could be the supposed German castle map. It would make sense being revealed at Gamescom and all.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

instead of directly nerfing Genji, Blizzard is gonna nerf Zenyatta because DA PROZ always run with Zen and Genji together

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

No

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You will never banter with Mercy about your dialect
You will never mock her for Swiss German sounding like choking
She will never mock her for your Lower Bavarian

Why continue living famalamskis

farquit
farquit

You forgot McCree, Reaper and 76.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Do you get leaver penalty if you leave before the match starts in Comp?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

No, I like to send your edgy ass back to spawn.

likme
likme

check my DPI
1200

RavySnake
RavySnake

removing the heroes that take skill

?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

genji swift strike

How does that work? Does he have to enter the wash and then dash?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What did the latest update do? Do we know yet?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Also remove Roadhog, Zenyatta, Zarya, D.va and Ana

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

try to git gud at genji
can't
feels bad man

massdebater
massdebater

asking others what your sensitivity should be
caring what other people have

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Diving Roadhog.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

76 taking more skill than Pharah
Reaper taking more skill than Zarya
McCree taking more skill than Genji

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

why must you people make me FEEL

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

yes, once the dramatic music starts is commitment or ban

Bidwell
Bidwell

Would McCree be a good teacher?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Fuck it, just leave Soldier 76 and Lucio, both with removed healing

Nojokur
Nojokur

obviously

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I mainly just kill her without flashbang. You need decent accuracy I guess. Mine is 45% with him for reference. I get a bunch of lucky headshots too though.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

.gif
In the year of our Lord, MMXVI

cum2soon
cum2soon

tumblr noses should be a criminal offense

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

"I don't want to be toxic but the salt aimed towards my main even though he is in the meta has me tilted"

hairygrape
hairygrape

literally yes to all of those things.

Genji takes 0 fucking skill retard.

Playboyize
Playboyize

those noses

TechHater
TechHater

Should have waited until lvl 50 bub.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

So what do you faggots want the genji nerf to be anyway

massdebater
massdebater

tfw bought new G502 at recommendation by people here, friends, and after doing research
Can change DPI at a whim from 800 for McCree headshot to 1500 for Rein shielding
People call me a hacker for headshotting them as pharah constantly

StonedTime
StonedTime

having imaginary friends

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

hitscan requires more skill than projectile

lol?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Mei buffs when?

5mileys
5mileys

Ult damage to 100 and range reduced, maybe 8 seconds

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Remove Lucio, then we are all soldiers now. Also, add ADS mechanics, recoil, and things to use when you get killstreaks.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Remove every hero in the game other than Mercy to make Redditbabbies like you happy
tumblr noses

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

except that one on Hanamura IS a glitch

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

G502
Good sensor but overweight gutter trash, you should have consulted me before buying a mouse user

Techpill
Techpill

dat ass is already buffed

Skullbone
Skullbone

Hopefully soon, brother. It's hard not being able to play best chink.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Well I thought she needed a buff, but you just convinced me that she's in a pretty good place as is.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You're fighting off multiple enemies
Get killed with Mercy
Spawn together
She turns around and looks at you
Going back and forth like "no" motion

S-sorry..

viagrandad
viagrandad

tfw the g303 uses the same sensor, but is lighter and isn't your typical gaymurr xD mouse
Got mine for $30 too

Bidwell
Bidwell

aoe weapons take more than precision weapons
lol?

2 hit everyone ult takes more skill than a slow moving easy to kill in pub games ult
lol?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I've got G400s and I tried having multiple DPIs, but without a visible indicator I just can't use them. Is there something in LGS settings that can show current DPI on screen?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Excellent choice user

Nojokur
Nojokur

New brawl when?
inb4 we have lucioball for three weeks

Flameblow
Flameblow

It's light as hell compared to my my old deathadder. I mainly love the shape of it and I can actually grab it. My hand would constantly slide off my deathadder because there was like no grip like grabbing a ball.

