Ever ran from the cops? Tell the story

Ever ran from the cops? Tell the story

I haven't but my dad has

>Be my dad
>1971
>Had a 69 GTO, 389 with 3, 2 barrel carbs, 4.11 gear ratio, the thing was bad ass
>Guy wants to race him at a stop light
>My dad goes for it
>Light goes green
>SKRRRRRRTTT
>Almost at next light, about half a car length ahead of the guy
>My dad looks in his rear view
>Cop is behind them
>Both my dad and guy he was racing splits the opposite ways at an intersection
>Cop decides to go after my dad
>My dad was super far ahead so my dad pulls over and gets out of the car and waits for the cop
>The cop pulls over
>Gets out of the car
>Slams my dad against the hood
>Puts him in cuffs
>Asks him about his previous whereabouts
>My dad tells him, explains that him and that other guy were just having a quick race
>The cop goes "oh my god I'm so sorry"
>My dad goes "what?"
>The cop goes "there was a robbery earlier and the car reported was a GTO, I thought that might of been you
>My dad says no he was just on his way to work
>The cop lets him off

Nice try police

Yes I'm collecting all your data and recording your stories in our criminal data collection servers. You're all busted now!

I was once speeding, when I was in germany when a cop pulled me over. I obliged and when we both got out of our cars to talk, he gave me a dirty look and then I knocked him out with a fist to the face. I then drove as fast as I could back to poland.

>selfish fucking grandparents and parents that sold classics back in the day.

I could have inherited a Satellite, Roadrunner, and some luxo Chryslers
Fuckin christ.

>be driving an '88 acura legend (year is 2012)
>cruising down Victory (main street), on my way home from school
>mobile smog station up ahead
>cop makes eye contact with me, motions for me to pull over and get my car smogged (there is no way i'll pass)
>nope.jpg

>driving a little fast on a semi-twisty road
>right on the edge of a housing development
>see cop on other side of street with lights off
>he puts it in gear and floors it as I go by
>knew that he had to drive about 1/4 mile before he could turn around, so I pull into the neighborhood and hide
>see him go flying by about 30 seconds later with his lights on

Cops run from me.

>tfw rich dad almost bought a shelby cobra in the late 60s

My dad would of kept it but it got stolen in 77, stripped of the seats, engine, and transmission, and left to rust. He then bought a 240z which blew a head gasket in 86

>believing your dad's lies

Tfw grandmother totaled grandfathers 540k. Fucking 540k!

your car can randomly just get smogged? What country do you live in? cuckgermany?

>not geting 6 bullets as a warning
Your dad is a fucking liar user

Hai guise ever ran from DA po po?

I haven't but here is my daddys story!

>proceeds to tell a story about not running from the cops

OP, really?

He lives in Cuckifornia.
IIRC it's not illegal to skip those tests.

>tfw smog exempt car
feels great lads

Does this mean the other driver is your real dad

Califronia as the other guy mentioned. Yeah they have these trucks or vans that has all the equipment you'd find at the smog check place.

My condolences bruv. With luck Mother Nature will rip her ass, the San Andreas fault, and purify CA.

Not me but:

>at red light behind 1 vehicle in left lane
>see disco lights in rear view mirror
>see motorcycle lights approaching in rear view mirror
>biker in crotch rocket stops past pedestrian walkway, almost in the middle of intersection
>looks to pass the red with 4-5 cars crossing the intersection
>cop stops right behind him
>biker proceeds to pass red, slowly and has to stop to not get t-boned
>cop turns on lights and continues chase

Could have knocked over biker by running into rear wheel but whatever.

Niko?

Cousin!

Let's go bowling!

Titties etc.

Both my parents drove 1st gen Celicas but they're long gone and my Grandmother had a super clean '71 Chevelle 350 that was a literal old lady drive it to get groceries and church on Sundays, but it was t-boned and totaled by some bitch in the mid 90's....

>dad's Datsun 240z turbo
Kill me

You can't run from the cops anymore.

