>Overtaking guy by using overtaking lane
>Guy swerves at me deliberately as I pass
>Wake up in the ditch on the other side of road
>Call ambulance
>Footage of his plate, car and face on gopro that survived
Check. Mate. I don't live in America, so I didn't sue for eleventy billion dollars. But I got a nice new bike, augmented leg and shoulder going for me.
Too many bad driver experiences to list otherwise. Formerly a motorbike urgent courier.
He gunned his truck so he was technically ahead of me by 2/3 car lengths. I would have hit him on his right rear panel by the rear wheel. I didn't have a dash cam at that time (I do now) so he would have boldly lied and said I was the one that left my lane to hit him. The vast majority of people are liars when it comes to taking financial responsibility. This is a republican area after all so other peoples' problems are their problems. And if they have a problem, they make it someone else's problem so that they don't pay for it.
Regardless, my natural tendency is to not cause problems for others, so I did not hit him though he swerved into my lane, so I ate the curb.
Should have pitted him and floored it into the side of the truck, hopefully flipping it and killing him instantly. Best case scenario is that he didn't have any kids or brothers so you would take his retarded lineage out of the gene pool forever.
>driving back home on way to dinner
>road is only 2 lanes (one direction each)
>stuck behind crossover and another car doing ~20 MPH
>while going around curve, find source
>methuselah and wife in crown vic
>methuselah fucking SLOWS TO 5 MPH, looking over both sides of gated railroad crossing like it's the fucking Great Depression
>drive another 1/4 mile before woman behind me in Mitsubishi Outlander gets pissed, overtakes on shoulder
>road finally widens to two lanes
>Woman in a giant van thing stops in the middle of the road so I can turn across
>one lane of traffic between her and my destination, not stopped
>45mph zone
>"no, you go"
>"you'll make it"
>lady just go i'll take a gap when it opens my car can actually accelerate
>"i'm just trying to be nice"
>"just go"
>retard behind me wildly honking, expecting me to blindly dive across a 45mph lane i can't see most of because of a pigfat van thing and the line of pigfat van things piled up behind it
>stop sign
>no you go! wave wave!
>i stay put, retard behind me honks
>another car bolts across, thinks it was being waved
>squint a little
>waver was a woman
this happens to me at least twice a week
stop fucking trying to alter the right of way to be nice
stop being nice
why the fuck do women have to be nice
>be me
>Turning left at stop sign
>Blinker doesn't shut off like it usually does
>I don't notice
>Go straight through a green light while signalling left
And that was the time I was a bad driver on accident. All the other times were on purpose
>911
Hey mate, what's the number for emergency services here in Australia?
> be green blob trying to turn left
> blue cunts waiting at light completely fucking obscuring oncoming 40mph traffic
> literally can't see unless you creep out into the intersection and pray you catch a glimpse
> easing forward in my shitbox
> 0 visibility whatsoever.
> press the nose of my car out from behind cunt wall of cars
> BEEEEEEEEEEPP WOO WOOP WOOOOOO
> two sheriff's cars with lights on fly by, honking as if I nearly killed them
Nigger for real? If I had driven it blindly like a dumbfuck there's a 100% chance you would have killed me in your 7,000lb suburban.
No surprise there have been multiple accidents within the last few months.
Giving them the finger a couple of times and signalling for them to back the fuck off usually works from experience.
> be in my subdivision
> driving along
> some kid in beat up old shot going 5 miles an hour slowly veering into my lab as in coming up to him
> honk
> kid looks up
> on his fucking phone and almost at a 45 degree angle in my lane
These fucking phones dude, people need to pay attention. This is why I don't like riding near the suburbs any more.
Also
> not having some form of handgun with you for protection