Lunatick
Lunatick

bastion film

Source? Please dont lie to me, Bastion deserves love and affection.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

enemy has to only push 1 point on payload to win
everyone locks in mccree, pharah and roadhog then sits back

literally stand and watch them push it

what the fuck did you expect to happen

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

finally got Zarya summer skin
only took 12 levels
The junkrat intro and diving hog icon were just a bonus.
Feels good not to not spend money on RNG

Emberfire
Emberfire

Tracer meter dash when?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Has anyone figured out the correct tune to play on the bells at the start of Dorado yet?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

On the G502 there is a light bar system on the side that you can make flash when you change, glow constantly, shift between colors, etc for DPI settings.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

2 hours for the Reinhardt wrestling mania.

whereismyname
whereismyname

There's no problem with Lucio because both teams always pick him, so the speed boost is cancelled out that way.
The healing is ok because you have to wait 12 seconds to even amp it up, and the ult is not a problem since it is only good for pushes and lasts like 6 seconds.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Now entering: Hollywood
STOP IT

I'M FUCKING TIRED OF COINFLIPS EVEN THOUGH WE DEFENDED UNTIL OVERTIME AND THEY NEVER STOPPED OUR CART ONCE

STOP IT BLIZZARD OR I'M GOING TO DOWNLOAD CHEATS

Firespawn
Firespawn

Gods team playing so much fucking better than surefours but the still win the offence because of D.va cancer ult.

Nice game.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I have 800 dpi and 7-8 sens. Is this good or is it too much? Or does it just vary depending on what I play and there's no good sens for all chars.

Nojokur
Nojokur

solve the ARG
Solve the what?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Feels bad

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

both G502 and G303 are really good mouses, well done anons

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

you know you can change sens for different heroes in the options right?
you don't even need to press a button

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

traveling to [KOTH MAP]

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

"step out of you comfort zone" they said
"you have to git gud somehow" they said
lost ~10 ranks today
am now stuck in ELO hell
This is the last fucking time I take advice from the people in this general.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Surely you jest, the G502 is 130g without weights, Deathadder is around 105g. The G502 is widely considered to be one of the worst mouse best sensor combinations in existence.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I play on PS4. Debate me.

TreeEater
TreeEater

How do I play Tracer? Just like Genji but with more aim? What range should I try and shoot from?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Fun fact: most of you have gimped yourselves by purchasing `````````gamer'''''''' mice, especially if it's Razer.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Not learning german for your waifu
What kind of pleb are you user?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Lijang Tower for me
Whenever I hear those words I know that I've been winning too much lately and must be 'balanced' out
I swear I've never had a victory on that map

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

KOTH
Time to shit on people.

hairygrape
hairygrape

What were you playing before stepping out of your comfort zone ?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

k, I just set myself to 600/6 to get used to it first.
I'm already gonna need a way bigger mousepad for this.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Lucio. At least I was useful.

MPmaster
MPmaster

sick of koth
comp gives me nothing but Ilios and Chink Tower

askme
askme

Blizzard releases new heroes
"You can only get these heroes through our new Hero Loot Boxes!"
"Available for a limited time!"

massdebater
massdebater

Quickplay defence is uncarriable somtimes.

I am rank 70 McCree main and I just can't do that shit, it's always a solo healer ana on my team that can't even hit me when I stand still and look at her.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Take your assfaggots terms back to assfaggots, you worthless piece of shit. I hope you get set on fire.

Booteefool
Booteefool

chinese chart
some unknown chink mouses are the best

viagrandad
viagrandad

Fucking consistency. It's server side hit detection, which more or less feels like
if he hits you on his screen, it counts
also, if he hits you on your screen, it also counts
he hit on neither? aww come on, it's his ult, still counts

Client side hit detection, reduction to fucking 3 meters. Nigger has his swift strike to get close already.
Damage nerf would be nice as a none Genji player, but I can live without it and. Maybe reduce his health to 150/175 because he's a slippery jumpy mobile fuck and has no business being sturdier than Tracer when he can pick and choose any fucking engagement and always, ALWAYS get any medpack regardless of normal routes.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You say that, but I still get plenty of groups where people just can't figure out how to stand near the payload, or just continue to charge into a meatgrinder with nobody flanking.

But at this point, I'm so sick of the game I'll give it a go.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw you channel Doc Holliday in your final placement match to go 7-3 and get placed rank 61

Felt good lads, felt good.

Now I just need to find myself my own dedicated healslut to go to 70

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Use 800DPI, you nerds

Playboyize
Playboyize

QCK+ if you're on a budget, Zowie GS-R or Artisan pads if you have no qualms about spending $40+ on a mousepad, cloth over hard plastic/glass/aluminium pads.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I won my first 4 placement matches, i'm losing the rest aren't i

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Yeah I know but being able to quickly swap for FTH is great.

Eh, I felt it was too light at first so I put in 2 of the 36g weights so it is a bit heavier. Makes it feel more stable and I can move it more accurately. I really enjoy it way more than the deathadder. Fits my hand good, love the weight, being able to change the color to be dimmer unlike the blinding deathadder green bullshit, and it's a great mouse in my opinion. Not sure why people would hate the mouse.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Short range best range

You have blinks and recall that make you more mobile than Genji, so you should be slapping everyone with your thick futa dick as often as possible.

