What is the most useless thing in a car?

I think the dehydration is affecting your brain function

The little light that tells you your hand brake is on

I fucking know it's on

Lard ass detected

Passenger seats ;_;

My wife

Autotragics do have 2nd and 1st gear locks, might be slightly important to monitor that

So how again am I a lardass for wanting a water bottle holder?

yeah I must be pretty fat from all the water I drink in my car

Because you got triggered

Some even have all 4 or 8