>radios
>helicopters
>cameras and computers that read and log every license plate around the cruiser.
>dashcams

in my neighborhood there was a guy who was getting chased by like 5 cop cars + helicopter and he managed to escape, albeit on foot

>Radios
>New
>Helicopters
>New
>Reading a licence plate
>New

Alright mate.

>riding moped at midnight
>come up to a red light
>turn right without slowing down or stopping
>realize there's a cop sitting in the gas station on the corner right after I do it
>see his car start, brake lights go on
>immediately know it's on
>gun it and make the first left possible
>make first right possible
>make next possible left
>put moped behind a big ass bro truck in some dudes driveway
>hop a brick wall into somebody's back yard
>chill on the other side of the wall for a few minutes
>can hear the v8 in the crown Vic roaring up and down the streets
>he's trying to find me
>he never does
Feels good mang.

No plates on my liter bike. Not where you can see em at least.

>get into my dad's camaro
>reversing out the driveway
>get in the street and do a burnout on accident
>cop sees and turns on his lights
>I jump out and run back inside
>hide under my bed
>dad talks to the cop
>I was 13 years old
>got an ass whooping

Last Thursday on my motorcycle I was riding on the tank and I saw some cops turn around. I took off before they got the blue lights on (no speedo but I was easily doing 130mph) and made it up in a strip mall parking lot, hid behind a building for a minute and when I went to bail they followed and pulled me.
Couldn't prove riding the tank is illegal
Didn't get a definitive speed
Couldn't get me on "weaving" because I use hand signals.

4 cop cars there, 2 of which witnessed me running from cops in the triple digits, and they let me go. Got the part with me running on video. I'll never be that retarded again it's too risky and I could've fucked myself up

I have one.

>attending biannual DeLorean show
>racing a guy on a 4 lane road
>blow past cop doing 90
>lights.exe
>guy gets away, cop is after me
>he's about 1/8 of a mile behind me
>fuckit.jpg
>gun it and weave through traffic until I get to the hotel
>pull into first open space
>get out of the car and hide in the bushes
>cop pulls in, does a lap around the lot
>cop turns off lights and leaves
>parking lot had over 60 DeLoreans

I have friends who have run and escaped. Deal w/ it. The chance not worth it to me though.

t. Pussy Ass Bitch

Surely that cant be comfortable

my only story consists of cutting down a few streets and losing them before the chase even got started so heres a tale from my aunt

>have 1969 396 SS Chevelle in the 70s
>dunno all the mods but it wasnt stock to say the least
>speeding through town doing 110
>cop proceeds to chase
>goes on for ages good chunk of the county police get involved
>set up road block on country road
>try to dodge
>end up fucking everything up and barrel rolling 5 times and taking out a light pole
>get pulled out of car
>cop apologizes and says if they knew she was a girl they wouldnt have chased her

the crash was real dunno about the rest of the story

>had 3 big block Chevelle SS's
>ends up with a Chevette by the end of the 70s

kekarooni

Dad had one of these , kill me

>Had a 69 GTO, 389
user, the 69 GTO didn't come with a 389, you mean the 400 right?

SI?

I got 2 that are almost identical just going the opposite ways.

>on 95 in jersey I'm my 05 GT
>everyone slowing down for some reason
>not supposed to be traffic
>then I see it
>a crown vic like 3/4 miles up
>lol what a bunch of retards
>downshift to 4th and go full wot
>start passing the cucks who are heavy braking
>go under one of those official use only overpasses for construction and troopers to make u turns
>like in slow motion, I look to the right where the u turn ends
>grey charger with trooper pointing radar gun at me
>instinct kicked in and I hopped in the middle lane
>thought for a second and remembered that I'm already doing 90, he's at a dead standstill and has to catch up
>downshift to 3rd, full dagumi
>head down the hill towards exit 12
>I can see the cuck coming over the hill on the shoulder with his lights on
>2 right lanes full of trucks
>hop in the two lanes and start weaving in between them to hide my next move
>get to the exit, downshift and hit the 25 mph turn at 70
>DEJA VU
>hide in a truck lot for 30 minutes and fap

The other one same thing happened but just early in the AM with no traffic.