Recall is great. Timed right, it'll prolong your ability to fight someone by rewinding health, or yank you out of a bad position.

You should be abusing blink to get more hit and run tactics in. You'll also need to git gud at headshots, though, or else you'll just piss away your ammo for piddly damage.
Avoid tanks, and aim for the squishies. Mercy should be your absolute number one target. If you can slip past their defenses and get to her, you'll be able to easily put the kibosh on healing, buffs, and a nasty res that could save their asses

SPeaking as a Mercy main, a stubborn Tracer is my worst nightmare

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

McCree headshots only gamemode W H E N?

Oh wait they never will because of console scum plebs

King_Martha
King_Martha

Chinese

takes2long
takes2long

Do you open the crates as soon as you get them or save them up?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Remember don't be trash.

Still got 9 days to make top 500.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

That's nip, m8

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Chinese
That's Wapanese

RumChicken
RumChicken

Translate that chart into non-moonrunes pls

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

QCK+ was exactly what I just bought from amazon not 30 seconds ago.. 15in x 11in I think.
I already had a razer deathadder a friend of mine gave me around three years ago when we used to play WoW all the time and he won a naga from swifty.

FastChef
FastChef

g300 followed with chinknese

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Has blizzard told if this new patch is just bugfixes or some new stuff?
Also, is Blizz going to this year's Gamescom?

Methshot
Methshot

Love koth and payload maps
Always anubis, hanamura and volskaya
If the skirmish is on those maps I just leave the lobby, from what I can tell whatever maps on the skirmish is usually the one you'll play on.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Loved KOTH when the game first came out, hoped that they'd put in a KOTH only mode
Fucking hate it now

What changed?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Top 500 in NA on PC is 78. Friend of mine lost top 55 when he deranked to 77.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I've used a 400DPI mouse since before you were born

RavySnake
RavySnake

I only started last week so I'm still unranked.

Can't imagine I'll get far.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tfw average of the average

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

That isn't accurate because I got it at 68

5mileys
5mileys

Top 500 isn't tied to rank

Emberfire
Emberfire

So what time is the new brawl today anyways?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Try actutally playing to win on attacking side & having Widowmakers and Hanzo's on your team in the past 10 competitive matches.

Nojokur
Nojokur

You've used a 400DPI mouse since before 1988?
That's impossible, consider you were born in 2003.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Hanamura Castle
King's Row
I wish you could filter maps.

hairygrape
hairygrape

lowering your sensitivity will be worth it in the long run, i'm top 1% for accuracy on every character i play, rank 77 and my sens is 56cm/360. it'll be frustrating at first, you have to learn to use your arm, you should only be using your wrist at extreme ranges

Playboyize
Playboyize

used to play with 2 friends
was rank 56
realized my friends were utter shit
try solo q
got to rank 61

Pro tip: going in with groups will get you matched against other stacks, which won't be ooga booga like your team, and solo q usually puts you against other solo q, so both teams have the same chance for ooga booga (and less people throwing games).

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

A horizontal Genji. 10m is max range for her Pulse Pistols to get 240 damage from one clip, 11m-30m is damage falloff. Her Pulse Pistols have a 1 sec reload so you can reload while blinking. Each Blink moves her about 7m. Be aware of your blinks and Recall cd meters to escape if you get focused. Fuck up squishies and stragglers. Learn the maps and flank routes.

massdebater
massdebater

His ult charges slower so he isn't pulling out the weebstick every ten seconds.

His reflect hitbox being much smaller so that you can actually play around him reflecting by using AoE damage.

That honestly might be it.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw my naga isn't even on there

Snarelure
Snarelure

So you can make top 500 at a low rank???

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is Zenyatta or Lucio better for carrying qp as support?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Holy shit all great advice, thank you user

I know what you mean, I normally play Zen and she's HORRIBLE to deal with but I just unboxed T.Racer and I don't really have a DPS I can fall back on unlike with tank or support so I figured I would learn

My aim is my biggest weakness but I'll try and improve that first and foremost

Inmate
Inmate

Spotted the gamer grandpa, don't you have diapers to buy or something?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I usually end up with Bastion and Symmetra on attack.

TechHater
TechHater

Just changed my DPI to 100 and ingame sense to 3 and bought the largest desk and mousemat in the world.

Am I the best McCree in the world now?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw CP rewards are based in your highest season rank

AW YISSSSSSSS. I was so mad because I was at 67 but deranked down to 62. Just noticed I'm getting the 300 CPs anyway.

