Driving home today

considering buying this car

nl.ww3.autoscout24.be/classified/289249879?asrc=st|as

average losers will think it's an e200 and try to race me

but then i destroy them

?

You're literally a faggot. Kill yourself.

You'll get a few bullets through your window trying that fuck shit in Chicago.

>stuff that didn't happen
>things that aren't true
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I'll brake check Chief Keef nigga. I don't give a fuck anymore.

>edgy
>wigger
>tough guy

jesus where to start

>driving grandfathers turbocharged cl600
>it has just been at dealers for regular maintenance and new tires brakes
>litteraly perfect condition
>last 20km i get on curvy road
>road is wet and slippery
>ive just got dl fer months ago and most powerful car ive driven was vw shitbox since my country had regulations back then
>if you are under 23 you cant drive anything that has more than 90kw
so basicaly you must drive shitbox for 5 years if you started driving at 18 and if yo ustarted at 24 you can drive whatever you want, stupid but anyway back to story
>trip wasn't long, maybe 70km
>driving slower than hair grows because car is so powerful, i dont have little expirience and because police will fuck me if they catch me doing anything stupid in 360+ kw car
>suddendly a wild audi s4 appears in my rear view mirror
>its local rags to riches guy
>his audi is stanced to death
>windows black asf, way oversized alloys and lowered as far as it goes
>starts tailgating
>i really hoped i wont be draged into a race but fuck it
>kick the throttle like theres no tommorow
>merc's traction control kicks in and saves me from crushing the car
>did not expect so much power
>anyway, he catches me and continues to tailgate, pushing me harder and harder
>road is wet but here comes the straight part around 3 km long
>weather is shitty so there is probably no police
>push the throtle gently this time and start to accelerate
>look at mirror and he's not there
>he is right beside me
>nope.png
>kick down one more time, but this time its straight road and higher speed
>audi driver rekt and humiliated in left lane
>straight part is over and its now curvy all the way
>he catches me again
>my driving skills combined with big mercedes are no matc for few years older guy with quattro s4
>i was giving up and slowing down, but he was determined to pass me before that
>im doing under the speed limit now as we enter left side corner
>he gets in left lane and passes me
cont

>for some reason he is still in left lane while we are in corner, he is driving like he's alone on track
>corner is almost over and he floors it
>he suddendly gets hard on brakes and tries toget as much to the left as he can
>wtfisgoingon.gif
>fucking motorcade is coming from another direction
>first police car crashes into audi
>second one hard almost stopped but road was wet and bumps them slightly
>i slowly cruise off from crash scene
>mfw next day father asks medid i see the crash

did he died?

nobody died, but 2 cars were wrecked, one og them being police car, and since it was some piliticial being transported it gained media attention and audi driver was accused of dangerous driving

>drive 60mph in the fast lane
>get mad when someone tailgates you