ITT car acronyms

spot the "oldfag"

Fix
Ort
Ragain
Dony

i always heard

Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its a Cadillac

Chevrolet:
>Cheap, Hot-running Engine Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Dodge:
>Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
GM
>Gone Mental
Honda:
>Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
KIA:
>Killed In Accident

Melting
Gaskets

What's Volkswagen and Ssangyong then, tough guys?

VW - Vagina Wagon

Slow shit around niggers grown young over newborn goths

Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

Dies
On
Day
Guarantee
Expires

First
On
Race
Day

Failed
Inspection
Again
Today

General
Mismanagment

Doesn't Carroll drive an F-body in Aqua Team Hunger Force?

>Carroll
Lol, it's up for speculation but I've heard it's either a 240 or a 3000GT/Stealth

Looks like an S14

>fucked
fixed

lol, nice try

>assmad GM fangirl

Ford - Failure Of Research and Development

Fiat- Fix It Again Tony

GM- cant compete

I like fords pre-1979 everything after that went full retard

>assmad GM fangirl
yes

Very ornery, lackluster kike-built shitboxes with a German etched name

Seriously
Shitty
And
Not
Getting
Your
Own
Nissan
GT-R

Practically
Everything
U
Got
Eventually
Veeky Forums
Trashed

Really
Everyone
Never-endingly
Assumes
U
Look
Trashy

Cars
In
The
Road
Over
England
Non-functional

Camaro Sucks Shit

Big
Motherfucking
Wallet

Mit
Et
Rgain
Cony
E
D
E
S
-
B
E
N
Z

General
Motors

It's a stealth, they were giving away a replica on adult swims facebook page at one point

Found
On
Road
Dead

Honestly surprised it hasn't been taken yet.

Oix
Pt
Egain
Lony

Comfy
Inexpensive
Traction to the front wheels
Reliable
Veeky Forums approved
Elegant
Niggers

>not Government Motors

you had one job.

Trackday
On
Your
Only
Trueno
AE86

Sales
Suspended
Completely

Piggers
Oiggers
Niggers
Tiggers
Iiggers
Aiggers
Ciggers

Terrorists
Only
Yield
Other
Terrorist's
Automobiles

Vape
Warriors

>No Audi

Come on, anons, I'm about to lease one and I need an acronym to make me regret my purchase.

Always Unsafe, Dead Instantly

i tried

...

GMC- Garage Mans Companion
Ford- Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

Ive always liked the one about Ford since Dodge started by making parts for Ford

I thought these were supposed to represent an accurate stereotype of a brand.

FoundOnReDdit
Perfect.

they are

howabout,

Always Under Diagnostic Inspection

That's more like it.

Most
Of our
Parts
Are
Rebuilt

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Miatas
Aren't
Zippy
Dumb
Asses

Miata
Is
Always
The
Answer

Gotta
Mechanic
Coming

Big
Money
Wasted

Hoes
On
Nigger
Dicks
Always

Gslower
Than
Rcorvette

Fags (who)
Occasionally
Ride
Dicks

kek

Commonly
Orally
Rapes
Vigorously
Enraged
Triggered
Teens
E-Penises

Hope
You
Understand
Nothing's
Drivable
And
Inexpensive

Attention:
User
Doesn't
Indicate

VIRGIN
WHISPERS

Fix
Ort
Rgain,
Dony

Very
Wasteful

Found
Ion
Aoad
Tead

Many Evil Raging Cunts Equally Drive Shitty

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Driver Returns On Foot (Ford backwards)

Virtually Worthless

Audi had a major safety scandal in the 80s and 90s with unintended acceleration lawsuits like Toyota had around 2010.

...

Actually
Civics
Until
Rebuilt
Appealingly

Toyota Oyota Yota Ota Ta A

That's the best I got, take it or leave it.

>hates post 79
Boomer

Polichu machane

not quite:

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Seriously Useful Boxer AWD Rumbly Ute But Also Just Awful

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

Pix
Ot
Ngain
Tony
Iix
At
Cgain

Vegans

Only

Like

Vermin

Otherkins

Mostly
Old
Parts
And
Rust

To
Own
You
Oblige
Total
Apathy

Flipped
Over
Reservation
Decoration

Chrysler
Highly
Recommends
You
Should
Learn
Engine
Repair

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