No idea what weapon to buy tho. If I buy a character weapon, does it buy the other? For example, Roadhog's hook and shotgun are separate or are they bought together?

farquit
farquit

everyone on this thread is supposedly rank 70+ top 500
people complain about genji

Hahaha, oh fuck, my sides. I guess top 500 on console is really fucking easy.

Bidwell
Bidwell

4 more levels till I can even enter ranked

TreeEater
TreeEater

naga has a worse sensor than the deathadders so you're off the right side of that chart most likely

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

tfw will forever remain below average because killing myself soon
A-at least I'm not in ELO, right? Right?
What does ELO even stand for?

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw been grinding for days and still don't have it

Methnerd
Methnerd

because the sensor is dogshit and should never be used in an FPS game

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

what are your settings?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

mfw I learned that you could doublejump as Junkrat
Now I want to learn to play him.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Not low, but lower than what you mentioned.

Snarelure
Snarelure

all he plays is winston in his comp games
still decides to cheat and risk all his esports cash

the fuck is wrong with this retard

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

t. Genjew main

I don't even like him, but I have to play him everygame because he's so fucking broken. Not even good at him and I'm rank 70 from abusing him xd x dx d xd x d xd PC btw.

TechHater
TechHater

mercy doesn't even speak swiss german, she speaks high german because blizzard didn't bother trying

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Badminton Mercy

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Genji is overpowered.

t. someone who is better than you
t. someone who has played 5 comp matches today and gotten genji-zenyatta abusers on both teams every time

cum2soon
cum2soon

If your team honestly can't hit shit, Zen. It's not worth keeping alive all of them, only one or two as meatshields while you mow down stuff.

If your teammates CAN hit shit, but they're trying to play Tank as Tracer/Soldier, that's where you play Lucio.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Someone teach me how to play Genji ;_;

likme
likme

shit ain't worth it

just do your placements and wait for next season

Snarelure
Snarelure

people unironically falling for the low sens meme
If I wanted an arm workout I'd jack off. When I play games I want to be comfy

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

yfw you pick Bastion on attack

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Mei's ass doesn't even need to be editted. It's perfect.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I get clutch kills as Lucio because of the speed boost
Enemy Reinhardt is super low
Puts up shield
Activate the speed boost
Punch him to death
I bet it looks hilarious in the death cam.

Spamalot
Spamalot

WHY THE MOTHERFUCK DON'T PEOPLE SHOOT ENEMIES IN THIS GAME, FOR FUCKS SAKE?!

I legitimately don't understand. It's just a single button press. M1. That's it. There couldn't, and isn't, be anything more simple in the game.

These fucking teams are just staring at people with discord orbs on them. They just watch enemies walk directly past them. They don't even try to defend themselves sometimes while they're being killed. The list goes on.

Like.. how can this be a problem? There's only a few buttons in the entire game, spacebar, m1, maybe m2, q, e, shift, and wasd. That's it. Is that seriously too much for people to comprehend?

I've lost entire rounds/games because these absolutely braindead retards won't just press M1. I can't believe it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Fuck should I continue playing this or replay Kingdom Hearts? I never beat it 14 years ago... It would bring back so many comfy memories.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

below average
i really wish i held off on my placement matches and didn't rush to do them when i just unlocked it

WebTool
WebTool

SPeaking as a Mercy main, a stubborn Tracer is my worst nightmare
Same here. Best case a good tracer will be annoying enough for your Rein to drop his shield or the Mercy to stop healing, worst case she'll kill all the backliners and blow tanks up with her bomb.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

People got good with Tracer

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

xD memes hows that 10000DPI 20sens treating you, 20% accuracy or so?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Started as 41, Ranked up to 51, surprisingly enough i think i did it without losing a single match in the process (maybe one, i can not remember).

Then went back to 47-48 and i cant seem to go up unless i exclusively play Lucio or Zenn. Which sucks because its not like i am bad with other characters, but i can only carry with Lucio.

idontknow
idontknow

sub 80
493

Oh shit, since when they were allowing special children to post here?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What if Mercy is actually German and moved to Switzerland? It just says her base of operations is in Switzerland and it would make sense she would like to live in a neutral country to help her humanitarian work.

JunkTop
JunkTop

solo queue
5 stack vs 6 stack
my stack take a Bastion
I pick Ana
pocket him like a fly on a fresh cow shit
win

Fun game.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It's a golden weapon set for a character, including for all reskins.

If you want to know, go to Hero Gallery and use those arrows.

