Best American Sports Car for mai waif?

Wife drives an '88 Camaro. It makes me sick. No ABS, no air bag, fuck not even auto-tensioning seatbelts. You kidding me?

She's already ended up sideways on the road because the brakes locked up. I'm done with this fucking turd.

So here's the requirements.

1. ABS
2. Airbags and 4+star safety rating per test
3. 4+ seating
4. Somewhat or generally sport-oriented
5. Made around 1996-2005

B-b-b-bonus round!

6. Traction control
7. Coupe
8. Low rear-deckheight/large rear glass (good visibility)

I want reliability, ease of maintenance, and good looks (that's the ONLY thing that matters to her).

Sell me.

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SRT-4 Neon

cant go wrong with a V4 Viper

Focus ST, now git out.

Every time. Most reliable Neon daily

um....looks are the first qualifier. I can't seriously ask her to drive some gay eurotrash-looking fagdom.

Choice should be obvious.

C5 Corvette or LS1 trans am. I believe all C5 vettes had transaction control so old men can easily drive them.

Trans AM are so rare here, there's some blonde milf that drives a lowered dark green ws6 with ttops and the road presence every time overshadows all the chinks in gtrs and rednecks in bro trucks

>road presence

easy to achieve when you drive one of the ugliest cars ever produced

>trash talking god loving truck driving americans
i think maybe youre some faggot mandom too now ..... this whole webpage is euro queer central .......

2008-2010 Chevrolet Cobalt SS Turbo
>ABS
>traction control
>airbags
>decent crash test ratings
>with the small rear spoiler, there's good visibility
>turbocharged LNF 2.0L engine is fucking bulletproof
>engine can EASILY be tuned for more power

And a bonus:
>THE cheapest car you will ever find with launch control.

For a while, it held the record of the fastest FWD car to lap the Nurburgring. The Cobalt SS Turbo has since become known as a giant slayer.

>inb4 that retard posts about the ignition switch scandal and how Fox News says they're all gonna turn off while driving cuz Fox News said it

And as a bonus, the 2.0L 4 cylinder is fairly easy to work on. You could rebuild the entire engine without every taking it out of the car. It's been done.