Driving home today

considering buying this car

nl.ww3.autoscout24.be/classified/289249879?asrc=st|as

average losers will think it's an e200 and try to race me

but then i destroy them

?

You're literally a faggot. Kill yourself.

You'll get a few bullets through your window trying that fuck shit in Chicago.

>stuff that didn't happen
>things that aren't true
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I'll brake check Chief Keef nigga. I don't give a fuck anymore.

>edgy
>wigger
>tough guy

jesus where to start

>driving grandfathers turbocharged cl600
>it has just been at dealers for regular maintenance and new tires brakes
>litteraly perfect condition
>last 20km i get on curvy road
>road is wet and slippery
>ive just got dl fer months ago and most powerful car ive driven was vw shitbox since my country had regulations back then
>if you are under 23 you cant drive anything that has more than 90kw
so basicaly you must drive shitbox for 5 years if you started driving at 18 and if yo ustarted at 24 you can drive whatever you want, stupid but anyway back to story
>trip wasn't long, maybe 70km
>driving slower than hair grows because car is so powerful, i dont have little expirience and because police will fuck me if they catch me doing anything stupid in 360+ kw car
>suddendly a wild audi s4 appears in my rear view mirror
>its local rags to riches guy
>his audi is stanced to death
>windows black asf, way oversized alloys and lowered as far as it goes
>starts tailgating
>i really hoped i wont be draged into a race but fuck it
>kick the throttle like theres no tommorow
>merc's traction control kicks in and saves me from crushing the car
>did not expect so much power
>anyway, he catches me and continues to tailgate, pushing me harder and harder
>road is wet but here comes the straight part around 3 km long
>weather is shitty so there is probably no police
>push the throtle gently this time and start to accelerate
>look at mirror and he's not there
>he is right beside me
>nope.png
>kick down one more time, but this time its straight road and higher speed
>audi driver rekt and humiliated in left lane
>straight part is over and its now curvy all the way
>he catches me again
>my driving skills combined with big mercedes are no matc for few years older guy with quattro s4
>i was giving up and slowing down, but he was determined to pass me before that
>im doing under the speed limit now as we enter left side corner
>he gets in left lane and passes me
cont

>for some reason he is still in left lane while we are in corner, he is driving like he's alone on track
>corner is almost over and he floors it
>he suddendly gets hard on brakes and tries toget as much to the left as he can
>wtfisgoingon.gif
>fucking motorcade is coming from another direction
>first police car crashes into audi
>second one hard almost stopped but road was wet and bumps them slightly
>i slowly cruise off from crash scene
>mfw next day father asks medid i see the crash

did he died?

nobody died, but 2 cars were wrecked, one og them being police car, and since it was some piliticial being transported it gained media attention and audi driver was accused of dangerous driving

>drive 60mph in the fast lane
>get mad when someone tailgates you

LoOKs like an old man should be driving it. No one is going to race you...

>driving home today
No you didn't. You don't even have a job or a car.

>>tries to over take me
>>i speed up
Grammar, shitdick. Also, just let them overtake. Let it go.

>>i drive e250 nothing crazy but he doesnt stand a chance lol
No you don't.

>>as soon as he gets a glimpse of what i look like (juiced to the gils, 18" arms, 6' 230lbs) he turns around and drives off
You don't look like that. Skinny NEET in momma's car.

u sound like a prick

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>people who buy base model european cars
If you can't afford nice cars, don't buy nice cars

He was spending the majority of us disposable income on cycles brah

Does your dad work for Nintendo also?

>nobody died
Too bad.

My sides

Probably the most projection I have ever seen in any single post on Veeky Forums.

Congratulations, get help though.

>roiding for this

This is a road rage thread right?

OP here

e250 is a great car

you drive a shit box no doubt and tell me i'm a poser since i'm not driving an s65amg

classic

buttmad poverty detected

>being tailgated yesterday while towing some logs
>im doing 52 in a 45, minivan right on my ass
>i have oversized slotted and drilled rotors and high performance pads, top quality new tires and well-adjusted trailer brakes on both axles.
>even with 4000 lbs in the trailer i know i can outbrake this guy
>turn trailer brakes all the way up.
>approaching red light
>hit brakes, feels like i deployed a parachute
>somehow asshole doesn't run into me
I wish he had. I could just be like Oops had the brakes turned up a little high, and his van would be wrecked while my trailer would be just peachy. I wouldve just told him to be more careful in the future and drive off.

Oof that's a lot of money. I've seen nice SL600s go for 25k, and they have insane power.

JM, I thought you left after your g4p pictures leaked

>be me
>big boi truck tail gate
>in fast lane
>driving fine keeping up with car in front
>still tail gates me
>o well like a give a fuck
>tailgates me for 30 mins
>contruction comes up with lots of fast turns
>I usually slow down so there's space in front of me because I want to go fast during turns
>slow down
>lots of space in front of me now
>truck still tailgates
>follows me through the fast dagumi turns
>there's a divider that I know that doesn't follow the yellow indicator warning line
>follows divider instead of staying inside the lane
>goes full dagumi gutter technique
>fuckboi truck thinks I'm gonna crash and hit divider
>he brakes hard
>leave him to dust as I use fujiwara zone
>he's about 20 cars behind now
>no cars between us
>he keeps his 20 car distance
>Kinda feel bad because he brake hard and prob shit his pants
>o well not my fault. That's how I usually drive in the contruction part

>username

>things that never happened.

>only 18" arms and only 230 while on juice

Top kek m8 you had to cheat to be average