Torb gets a golden hammer AND gun. Symmetra only gets a golden gun, despite her turrets and teleporter having unique appearances per skin.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

55
at least i'm average...

iluvmen
iluvmen

This
tfw we go 5 McCree and 1 Lucio, or 6 D.va
It just werks

Methnerd
Methnerd

The Elo rating system is a method for calculating the relative skill levels of players in competitor-versus-competitor games such as chess. It is named after its creator Arpad Elo, a Hungarian-born American physics professor.

ELO hell is the where you enter a rank where it becomes impossible to rank up based on the composition of your team being composed of very low rank/low skill/low participation teammates.

No matter what you do, typically once you enter ELO hell its very hard to get back out using random temmates.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Would you rather:
A) Nerf characters that are too powerful to put them on the same level as the rest of the cast?
B) Buff all the weaker characters to bring them to the same level as the stonger ones?

also

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Hero swapping is an integral part of overwatch

Zarya/D.va/Zen/Lucio/Genji/McCree is the one lineup on both teams in every single 70+ game

Epic. It's like a moba except you get mirror matches.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Every professional FPS player of all time is wrong

Emberburn
Emberburn

it's another "Goalie runs out of the goal every time the ball is in our half of the field" episode

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Are you posting that for (you)'s?

If so, fuck you. Here you go and now stop reminding me you little shit.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Barrier health increased to 2000
His health is converted to armour

Is he fixed?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Average average.

askme
askme

Well, at least I'm not there yet, though I'm so abd that 40-49 feels liek its own special kind of hell too.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

A). Power creep is a real issue that can unhinge the whole game's balance, unless you have a literal madman like Dota's Icefrog who will make everything work out in the end.

Flameblow
Flameblow

D.va
not Rein

Hey there <40.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Elo-Hell is a complete myth in Overwatch. Any rank 70 can literally solo an entire team of 40s using Genji/Tracer.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Not true. I float between 37 and 45. So that chart is inaccurate, unless I'm dragging myself out of elo hell every few days.
There is no such thing as ELO hell, people just suck and they're ranked where they belong.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I AM A BASTION MAIN
I HAVE TRAINED IN THE ELITE OMNIC ARMY
I HAVE OVER 30 KD RATIO
I'LL LITERALLY WIGGLE MY AIM SO I GET CONSTANT HEAD SHOTS
I WILL WRECK THE REAPER AND GENJI WHO WANTED TO KILL ME
I SUPPORT MY TEAM BY KILLING EVERYBODY AND ESPECIALLY HARAMBES
I AM HATED BY ALL
LOVED BY NONE
I AM A BASTION MAIN
AND I WILL SAVE YOUR TEAM

whereismyname
whereismyname

Barrier 2000
Maybe if you want him to be overpowered as shit

Methnerd
Methnerd

finally get a legendary after 40 levels
THIS IS IT, I'M GETTING THAT SUMMER ZARYA SKIN
.....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Get out of my matches

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

fug man, I want that

likme
likme

90 needs to be changed to aimhacks + 6 stacks only

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

winky face

Methshot
Methshot

I want to punch Mercy

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

HANA'D

Firespawn
Firespawn

Check out what i got

WebTool
WebTool

tfw i got that Zarya skin 2 times already

StonedTime
StonedTime

you didn't beep or boop
bastion main my ass

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You seem a bit upset user.

Booteefool
Booteefool

i don't know how to read

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

getting the mercy line where her balls drop

My condolences

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Austrian character when

I want the holy trinity to be complete

idontknow
idontknow

Not swapping rein for d.va when you don't have to push through a difficult choke

Good to see you again mr <30

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

100 meter dash to do a 360, i approve

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I got a Mei legendary skin earlier today. :(

King_Martha
King_Martha

EL OH EL

Soft_member
Soft_member

have 11 or 12 loot boxes unopened
refuse to open them until you get 24 boxes
This is painful.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I hate the disco orb

RavySnake
RavySnake

barrier health 2000
Might as well make it indestructible. Only Roadhog's ult or Bastion fire will break it before it disappears.

1000 health and CD of 12 seconds after you place it, rather than after it disappears, is all the tankiness he needs. Effective uptime of 40% compared to the ~30ish percent right now.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Being autistic is probably painful

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I had the same problem except replace D.Va with Genji

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

only bad koth map is the indoors chinky one, absolutely trash.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Why 24?

Snarelure
Snarelure

His weapon would be a giant sausage

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I open them as soon as I get them, since the items they have are locked in anyway.

