ITT car acronyms

spot the "oldfag"

Fix
Ort
Ragain
Dony

i always heard

Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its a Cadillac

Chevrolet:
>Cheap, Hot-running Engine Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Dodge:
>Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
GM
>Gone Mental
Honda:
>Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
KIA:
>Killed In Accident

Melting
Gaskets

What's Volkswagen and Ssangyong then, tough guys?

VW - Vagina Wagon

Slow shit around niggers grown young over newborn goths

Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time


Dies
On
Day
Guarantee
Expires

First
On
Race
Day