Best American Sports Car for mai waif?

You want her to fuck other men?

Yeah but....does it look like sex? Cuz from what I see, it couldn't drop panties if you left them on the roof by accident.

Again, she drives a third gen camaro, I need something that will hands-down out-sex that thing so she dumps the loser and gets with the real shit

buy your stupid wife a used camry for like $2000 or tell her to fuck off and buy a car herself

>Again, she drives a third gen camaro, I need something that will hands-down out-sex that thing

a fucking Civic can do that

I want her to forget she ever saw anything in that one-tire-frying rattling sled.

You're not even american

The Cobalt does have a sexier, but less capable sister car.

Meet the Saturn Ion Redline.
2.0L Supercharged I4
same basic engine as the Cobalt SS turbo (minus the direct fuel injection, variable valve timing, and launch control) but with a more reliable supercharger instead

It has 4 doors. The rears are Suicide doors, and the body panels are all dent-resistant plastic so she'll never have to worry about literal fender benders.

Why are there so many euro queers here...

you remember that reddit found out how to chan now, right?

jeez /o can't sell for SHIT

Those are your options if you want to seat 4 people. You're not going to be getting some zl1 that'll burn corollas at stop lights.
Oh yeah and maybe a Taurus SHO.