SniperGod
SniperGod

5 seconds to go till setup
duo group picks bastio + torb on Anubis ATK

NOPE

leave

RavySnake
RavySnake

It's not a meme if it's true BRUH, I'm sure you're happier than a pig in shit wallowing around in Rank 65 or whatever you are like and that's fine. You shouldn't sleight others who are trying to improve though, and if it's something you're going to be doing a lot, not trying to improve just seems like even more of a waste of time than just playing Overwatch itself.

RumChicken
RumChicken

What the fuck is Staph

TechHater
TechHater

You are both mistaken, IGN took a survey and published that a large disparity of players in the 20-49 range find it very difficult to win games that they don't enter with a premade team based on matchmaking.

5mileys
5mileys

walk around corner
discord instantly on you
mccree deletes you with a headshot

RumChicken
RumChicken

Friend bought the game less than a week ago
he's level 19
he has sprinter tracer, one of the zarya weightlifter legendaries and one lucio football legendary
I just don't get it, I even accused him of buying loot boxes, but I don't even really believe that he'd buy them to be honest

Nojokur
Nojokur

youtube.com/watch?v=LzfbYI7wi0I

Supergrass
Supergrass

I want to make it feel like that grind was worth it. It probably won't be.

That's the number you get for drop 20 dollars.

King_Martha
King_Martha

His shift would be corruption
His e would be a fascist party
His ultimate would be imprisoning people in his basement

Bidwell
Bidwell

wouldn't golden turrets scream HEY I'M SHINY SHOOT ME though?

massdebater
massdebater

been playing Zenyatta since open beta
still have neither of his achievements

LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

Emberfire
Emberfire

nigga they already have a GLOWING RED OUTLINE.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Hold team until 0 secs left
Overtime
Overtime keeps refreshing
We lose the point
Why make a timed system if in reality we have to hold for twice as long. Just make this game Offense v Offense and make every map KoTH
I know that Blizzard knows that Defense is shit but at least make an effort to not make it as shit.

Genji wouldn't be as much of threat if defense at it's core wasnt so impossible in this game.

FastChef
FastChef

How does Mercy's staff heal non humanoids like D.Vas mech?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

using his ult with all 5 of your teammates nearby
impossible
even with the speed buff

nigga that happens like every game I got that shit in my first game as Zenyatta

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

decide to have some quickplay fun
TRAVELING TO HANAM--
esc leave game
wait one minute
TRAVELING TO HANAMURA

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I play competitive watch for competitive players such as myself.

Tips fedora

kys

Fine taste.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is this real? Post link I'm in a rage mood

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i got mine when a full charged zarya blackholed our entire team in front of the entire enemy team and then their pharah ulted us point blank. just ulting a normal team wipe isn't enough.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

D.Va has a staph infection, obviously

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

And he would be a kangaroo names Adolf

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Just a game, bro :^)

StonedTime
StonedTime

Can you read?
go to Hero Gallery and use those arrows

Do that and I fucking dare you to ask that question again.

Also, what said.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

s-sauce?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I swear I'll buy some boxes if I don't get the 100% GERMAN POWER by the end of the season.

likme
likme

Nisu

Give sauce mah men.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Cheers luv, the bad news is here.

youtube.com/watch?v=BJ8_w1OffIk

Its ok you can still get better.

Skullbone
Skullbone

i rarely even play comp, i just use the characters i find fun.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I already have the other version

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Symettra, Gibraltar defense
have sentries set up in the usual what the fuck fashion
End up being literally the only one on the point
spam group up
nobody listens, go zen to try and hold them back
lol fuck you nigger
enemy steamrolls us
objective time: gold: 27 seconds
quit
I'm not going to carry a bunch of pre-100 shitters who refuse to stand on the point.
For christ's sake, we had a widowmaker.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Got it just healing Rein and Zarya and some nimbwit Soldier stuck in a junktrap through a Hanzo ult.
You get six (6) seconds of 300 hp/s compared to the 200hp/s before the patch where I got that shit. That's 1800 HP you can heal someone getting focused, up to over 9000 no meme's here, just put Harmony on someone beforehand during your entire ult. That's just theorycrafting, sure, but you have all the tools available.
Just hop in the next Zarya + Pharah/Hanzo combo and you're good.

Now discord? That one's a real bitch.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I just want a Lucio legendary

Inmate
Inmate

tfw rank 55 (peak 56) and 51 comp points
not going to get the golden weapons

E-enjoy your weapons guys.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

we all know that feel.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

AHAHAH

FUCK YOU GAME

Why isn't there a way to melt shit you don't want.
Literally my 4th summer skin and I don't want any of them.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

genji main

embarassing

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is this game any good? ive heard good things but remain somewhat skeptical, thinking of getting it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I don't play genji but that skin is top notch

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

fuck you that's the best new skin and i don't even play genji

idontknow
idontknow

WHY the fuck do you get so many skins?

