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Alright lads, here's how this works:

I want you to take any number of consecutive digits from your post number and come back with an event that happened that year. BCE, AD, some other calendar system, doesn't matter. Just bring back something cool.

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~2550 BC: About this time, Mesannepada is king of Ur (followed by his son, A-annepadda) who founds the First dynasty of Ur and overthrows the last king of Uruk, as well as Mesalim of Kish.

That is, unfortunately, about all the information that exists about this, those guys being part of one of those fun Bronze Age dynastic lists that take up so much of the Bible, or in this case a stele.

Allende getting wrecked.

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>vows not to resign
>shot himself with an assault rifle the same day
Something is fishy here

>594 AD
Byzantine Emperor Maurice conquers some Slavs

What is it with Easterners and conquering Slavs?

1260-
May 5 – Kublai Khan becomes a claimant to the Mongol Empire after the death of Möngke Khan.
May 21 – Kublai sends his envoy Hao Jing to negotiate with Song dynasty Chancellor Jia Sidao, after the small force left by Kublai south of the Yangtze river is destroyed by a Chinese army of the Southern Song dynasty. Chancellor Jia Sidao imprisons the entire embassy of Kublai. This slight will not be forgotten by Kublai, but he is unable to assault the Song due to the civil war with his rival brother Ariq Böke.
September 3 – The Mamluks defeat the Mongols at the Battle of Ain Jalut in Galilee, marking their first decisive defeat and the point of maximum expansion of the Mongol Empire. Isa ibn Muhanna is appointed amir al-ʿarab under the Mamluks.

Kublai...had a hard life

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612 B.C.E. Babylon, capital of the Neo-Babylonian Empire, becomes the largest city in the world, taking the lead from Nineveh.

Byzantine–Sassanid War: King Khosrau II captures Ancyra, an important Byzantine military base in central Anatolia. After the conquest of Egypt and Palestine he restores the Persian Empire as it existed in 490 BC under Darius I.

He just got depressed

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>B.C.E.
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630 AD
Muhammad's Conquest of Mecca

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Byzantine–Bulgarian War: Emperor Justinian II defeats the Bulgars of Macedonia and recaptures Thessalonica, the second most important Byzantine city in Europe.[1] He resettles the subdued Slavs in Anatolia (modern Turkey), where they are required to provide 30,000 men to the Byzantine army.

>680
The sixth ecumenical council begins in Constantinople.
Asparukh subjugates what is today Bulgaria, leading to the foundation of the First Bulgarian Empire.

Useless date

You have options besides 694, you know.

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61 AD
Battle of Watling Street, roman victory although heavily outnumbered in Britain. Marked the end of Boudicas revolt.

782 AD
Massacre of Verden: Charlemagne executes 4,500 'rebel' Saxons at Verden for practicing paganism. He issues the Capitulatio de partibus Saxoniae and imposes Christianity on the Saxons, making Saxony a Frankish province.

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1512 - Right in the middle of the clusterfuck that was the War of the League of Cambrai

The Battle of Ravenna, fought on 11 April 1512, by forces of the Holy League and France, was a major battle of the War of the League of Cambrai in the Italian Wars. Although the French drove the Spanish-Papal army from the field, their victory failed to help them secure northern Italy, and they would be forced to withdraw from the region entirely by August 1512.

828 AD. Was a leap year. Also,

Siege of Syracuse: The Muslims under Asad ibn al-Furat defeat a Byzantine relief army sent from Palermo and backed by a Venetian fleet led by Giustiniano Participazio. Al-Furat decides to break off the siege at Syracuse, his forces suffer greatly from lack of food. Later he dies during an outbreak of an epidemic.

834 AD- Louis The Pious is restored as the King Of The Franks. Also the year that is recognized as the birth year of Aud The Deep Minded the matriarch of the people of Laxardal

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598 AD The conversion of the Anglo-Saxons

Anno Domini 595
Benedictine monks under Augustine of Canterbury on a mission to Britain, to Christianize king Æthelberht and the Kingdom of Kent from native Anglo-Saxon paganism. He carries letters of commendation to bishops and is accompanied by Frankish interpreters.

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Muhammad (PBUH) first begins to preach to the masses

In this year Roman defences collapsed leading to a massive migration of Slavs into the Balkans leading to the eventual creation of all modern south Slavic states. An army of Slavs under Hacon attempt to besiege the city of Thessaloniki alongside the Avars but eventually fail. The city of Dubrovnik is founded by refugees from the mainland fleeing the destruction of Epidamnum at the hands of the Slavs.

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31 a.d.; one of the suggested dates for the cruxifition of jesus

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Uninteresting year, most noteworthy thing to happen is a viking raid up the thames that ends up in a catastrophic defeat at the hands of saxon king Æthelwulf

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Wow an original thread not about wwii or africa in Veeky Forums ?
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~945 BC the temple of salomon is finished

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957 AD

Death of Western Roman Emperor Haltrinian, who ruled over Morocco

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>The Battle of Orsha was fought on 8 September 1514, between the allied forces of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and the Kingdom of Poland, under the command of Hetman Konstanty Ostrogski; and the army of the Grand Duchy of Moscow under Konyushy Ivan Chelyadnin and Kniaz Mikhail Golitsin. The Battle of Orsha was part of a long series of Muscovite–Lithuanian Wars conducted by Muscovite rulers striving to gather all the former Kievan Rus' lands under their rule.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Orsha

1514, Battle of Orsha, Lithuanians and Poles BTFO Muscovy

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO VLAD THE IMPALER'S DAD!
>Vlad II (born 30 August 1400), known as Vlad Dracul (English: Vlad the Dragon), was a voivode (English: duke) of Wallachia. He reigned from 1436 to 1442, and again from 1443 to 1447. He was the father of Mircea II, Vlad Călugărul (English: Vlad the Monk), Vlad III Dracula/ Vlad Tepes, who became posthumously known by the epithet Țepeș (English: the Impaler), and Radu III the Beautiful.

>Vlad II received the surname Dracul in 1431, after being inducted into the Order of the Dragon, founded in 1408 by the King Sigismund of Hungary (the later Holy Roman Emperor), as part of a design to gain political favor from the Catholic Church and to aid in protecting Wallachia against the Ottoman Empire.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_II_Dracul

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Thanks for the contribution butthurt ruskie.
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>Battle of Yarmouk
>Byzantines get BTFO by Muslims

Rome is getting buttraped

they've lost a horrible battle in Persia and the Alemanni an Franks are starting to make their push into Roman teritory

Roooooool

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Treaty of Königsberg is signed, establishing an alliance between Charles X Gustav of Sweden and Frederick William, Elector of Brandenburg.

>rip poland-lithuania