28 boxes here. I fucking wish I got Eidgenossin or Kronor or AmeriCree, but NO, have some more sprays.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

do you have friends to play with?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

when you annihilate a standard tryhard comp with a lol comp

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Third best epic summer skin after Americree and Switzerland Mercy you dumb nigger

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

implying
That's the reason why I don't want it.

I will literally never pick Genji

King_Martha
King_Martha

So was it intentional or accidental that these guys are totally Palestinians?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Literally never.
Defense heroes if buffed would make the game unfun for shitters. Paraphrased from blizzard's own statements

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I am fully Erect

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Who?

Methnerd
Methnerd

So we got 3 new skins and a couple of recolor skins you can only get from limited time loot boxes this summer?

Fuck this game.

TreeEater
TreeEater

implying it matters
It's fucking Genji, I won't touch that shit except in QP if we have 3+ other Genjis.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Funny because 2 of the 3 I had are Americree and Swiss Mercy.

The third is Zarya Champion.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yes.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Rank is more a measure of how much you play than how good you are.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is there a video showing how to kill tracers as anything other than her hard counters?

She is so fucking annoying to play against

Supergrass
Supergrass

i had a 6 man genji QP game and that shit is difficult as fuck to control. i guess you just need the muscle memory.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

then buy it, 40 bucks is not a big deal

askme
askme

But tweaks and shit that only raises the skill ceiling is A-OK.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Step 1- shoot them

Methshot
Methshot

All I'm lacking are Widow Genji and McMeme in the epic department

Already got strike lucio and gbr tracer, that's enough there since I don't play Zarya

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

aight

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE LUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

eGremlin
eGremlin

yess...............

farquit
farquit

just got summer zarya an hour ago
feel all warm and fuzzy

Soon my brother, soon.

Inmate
Inmate

Finally drop an Olympic skin, after like 3 vanilla legos and a bunch of epics.
It's the one that everybody on Earth except me wants.

At least the salt of my Genji main friends makes up for a bit of the pain of not getting any of the skins I'll ever use.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I actually was pretty lucky to get Eidgenossin and Seleção (they are the best of the new skins).
I wish I had the S:76 and Reaper victory poses though.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

isnt your first box guaranteed to give you an epic/legendary though?

Evilember
Evilember

welp, time to main genji

JunkTop
JunkTop

it's the worst genji skin, only the worst kind of weebs want it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

As an avid Tracer player the best thing to keep them in line is spike damage. Any actual sudden burst of damage will likely kill them because they won't have any time to press "e". Direct Pharah rockets, McCree headshots (assuming you're not close enough for flash bang), Soldier helix rockets, Torb shotgun blasts at close range, ect. Fuck even Genji can get close, right click once and hit shift at the same time. Dead Tracer. But Genji is currently bullshit right now.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Why is this okay?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Someone spends more time crying in chat about how shit someone is than actually playing the game
Gets killed 3 times while typing
"I FUCKING CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SEASON TO END SO I CAN'T STOP GETTING MATCHED WITH SHITTERS"
People like this actually exist

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

quickplay matches 2-4k
slow buttfuck grind
try ranked
volskaya
takes literally half hour and manage to win a long tough game
5k exp
have to play ANOTHER match just to level up
finally get loot box
they're all dupes

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

roadhog insta gib combo
junkrat trap/mines
76 helix rocket
the monkey dick
spam zarya alt fire where you think she will be

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

NEW BRAWL FUCKING WHEN?

TreeEater
TreeEater

that many streetpigs, where is your zen?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

haven't played her for a while
keep trying to recall one second early

5mileys
5mileys

How do I deal with the fact that every team I get put on now gets absolutely destroyed by the other team no matter what we do? I just hit above level 100 and I keep getting put against teams that are levels 150-300+ and they seem to have the aiming skills of gods because I can't fucking do anything against them before I get wiped out and my team gets wiped out. I've lost like the last 15 matches in a row. I know, "git gud," but do I really have to fight like 1000 hopeless battles to even stand a chance of competing against these people, because it feels like everyone I'm getting matched with and against is so far above my skill level that I can't possibly do anything against them.

w8t4u
w8t4u

zen puts discord on enemy tracer
get a direct hit with helix rockets

Such a good feeling

idontknow
idontknow

hopefully not until the events over, i love all the ez exp from idling

RumChicken
RumChicken

I don't see a problem here

Booteefool
Booteefool

that and 2 groups vs 6 randoms

StonedTime
StonedTime

isnt there an afk timer?

Techpill
Techpill

problem is she zips so fast that a direct hit with a projectile weapon such as phara's rocket or 76's helix is a pretty rare occurance

I guess I could always go junkrat and place a trap plus spam grenades like there's no tomorrow

likme
likme

I WANT FREEDOM MCARTHUR

WHY IS IT SO HARD BLIZZARD

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Get Zen's mighty foot spray
Spray it on people's stupid cute sprays
They get legit mad.

Amazing.

RumChicken
RumChicken

'Straya

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

get a Winston POTM
can't record the highlight because my highlights are full of Lucioball

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

nope

Bidwell
Bidwell

End my life

T. Lucio

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

sub 80 shitters want a winston buff
lmao

RumChicken
RumChicken

PATCH WHEN

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

got Weightlifter Zarya and American McCree from a single lootbox
it was my free lootbox

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

thanks m8

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Ebin.

How's your luck with the summer skins /owg/?

takes2long
takes2long

I'll be honest, I just spray in her direction as soldier and if she's dumb enough not to recall after a few stray shots, she's gonna eat rocket splash and die.
They always assume that everything above 80 health is the safe zone and if they don't take high burst damage, they don't recall I find.

w8t4u
w8t4u

thanks friendo

askme
askme

Eat shit.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Quick someone make a new thread

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Hana is for Anal

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

lying lyers selling lye

Playboyize
Playboyize

If anyone is constructing a mural for edgy/passive aggressive shit, I'd like to make a donation

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Note to anyone playing torbjorn:

Stop.
Symettra does your job better and her ult does more than stop people from destroying her toys.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Totally shit. I have gotten a Tracer one I don't want and a fuckton of sprays, emotes and PLAYER ICONS.

I just want my americree.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What patch?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Random (and some not so random) Junkrat grenades are also very dangerous. The fact they don't initially explode after being shot, yet explode on character impact also opens the enemy up to a combo explosion that will most definitely instagib Tracers- and again, there's no pressing "e" in that scenario. Yes shooting them can be pretty difficult, but practicing some wider flick shots would probably help you a lot.

massdebater
massdebater

lol

likme
likme

I got fucking 3 of those
JUST

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Someone make a new thread!!!!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

pick symmetra every game and lose your way back into the mmr trashcan, i do it whenever i want to learn a new hero. do it until there are no nerd stars on either team except for you

girlDog
girlDog

bigboys

farquit
farquit

You got btfo.

takes2long
takes2long

Dear user

No.

Yours truly

user.

Soft_member
Soft_member

ok making one

eGremlin
eGremlin

veekyforums.com/thread/151196569/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151196569/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151196569/video-games

NEW

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

It's the all too common Tracer-dilemma of "can I empty the rest of this magazine or can I survive a little more hp loss before I have to recall?"

Failing to use Recall or using Recall too early are both very bad mistakes to make.

RumChicken
RumChicken

tfw 76 and on a win streak

I really want to make that run at top 500. I managed to get top 200 before the UI worked but I don't know if that counts for the end of season rewards.

girlDog
girlDog

That's my problem when playing with my friends. They have the game knowledge down, but they can't EXECUTE. I always have to finish eliminations for them because they can't kill. When I end up dying, our team gets wiped, while any remaining enemies have 10-20hp left.

5mileys
5mileys

And that's how i got to 70+

Flameblow
Flameblow

bad meme
didn't link to previous thread

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I think it does, if you got there once you get the stuff

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

New thread

veekyforums.com/thread/151196569/video-games

Booteefool
Booteefool

It was before they "fixed" the display for the top 500 markers, I'm worried they didn't bother recording stats before that.

guess I have to wait and see

Soft_member
Soft_member

ass can never be buffed enough
i'd buff that thing 3 hours a day, even be willing to go full time 5 days a week and clock in for overtime if she asked me to gimme the cloth and the polish and let's get started.

Inmate
Inmate

He doesn't respect the rivet
Kek.

Skullbone
Skullbone

they really need to do something about the defense heroes.

Toblerone and Bastion are completely worthless in attack modes, they literally have nothing to do the entire match and are just troll picks.

Inmate
Inmate

6500 overbux
no new skins to purchase

gamescom better have some good shit

FastChef
FastChef

best 4 are
stun -> headshot with mccree
poke -> helix direct with 76
direct -> melee cancel dunk with pharah/junkrat
everything else she can e out of or force you to play as an active liability because she shits out 400 dps on big bodies

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